My greatest regret in this life is now that I am certain I’ll never get the chance to use the phrase “Let’s dance, you tacky motherfucker” in an appropriate manner.
It’s kind of interesting that a being of Rebellion (capitalisation required) wields a mace and shield, keeping themselves more balanced and protected while the being of Duty (maybe Protection?) of the Centurion has a greatsword.
I mean, if you were to choose who would get a mace and shield, and who would get a bloody massive sword.. that’s not the way round I’d go for at least.
I’m worried for Frigg, I think she’ll survive, but high chance of her losing an arm or something. This is something that will surprise and shock Frigg lovers, really thinkin that.
Alucard *Steps out of the ground* “Honestly, if you are going to have a dick-fighting competition with a woman, you must have started off with the world’s cruelest handicap.” *goes back to Hellsing Abridged*
Okay – why isn’t Frigg’s glow surrounding her whole body protectively like we’ve seen recently? If she gets hurt, that will be the obvious question. With the full body glow she’s darn nigh invulnerable.
At a guess, it’s resource management – if she spent some glow on armor, her mace wouldn’t have survived the impact with the centurion’s full glow sword.
Calling it now; alone, Frigg’s hammersmash isn’t enough, but with her fellow paladins/priestesses, she can overwhelm the individual, no matter how great.
And with all their efforts combined they defeat the Silver Centurion, Ardaic says some final words, and then a new Silver Centurion manifests itself on the battlefield. Just like in all the movies where it’s made to look like the bad guy was killed, but wasn’t.
I am really hoping they have an epic fight than form a truce because I REALLY want to see the glowy fight, on the other hand though I like both frigg and ardaic and don’t want either to die
3:1 Frigg kills Ardaic
8:1 Ardaic kills Frigg
15:1 Lengthy battle, Frigg propositions Ardaic, Ardaic decides he’s had enough of running things for Kiddie Psychopath back home and the two run off to the coast to have lots of glowy shit children.
It occurs to me that entire nation of Gastonia is built upon the Silver Centurion’s invincibility. All you need is one super-soldier… that just does not die.
If Frigg can get her (glowy) shit together, this should not really be a fight, considering what she’s done before.
Of course, the Silver Centurion isn’t actively goading her, so she may have difficulty getting to that “higher level of Don’t Give a F—” that would beat the SC like a red-headed step-child..
It was kismet that these 2 would ka-smite.
smite times smite
Do you have to be so fatealistic?
Well, smite makes right.
Maybe its the improved version, like the prefix for spells in Dragon Quest.
When the gods do battle, mortals should stand aside and try not to get killed.
Sorry, but that’s not Frigg’s philosophy. Hers is “I don’t care if you’re a god; get out of my way”. Only, you know, with some expletives in there.
I’m talking about anyone interfering with Frigg’s fight.
“I’ll fuckin’ pound ya, an’ wipe the floor with that STUPID BRUSH on yer helmet. . .”
Glow stick battle.
My greatest regret in this life is now that I am certain I’ll never get the chance to use the phrase “Let’s dance, you tacky motherfucker” in an appropriate manner.
there is hope Elton john still dresses up in the way out outfits someday maybe you can dance w/ him.
Huh. I thought Elton John was dead.
You’re just going to the wrong clubs.
It’s kind of interesting that a being of Rebellion (capitalisation required) wields a mace and shield, keeping themselves more balanced and protected while the being of Duty (maybe Protection?) of the Centurion has a greatsword.
I mean, if you were to choose who would get a mace and shield, and who would get a bloody massive sword.. that’s not the way round I’d go for at least.
I’m not so sure I’d call a great spiked lump of metal on a stick ‘defensive’.
IT’S GOING DOWN REAL
*TRUMPET NOISES*
*IT’S GOING DOWN FOR REAL
I’m worried for Frigg, I think she’ll survive, but high chance of her losing an arm or something. This is something that will surprise and shock Frigg lovers, really thinkin that.
I highly doubt Frigg will care, though. Might even get herself a glowyshit limb out of it.
“I see your shwartz is bigger than mine” – Frigg probably
Frigg knows it’s not about the size, but how you use it.
“I get it – y’r feelin’ inadequate. Y’r using that huge glowy prick ta make up for yer own cocktail-size weenie.”
Alucard *Steps out of the ground* “Honestly, if you are going to have a dick-fighting competition with a woman, you must have started off with the world’s cruelest handicap.” *goes back to Hellsing Abridged*
If anyone can handle a big shwartz, it’s Frig.
Rave battle!
Just the tips?
That Ardaic pose on the second panel…Triple killing while making it look easy…
Okay – why isn’t Frigg’s glow surrounding her whole body protectively like we’ve seen recently? If she gets hurt, that will be the obvious question. With the full body glow she’s darn nigh invulnerable.
At a guess, it’s resource management – if she spent some glow on armor, her mace wouldn’t have survived the impact with the centurion’s full glow sword.
Calling it now; alone, Frigg’s hammersmash isn’t enough, but with her fellow paladins/priestesses, she can overwhelm the individual, no matter how great.
And with all their efforts combined they defeat the Silver Centurion, Ardaic says some final words, and then a new Silver Centurion manifests itself on the battlefield. Just like in all the movies where it’s made to look like the bad guy was killed, but wasn’t.
I am really hoping they have an epic fight than form a truce because I REALLY want to see the glowy fight, on the other hand though I like both frigg and ardaic and don’t want either to die
friggs all like, “yo, lemme smash”
*Duel of Fates Intensifies*
3:1 Frigg kills Ardaic
8:1 Ardaic kills Frigg
15:1 Lengthy battle, Frigg propositions Ardaic, Ardaic decides he’s had enough of running things for Kiddie Psychopath back home and the two run off to the coast to have lots of glowy shit children.
Ha! Yes!
But also no.
Wouldn’t work. Ardaic isn’t a twiggy shit-elf Frigg can toss around.
It occurs to me that entire nation of Gastonia is built upon the Silver Centurion’s invincibility. All you need is one super-soldier… that just does not die.
I can see your Smite is as big as mine. Let’s see how you can handle it.
I hate when my Smite gets twisted.
Now you see Evil will always triumph becaus Good is dumb.
Come’on Smite…Come’ON Smite!
So you just hold glowy sword facing in a certain direction and foes autoimpale themselves on it. Seems like some kind of cheat.
Left Twix or right twix
This is definitely one of those fights you just stay away from if you’re not jacked up with glowy shit power.
*Leeroy Jenkins Joins The Fight!*
…omg, he just triggered a Frigg!
I wonder if he’s a player, too.
If Frigg can get her (glowy) shit together, this should not really be a fight, considering what she’s done before.
Of course, the Silver Centurion isn’t actively goading her, so she may have difficulty getting to that “higher level of Don’t Give a F—” that would beat the SC like a red-headed step-child..