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Annotations Every Day - Written by T Campbell & Flo Kahn - Illustrated by John & Jason Waltrip

So like a human to be concerned with how an all-powerful artifact might make him *look.*

Chapter 32 – Page 12

on July 9, 2014
Chapter: Chapter 32
└ Tags: Bandit, Clair, E-Merl, Hollister, Rachel, Syr'Nj
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  1. biggmac
    biggmac
    July 9, 2014, 12:04 am | # | Reply

    YOINK!

    • Fren
      Fren
      July 9, 2014, 4:29 pm | # | Reply

      Yoink is for specially trained Gnome thieves. Humans, best we can do is a jank.

      • MidnightDStroyer
        MidnightDStroyer
        July 12, 2014, 11:36 pm | # | Reply

        For clerics, it’s called pro-active donation collecting.

  2. Jean-Luc
    Jean-Luc
    July 9, 2014, 12:13 am | # | Reply

    Looks like Merl’s the new king of the bangle.

    • Snowblind
      Snowblind
      July 9, 2014, 12:23 am | # | Reply

      If he gets a few more he can…

      Walk Like an Egyptian

      • Lexible
        Lexible
        July 9, 2014, 12:47 am | # | Reply

        My lips are sealed.

        • Lexible
          Lexible
          July 9, 2014, 12:49 am | # | Reply

          That’s the Go-Go’s, mush-for-brains.

          • Bruceski
            Bruceski
            July 9, 2014, 11:27 am | # | Reply

            C’mon, it’s still early here. Wake me up before you reference the Go-Go’s.

            • Fred Garber
              Fred Garber
              July 9, 2014, 3:01 pm | # | Reply

              WHAM! You got it!

              • Lexible
                Lexible
                July 9, 2014, 3:27 pm | # | Reply

                These puns are coming inxs of my capacity to follow!

                • Fren
                  Fren
                  July 9, 2014, 4:24 pm | # | Reply

                  Oh just hang on a Menudo!

                  • Speedy
                    Speedy
                    December 24, 2018, 10:45 pm | # | Reply

                    “Roll With the Changes”, E-Merl. Let your “Lady” “Take It on the Run”. She just wants to show that she’s gonna “Keep On Lovin’ You”, “Blue Collar Man”.

                    And, Bandit, I know Rachel is acting like a “Renegade”, but even in “The Best of Times”, you’re guilty of worse acts of thievery. So, you should be happy that Syr’Nj isn’t in the mood to bring a charge that Styx.

                    (I obviously have “Too Much Time on My Hands”)

            • MidnightDStroyer
              MidnightDStroyer
              July 12, 2014, 11:38 pm | # | Reply

              Doesn’t a WHAM! stand a higher change of putting someone to sleep, rather than waking them up?

              • SotiCoto
                SotiCoto
                May 9, 2017, 10:16 am | # | Reply

                Haven’t the Pillar Men slept long enough?

    • Mroko
      Mroko
      July 9, 2014, 5:38 am | # | Reply

      It seems it’s just another magic Monday

    • Charlie Spencer
      Charlie Spencer
      July 9, 2014, 9:26 am | # | Reply

      Dammit, I can’t find an ‘Eternal Flame’ pun.

      • hierophantasm
        hierophantasm
        July 9, 2014, 9:47 am | # | Reply

        Really? Rachel’s right there.

      • Speedy
        Speedy
        December 24, 2018, 11:16 pm | # | Reply

        “Am I only dreaming, or is this burning an eternal flame?”

        – Frigg and Syr’Nj, after the battle.

        – Also, (probably) anyone who got intimate with Best.

  3. Loyal
    Loyal
    July 9, 2014, 12:14 am | # | Reply

    I see somebody’s nun too concerned with how nearby bystanders will perceive her habits.

    • Wendy
      Wendy
      July 9, 2014, 8:01 am | # | Reply

      Nun-puns? I am afraid you will make people wimple in pain.

      • Sharkie
        Sharkie
        July 9, 2014, 2:29 pm | # | Reply

        Cease this before I beat someone into a pulpit

        • MidnightDStroyer
          MidnightDStroyer
          July 12, 2014, 11:39 pm | # | Reply

          Ya’ know, someone clever could think of some alter-native to these unceasing pun threads…

  4. Dark Archon
    Dark Archon
    July 9, 2014, 12:19 am | # | Reply

    Look on the bright side E-Merl instead of a bangle it could be a stupid godamn rock thats been sitting in the same inventory slot of your bags for 7 years.

    Official Phil Kahn Gold Star

    • SotiCoto
      SotiCoto
      January 26, 2015, 4:42 am | # | Reply

      I feel like I should get that reference… but it really isn’t ringing any bells.

      • Observer
        Observer
        March 16, 2015, 12:21 am | # | Reply

        World of Warcraft “Hearthstone”. An item that teleports you back to an inn that you have established a link to as long as you aren’t being actively attacked and the cooldown timer from last time is off. I’m not really sure why they are so upset about it though as it is much better that it waste an inventory slot then an equip slot like E-Merl is loosing cause he has to wear that thing…

  5. Dean
    Dean
    July 9, 2014, 12:23 am | # | Reply

    Hat theft is a skilled trade, Bandit can’t stand all of these unskilled amateurs driving hardworking hat thieves out of the industry.

    • Guesticus
      Guesticus
      July 9, 2014, 9:51 pm | # | Reply

      Well, not without a step-ladder anyway :P

  6. Ned
    Ned
    July 9, 2014, 12:35 am | # | Reply

    What! I’m not a bigot. I got loads of Human friends.

    The words are pushed to far to the right in the last word bubble in panel 1.

    • Paddy
      Paddy
      July 9, 2014, 3:06 am | # | Reply

      Eh, if you’ve been seeing one thing all your life, you’ll see the differences far more than the similarities in something else that’s halfway different.

      Like how people who are half-white, half-black look “black” to many Europeans, but “white” to many Africans.

      • Chris
        Chris
        July 9, 2014, 8:20 am | # | Reply

        Give me enough time in a dark room… white is a good description.
        Otherwise I’m more of a sexy copper tone.

        • MidnightDStroyer
          MidnightDStroyer
          July 12, 2014, 11:42 pm | # | Reply

          Then don’t become a film developer…All you’d get in a darkroom would be black & whites.

      • Guesticus
        Guesticus
        July 9, 2014, 9:53 pm | # | Reply

        Thinking all African’s are black, and all Europeans are white, is either racist, or just plain stupid

        • Paddy
          Paddy
          July 11, 2014, 3:23 pm | # | Reply

          That’s partly why I said “many”.

          And btw, I speak from a little experience. If you’re in Uganda, lots of people will call you a “Mzungu” (literally “someone who wanders around”) if you’re either white or half-white. Or from various other ethnic groups that white people don’t think of as white. Confuses the heck out of some tourists.

          • Paddy
            Paddy
            July 11, 2014, 3:25 pm | # | Reply

            Although they may also take a stab at your nationality, e.g. “Mumerica” (someone from America).

    • wwlaos
      wwlaos
      July 9, 2014, 10:22 am | # | Reply

      Look at all my black friends! I’m not racist!
      Look at all my gay friends! I’m not homophobic!
      Look at all my female friends! I’m not misogynistic!
      Look at all my living human friends! I’m not a necromancer!

      …dang, I have a lot of friends. Might need to do something about that.

    • Jean-Luc
      Jean-Luc
      July 9, 2014, 12:20 pm | # | Reply

      I too have been inconvenienced by the text/bubble misalignment. I’d like a refund please.

      • Phil
        Flo
        July 9, 2014, 6:09 pm | # | Reply

        I guess a refund in this case means I have to look at your website now?

        • Jean-Luc
          Jean-Luc
          July 9, 2014, 10:47 pm | # | Reply

          Either that or buy my book. :P

  7. Loyal
    Loyal
    July 9, 2014, 12:44 am | # | Reply

    Also, there is no way that seven-minute portal isn’t going to be inadvertently used to allow a Rebellion champion(s) to infiltrate the city and cause tons of damage.

    GJ, Hollister, you have doomed your people.

    • Sestror
      Sestror
      July 9, 2014, 12:53 am | # | Reply

      That was my first thought as well.

      My second thought, on the other hand, is to lure a rebellion champion trough it, with the premise of the former situation, and capture that champion.

      • Gristle McNerd
        Gristle McNerd
        July 9, 2014, 1:23 am | # | Reply

        Yeah, seems like a no-brainer to put any portals into the city under heavy guard.

    • Kamino Neko
      Kamino Neko
      July 9, 2014, 3:19 am | # | Reply

      She’s gushing about how well E-Merl passes. She IS the Black Friend.

      • Kamino Neko
        Kamino Neko
        July 9, 2014, 3:34 am | # | Reply

        Oop, that was meant as a reply to the thread one up from this one. v_v

    • MrMinion
      MrMinion
      July 9, 2014, 5:57 am | # | Reply

      Yeah, that was pretty much my first thought, too. Immediately followed by “Hey, maybe that’s what they want in the first place? Have we seen sky elvish cultists already?”

      • Sestror
        Sestror
        July 9, 2014, 6:34 am | # | Reply

        I think, they are either much too aloof to be involved with the cultists, or like the worldly trappings too much to try to end all of creation.

    • Fren
      Fren
      July 9, 2014, 4:26 pm | # | Reply

      Plain lazy enchantment, if you ask me. The portal should close once the Bangle passes through it. Go fix that!

      • Speedy
        Speedy
        December 24, 2018, 11:50 pm | # | Reply

        They tried that, eons ago. The half of a Sky Elf wizard that made it through had an “Oh, crap! Wait -” expression on its face.

        Since then, they’ve tried not to get cut short… when taking shortcuts.

  8. Jack Vermicelli
    Jack Vermicelli
    July 9, 2014, 1:25 am | # | Reply

    Dat right-justification?

    • Phil
      Flo
      July 9, 2014, 6:07 pm | # | Reply

      Took me like all damn day to fix this.

      By which I mean I was at my day job and just got home.

      • MidnightDStroyer
        MidnightDStroyer
        July 12, 2014, 11:47 pm | # | Reply

        Well, you know how people would tell someone, “Don’t give up your day job.” Evidently, you already know that, so I won’t say it.

  9. oscarmilde
    oscarmilde
    July 9, 2014, 1:30 am | # | Reply

    Very deep callback.

  10. Sharkie
    Sharkie
    July 9, 2014, 1:47 am | # | Reply

    Hat stealing?
    Never seen THAT before.

    • MidnightDStroyer
      MidnightDStroyer
      July 12, 2014, 11:47 pm | # | Reply

      Taking the Hat Trick to a whole ‘nother level…

  11. Darkstand
    Darkstand
    July 9, 2014, 3:33 am | # | Reply

    InB4 that 7 minute wait time becomes a plot point…. defending a portal until it closes, perhaps?

    • Speedy
      Speedy
      December 25, 2018, 12:01 am | # | Reply

      Like maybe half the episodes of every Stargate series? ;)

  12. Thomas
    Thomas
    July 9, 2014, 4:09 am | # | Reply

    … ehhhm, that’s neither a “Bangle of Backtravelling” nor a “Halo of Homecoming”, it’s a “Penis Ring of ‘portation Portal”.

    • Fairportfan
      Fairportfan
      July 9, 2014, 5:09 am | # | Reply

      …and they say size doesn’t matter!

  13. The Last Melon
    The Last Melon
    July 9, 2014, 5:24 am | # | Reply

    As a half-Asian, that whole “You look human!” conversation rang a chord. Not in a bad way, just I’ve had that conversation so many times with people on both sides.

    • CaptEndo
      CaptEndo
      July 9, 2014, 11:36 am | # | Reply

      Makes me wonder how many such conversations my daughter will have as she grows up. I’m of mostly European descent, and my wife is a very dark woman of mostly African descent. Makes for a gorgeous little girl!

      • Fren
        Fren
        July 9, 2014, 4:27 pm | # | Reply

        Just teach her to reply to the “What are you?” question with Human. I’m still scratching that into forms, myself.

    • Guesticus
      Guesticus
      July 9, 2014, 10:00 pm | # | Reply

      Wait, you mean your other half is not human? o_O

  14. Chantelune
    Chantelune
    July 9, 2014, 5:30 am | # | Reply

    Fun things to do for you DMs when you know some of your players are big on the “macho” thing : have him (or them) find the perfect weapon for them, with great bonuses and stepping on the very verge of being overpowered. And make it as pink and girlish looking as you can, with the catch that any altering on its appearance would utterly destroy the magic inside or it would just revert back to its initial look. Make even its name embarassing to say, like “pinkie frills”.

    And enjoy the deep conflict beetween “omg, so powerful, need that shit !” and “omg, so girlish, no way I’m being seen with that shit !” >:]

    • Sestror
      Sestror
      July 9, 2014, 6:41 am | # | Reply

      Do a variation against other stereotypes as well, especially if they go too far.

    • Gristle McNerd
      Gristle McNerd
      July 9, 2014, 7:11 am | # | Reply

      Careful, though. Too much pink energy is dangerous.

      • Sestror
        Sestror
        July 9, 2014, 10:38 am | # | Reply

        Well you can then either whiten it out or blacken it, for example, wenn someone forgets to clean the blood from their equipment. (Dry blood usually has a color akin to black)

  15. kitastrophe
    kitastrophe
    July 9, 2014, 8:55 am | # | Reply

    If Rachel brought something to eat she can dine and haberdash.

    • wwlaos
      wwlaos
      July 9, 2014, 10:28 am | # | Reply

      Heheheh, you win the Chuckle of the Day contest. Your prize is making me laugh.

      …sorry it’s such a shitty prize. :/

    • MidnightDStroyer
      MidnightDStroyer
      July 12, 2014, 11:54 pm | # | Reply

      If Rachel actually gets away with “dine & haberdash,” I’ll eat my hat.

      …er, I hope I can at least use ketchup & pepper. You can eat ANYTHING if you got enough ketchup & pepper.

  16. Aslandus
    Aslandus
    July 9, 2014, 9:21 am | # | Reply

    Well, you can’t ALWAYS make it fit into your outfit, sometimes you’ve got to wear the duck hat… or in this case twisted bangle…

  17. Messenger
    Messenger
    July 9, 2014, 9:22 am | # | Reply

    What is with Clair? :-) Her cheerfulness, enthusiasm, and friendliness are good things, but she is being a bit more hyper than anyone could be comfortable with for long.

    • Lexible
      Lexible
      July 9, 2014, 3:29 pm | # | Reply

      She’s angling for a position as a future Gravatar in panel 1.

  18. Bloodvork
    Bloodvork
    July 9, 2014, 9:45 am | # | Reply

    And just yesterday I was thinking how popular bangles were in RPGs and nowhere else I’ve seen in life.

    • Panthaaron
      Panthaaron
      July 9, 2014, 10:05 am | # | Reply

      You must have never been to a Renaissance Fair, then.

      • Lev La Tikvah
        Lev La Tikvah
        July 9, 2014, 10:41 am | # | Reply

        And no hippie friends?

      • Bloodvork
        Bloodvork
        July 9, 2014, 1:52 pm | # | Reply

        I haven’t. I’d like to go to one. But come on, we all know those are just live action RPGs.

      • Kamino Neko
        Kamino Neko
        July 9, 2014, 8:20 pm | # | Reply

        And clearly didn’t live through the 80s and 90s…

        • Guesticus
          Guesticus
          July 9, 2014, 10:06 pm | # | Reply

          Yeah, they were a very popular girl band

    • David DeLaney
      David DeLaney
      July 11, 2014, 2:26 am | # | Reply

      Try checking out any women’s-clothing catalog here, I’m thinking of the one that starts with T. They usually have some bangles, earrings, and necklaces in them along with the dresses, skirts, shoes, tees, cardigans, etc.

      –Dave

  19. Jason
    Jason
    July 9, 2014, 2:02 pm | # | Reply

    Yes, I can see how the no LESS than 7 minutes part can be a problem. But the no MORE? Once it closes, is there any restriction on just opening it again?

    • Guesticus
      Guesticus
      July 9, 2014, 10:10 pm | # | Reply

      Well, Holly never said it was a one-use item

  20. Guesticus
    Guesticus
    July 9, 2014, 10:17 pm | # | Reply

    Oh poor Clair’s face in panel 2 :P

    And, where is the “Whoop-whoop-whoop!” in the last panel?

  21. bokonondeemax
    bokonondeemax
    July 10, 2014, 12:08 am | # | Reply

    Yeah, I’m thinking that bangle has “One ticket to Sky Elf Heaven reserved for Goblaurence” written all over it. He could probably kill that city in less than seven minutes….

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