Comments on: Ask An Adventurer – Toddlers, Laddies, and Childs

By: Speedy

Speedy — Thu, 20 Dec 2018 01:12:23 +0000

Ex-Lax Chocolate. When they stop running and their face turns red, you’ll know it’s your chance to grab them and pass them off to your wife.

Just make sure you’re out the door, before she smells what you’re up to.

[Legal mumbo jumbo… not my fault if you’re dumb enough to take my advice… So on, so forth…]

By: SotiCoto

SotiCoto — Fri, 01 Apr 2016 13:48:07 +0000

I am also not a man. I am a cat.

By: SotiCoto

SotiCoto — Fri, 23 Jan 2015 13:40:21 +0000

Crucifix Power-Bomb.
For everything.

By: MidnightDStroyer

MidnightDStroyer — Wed, 26 Feb 2014 07:12:13 +0000

When you’ve a crowd of rugrats to deal with, create a minefield of Lego blocks…That’ll slow ’em all down…A lot!
If they were already capable of walking before, they won’t afterward. And if they were still crawling beforehand, they’ll stop crawling afterward.

By: Riotllama

Riotllama — Tue, 25 Feb 2014 16:16:30 +0000

I, too, love Auraugu’s speech patterns.