Please store your weapons in the overhead compartment or below the seat in front of you. Smoking is never allowed inside the portal-pottie (Scipio, this means you). In case of a sudden loss in pressure, it means you’ve ported into outer space; a circular rope will appear, please place it around your neck and tighten.
Especially since some systems demand exp cost to cast that.
I don’t care if it’s just 25 exp (for the most basic port; deluxe ones might suck you more and might demand expensive bling as focus), it’s my experience, which in my book is literally my blood and sweat, my raw essence being tapped there. I demand compensation.
Proposed alternatives:
Abraca-emo
Adevra-ka-Blew-Ya
Aah! Feets don’t fail me now!
Exit at the Abraxis A la peanut-butter and jelly sandwiches!
Alaka-hey now!
Bibbidi-Boppity-BOOYAH!
Shazayum! [BLUSH]
We’ll be doing something a little relaxing next week as the current chapter ends, but today’s late page was due only to a technical error, as Phil mentions. It’s up now.
(I probably should have checked it out before this myself, but its updates are so regular compared to some series I’m involved with that I sometimes wait until afternoon so I can look at more of the comments at once.)
Thank you for porting with Tele-Merl.
Porting is such sweet sorrow.
If they end up in the bazaar zone, I guess that’d make him a successful Tele-Market-er.
e-commerce at its best
Now you’re thinking with fashionable, masculine jewelry!
Tele-Merl is listed as a Limited Liability Company, hence the disclaimer for customer’s losses for failing to abide by the disclaimer.
E-Merl certainly knows how to open a show.
With a hat like that I’d be disappointed otherwise.
He could a stand a new pair of pants while they’re at it…
And maybe Rachel should fix his cuffs back onto his sleeves.
Well, he made his living for years as a showman, so …
Please store your weapons in the overhead compartment or below the seat in front of you. Smoking is never allowed inside the portal-pottie (Scipio, this means you). In case of a sudden loss in pressure, it means you’ve ported into outer space; a circular rope will appear, please place it around your neck and tighten.
You just made me miss my old SpellJammer campaign.
Let’s hope the elves won’t freak when a horde of humans with drawn weapons comes through a portal they didn’t know would open.
“Abraca-BOOYAH!” – if you guys ever make badges or Tshirts, please let this be one of the first ones you produce.
I was just about to say the same thing, LOL! It is officially my new catch-phrase. :-D
DRINK MEAD ERRY DAY! DONT GIVE A FUUUU!!
This portal is equipped with four exits: One is located in Gastonia, one is located in the Sky Elf kingdom, and the other two are best not used.
If you plan to start a battle at your destination we recommend leasing your weapons from our partner Hurts.
this really looks like they are about to raid the sky elves :/
good for them :D
and i am STILL apples:)
Orange you glad for that?
I’d say it’s a plum deal.
Does anyone ever tip their mage for ports? I mean, come on. That and mana biscut tables are all you’re good for.
Buff tipping is common etiquette, when using it to get gear on. Ports? Don’t think I’ve ever seen that. Charge up from or nothing
Especially since some systems demand exp cost to cast that.
I don’t care if it’s just 25 exp (for the most basic port; deluxe ones might suck you more and might demand expensive bling as focus), it’s my experience, which in my book is literally my blood and sweat, my raw essence being tapped there. I demand compensation.
Hmm, makes me wonder if we could bleed a mage for raw magic juice.
…man, I miss getting hooked up to machines at the Plasma Center more than I thoguht i would.
It’s a stupid quibble, but “Abraca-Booyah” just doesn’t seem like the sort of thing E-Merl would say. :/
Remember wwlaos, these are players. That’s why our favorite redheaded smite-child speaks the way she does.
Proposed alternatives:
Abraca-emo
Adevra-ka-Blew-Ya
Aah! Feets don’t fail me now!
Exit at the Abraxis
A la peanut-butter and jelly sandwiches!
Alaka-hey now!
Bibbidi-Boppity-BOOYAH!
Shazayum! [BLUSH]
Curse my not closing the italic tag!
Bibbidi Boppity Booyah is a pretty great one.
[SQUEE!]
Ka-Portal!
That’s because it wasn’t E-Merl who said it – it was the hat.
“WHAT NO I WILL FLAIL MY ARMS IN EXCITEMENT THE WHOLE WAY THROUGH AND GODS HELP ME IF I LOSE THEM I WILL LET MY FISTS DO THE TALKING!”
…it just occurred to me that e-merl is the only one in the game who has quick travel. This MMO SUCKS.
It only leads to the Sky Elf City you know. Think of it like a special trinket that can open a portal to one specific spot.
“Abraca-BOOYAH” is totally in the running for “Catchphrase of the year”.
And nope, nope, soo not stealing it for my warlock…nope nope…>.>…<..>
Shouldn’t the next page be up? Just curious.
Should be up and running, yeah, but my guess it only get the running part.
As in running away. :p
LOL! Hope that the folks who publish this comic are all okay.
They need some time off or something. They’ve really been struggling lately and I’m not sure if this page/week rate is sustainable.
We’ll be doing something a little relaxing next week as the current chapter ends, but today’s late page was due only to a technical error, as Phil mentions. It’s up now.
(I probably should have checked it out before this myself, but its updates are so regular compared to some series I’m involved with that I sometimes wait until afternoon so I can look at more of the comments at once.)
Cool! Just glad to hear that it was merely technical.
Bad things happened when E-Merl was asked to throw out the opening pitch at the All-Star Game.
Wasn’t there a 6 minute timer on that portal?
DON’T BE THE GUY THAT IS JUST STEPPING INTO THE PORTAL AT 5:58 seconds!
It has been juuuust over 4 days since I started from the beginning……..and I’m already here….I’m going to be caught up before much longer at this rate.