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Yeah, jeez, HEATHENS. They're always all like, 'DURR I'M GONNA GO PUT MY GENITALS WHERE THEY DON'T BELONG AND DELIBERATELY WORSHIP THE INCORRECT DEITY,' y'know?
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Chapter 6 – Page 6

by Phil on July 19, 2010 at 12:00 am

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  1. antone
    antone
    July 19, 2010 at 12:11 am | # | Reply

    Wow, these nuns sure are devoted. If you took a snapshot of my thoughts while standing watch in the middle of the night they probably would be about something irrelevant like food, or rocks, or sex

    • antone
      antone
      July 19, 2010 at 12:13 am | # | Reply

      Coming to think about it, that probably explains why I’m not a nun.

      • King of Zeroes
        King of Zeroes
        July 19, 2010 at 1:17 pm | # | Reply

        Pretty sure this is exactly why most of us aren’t nuns.

  2. Mindsword
    Mindsword
    July 19, 2010 at 12:27 am | # | Reply

    Ah, anyone feel up for some gnome drop soup?

    still, I suspect that wasn’t the only way to get the door open, only the most amusing.

    • SwitchbladeKult
      SwitchbladeKult
      July 19, 2010 at 1:51 pm | # | Reply

      There must have been NUN other way.

      • Sortelli
        Sortelli
        July 19, 2010 at 1:57 pm | # | Reply

        No, she just makes a habit of that sort of behavior.

        • SwitchbladeKult
          SwitchbladeKult
          July 24, 2010 at 2:07 pm | # | Reply

          You mean that SHORT of behavior? :P

          • zack of hiskatana
            zack of hiskatana
            August 4, 2011 at 1:13 am | # | Reply

            thieves that can steal AND kick butt are also
            in SHORT supply.
            but this could lead us to think LITTLE of the nuns

  3. Gravedigger
    Gravedigger
    July 19, 2010 at 12:43 am | # | Reply

    I applaud Bandit’s use of Dynamic Entrance.

  4. Hopeless
    Hopeless
    July 19, 2010 at 7:48 am | # | Reply

    Nice to see she had somewhere soft to land on…twice!

    • Jean-Luc
      Jean-Luc
      July 19, 2010 at 9:48 am | # | Reply

      Just playing “thwak a mole”.

  5. DCB
    DCB
    July 19, 2010 at 7:53 am | # | Reply

    Not only did she stomp, she ker-stomped. I wonder how that translates in physics…

    • Dojang
      Dojang
      July 19, 2010 at 5:10 pm | # | Reply

      ker-stomp implies a slightly staggered double-footfall?

  6. Lloyd
    Lloyd
    July 19, 2010 at 9:12 am | # | Reply

    Site was down for most of twelve hours. Couldn’t get my GA fix.

    Ka-twitch!

  7. themoonrising
    themoonrising
    July 19, 2010 at 9:19 am | # | Reply

    Love Bandit’s canary-that-ate-the-cat grin.

    • KiZeR
      KiZeR
      July 19, 2010 at 6:57 pm | # | Reply

      In this case, its the cat-who-ate-a-penguin.

    • Whatev
      Whatev
      July 20, 2010 at 2:23 am | # | Reply

      That’s a pretty badass canary.

  8. Carl-E
    Carl-E
    July 19, 2010 at 9:37 am | # | Reply

    “C’mon, all’s clear,,, now.”

  9. Ian
    Ian
    July 19, 2010 at 9:44 am | # | Reply

    Yeah. Damn those heathens. I mean, get it right!

  10. Jean-Luc
    Jean-Luc
    July 19, 2010 at 9:46 am | # | Reply

    “Our father who art in Heaven, bloodshot be thy eyeball…”

  11. Ardaic
    Ardaic
    July 19, 2010 at 10:04 am | # | Reply

    WTB more Ardaic.

    • Phil
      Phil
      July 19, 2010 at 10:56 am | # | Reply

      More like [Ardaic] amirite?

      • Ardaic
        Ardaic
        July 19, 2010 at 7:27 pm | # | Reply

        I, good sir, am too epic for brackets. I am beyond the ability of any computer to link. You see… I am a paladin Fnip. And not a typical one; I’ve escaped from the interwebs entirely.

        • Baronyx
          Baronyx
          July 20, 2010 at 2:27 am | # | Reply

          More like Internets. Amirite?

  12. Krotey
    Krotey
    July 19, 2010 at 10:16 am | # | Reply

    Nice reference to Destroy all humans. If its not it sure looks like it a lot!

  13. Hawk
    Hawk
    July 19, 2010 at 10:24 am | # | Reply

    The alt text…! The alt text…!!!!!

    That as much as the comic had me on the floor!

  14. Fren
    Fren
    July 19, 2010 at 10:24 am | # | Reply

    Heathens stole my bike once. That’s why I hate ‘em.

  15. Niall
    Niall
    July 19, 2010 at 10:28 am | # | Reply

    Book Of Commandments 23:14:
    “Blessed are the Strong and Hard-Headed”

  16. Sortelli
    Sortelli
    July 19, 2010 at 1:57 pm | # | Reply

    I declare that Bandit is the most hottest of the crew now.

    • Baronyx
      Baronyx
      July 20, 2010 at 2:28 am | # | Reply

      Pfff, speak for yourself.

      I still got eyes for Syr ;D

  17. Guest
    Guest
    July 19, 2010 at 3:55 pm | # | Reply

    Owowowowow.

    Those are definately free range boobs it looks like. I wince at the bounce pain she is apparently use to.

    • Baronyx
      Baronyx
      July 20, 2010 at 2:29 am | # | Reply

      I’m guessing, considering the amount of time She’s airborne, Like Frigg, Bandit’s probably using the ol’ Bandage-round-tha-boob trick.

      • Guest
        Guest
        July 21, 2010 at 1:02 pm | # | Reply

        She needs to tighten the binding then. If it’s really good and tight there should be next to no movement.

    • 1d4caltrop
      1d4caltrop
      July 20, 2010 at 8:10 am | # | Reply

      So you’re saying that there should be three thwacks in the third panel?

    • munkyfst
      munkyfst
      July 20, 2010 at 9:35 pm | # | Reply

      um… what do you feed free-range boobies? just wondering ya know…. my gf just rolled her eyes and walked off. was it a bad question? I’m a guy I don’t know….

  18. Dusty668
    Dusty668
    July 19, 2010 at 5:35 pm | # | Reply

    Now just to be fair, these nuns did an excellent job. Many people in clergy are all to happy to help misguided people overcome challenges.

    Why right here, they helped Bandit kick two habits at once!

    Bravo sisters, bravo!

  19. ahdok
    ahdok
    July 19, 2010 at 7:23 pm | # | Reply

    That nun needs some more time in nun school. You’re not a heathen if you worship a deity. A heathen is someone that worship’s no god.

    If you worship a false god you’re likely an idolater, and if you worship a real god that’s the wrong one, you’re an infidel.

    While I’m at it, if you speak in an insulting fashion about your god, youre a blasphemer, if you act against the commandments of your religion, you’re a heretic, and if you act against the doctrine of your specific church, youre a heterodox.

    Just thought I’d clear that up.

    • Erica
      Erica
      July 19, 2010 at 7:58 pm | # | Reply

      Actually, a heathen is someone who doesn’t believe in a Judeo-Christian god. Someone that worships no god is an atheist.

      • SaltyKracka
        SaltyKracka
        July 19, 2010 at 8:50 pm | # | Reply

        Or me.

      • Thamerlin
        Thamerlin
        July 20, 2010 at 3:48 am | # | Reply

        I suspect that “heathen” meaning “anyone who does not worship a Judeo-Christian God” is a fairly recent development, and that ahdok’s definition is the more archaic usage (i.e., the version likely to be used by a medieval religious organization). Incidentally, I’d say that a more accurate description of “infidel” would be “one who has rejected the true God for something else” – aka “apostate”. in – fidel, in meaning not, fidel meaning loyalty = infidel meaning lack of loyalty. A similar construction gives us “infidelity”.

        • Erica
          Erica
          July 20, 2010 at 10:41 am | # | Reply

          Actually, heathen comes from old english. It means you’re not a follower of the Bible. There’s argument over the etymology of the word, but it’s meaning is fairly clear. In any dictionary it’ll have that as the first definition and then something like “uncivilized” in the second.

          P.S. It also works for Muslims since their religion is a spin off of Christianity the way Christianity spun off from Judaism.

          • Niall
            Niall
            July 21, 2010 at 4:22 am | # | Reply

            I think, perhaps, despite its historic use, heathen has come to mean more than just a non-follower of Christianity and now means a non-follower of any specified religion or a pagan.
            The English language is constantly being molded and changed by those who use it. As the generations of speakers come and go, certain words are pruned and new words sprout. Syntax changes; Lexicon evolves. A word’s meaning may change while its intent remains.

            Perhaps an equivalent of non-Christian is paynim?
            (These are just opinions btw. This is totally up for debate. Maybe I’m wrong?)

      • 1d4caltrop
        1d4caltrop
        July 20, 2010 at 7:14 am | # | Reply

        So all atheists are heathens, but not all heathens are atheists.

        I believe this calls for a Venn diagram!

      • ahdok
        ahdok
        July 20, 2010 at 2:48 pm | # | Reply

        I thought an atheist believed in no god, whereas a heathen simply worshipped no god.

  20. SteelRaven
    SteelRaven
    July 20, 2010 at 12:55 am | # | Reply

    Ninja

  21. phase
    phase
    July 20, 2010 at 7:26 am | # | Reply

    Why do I get the feeling the guards should carry hammers? :P

    • Jean-Luc
      Jean-Luc
      July 20, 2010 at 8:19 am | # | Reply

      Nothing goes through flesh and bone like a good ol’ teaching ruler.

      • phase
        phase
        July 20, 2010 at 1:12 pm | # | Reply

        And if the rulers are flexible – there will be true horror. They will smack you in their holy fury until the walls are painted red!

        The (mumbled?) thoughts of the guards remind me of the game ‘thief’ though…

        • SteelRaven
          SteelRaven
          July 20, 2010 at 10:28 pm | # | Reply

          Maybe they should have carry nun chucks

  22. G@T0R
    G@T0R
    July 20, 2010 at 8:44 am | # | Reply

    I suppose she’s stealthy… but without a cardboard box i don’t know if i can buy it.

    • ahdok
      ahdok
      July 20, 2010 at 2:50 pm | # | Reply

      !

  23. taltamir
    taltamir
    July 20, 2010 at 11:32 am | # | Reply

    how do they know frig used to be a sister?

    • ahdok
      ahdok
      July 20, 2010 at 2:55 pm | # | Reply

      The manner of the sisters’ dialogue while they took Frigg out suggests she used to be one – and they may well have said something after she blacked out to each other. Remember that Bandit was watching.

      • Phil
        Phil
        July 20, 2010 at 4:09 pm | # | Reply

        Achievement Unlocked!

        Post the 4,444th Comment!

  24. Twigs
    Twigs
    August 12, 2010 at 5:11 pm | # | Reply

    This reminds me of a definition from the Demon’s Dictionary by Ambrose Bierce:

    “Impiety: Your irreverence toward my deity.”

    *dances about in good heathen fashion*

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