Oh, no, it’s a butterfly’s one weakness… a giant rockslide! “Rocks fall, one specific person dies, presumably because Best has some control over his instrument.” (Image by Randy Miholland and Something Positive.) Original SFX scripted here: “*BRAAAAAAOOOOOOOWWWWNNNG*” This tidbit may […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Phil would increasingly defer to me when it came time to rhyme things, but he did this one, and I thought it was great. It’s a little annoying, maybe, but that’s kind of the point: like a pop song earworm […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
I enjoyed watching the readers start to puzzle over it as Best drew first blood. Why wasn’t he proving to be all talk and no action? Well, surely that was just a fluke. Phil was clearly doing more in terms […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
What a wonderful time in American politics it was when the term “community organizer” was used to dismiss Barack Obama as too inexperienced in government to serve as president. Surely America wouldn’t want some dilettante taking responsibility for it, who […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Let’s give Byron the benefit of the doubt and assume he means “I don’t kill humans [while not in the grip of a complete berserker fury].” This is still a rule he’ll quietly let go of after a while; see […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
