All of my Eggs.
Heya. Welcome to Guilded Age. I’m your co-writer and webhost, Phil Fucking Kahn.
Some of you may know who I am already. If not, that’s cool, I’ll let this work speak for me at this point, best I can. I mean, it’s hard to NOT let it do that, on account of the bangin’-ass scripts T and I churned out like warm, intellectual butter and the unfathomably dope art styles Erica uses to bring our butter to life. Into some sort of large, powerful, sentient, all-knowing butter monster, stomping through major cities and demolishing historical landmarks and causing all sorts of ruckus.
Yeah I don’t know where I was going with that one.
At any rate, I hope you all enjoy these yarns we’re about to spin for you. I need, need NEED to give a special shout-out to a couple of folks who helped us get started on this bitch. Props go to Rob Balder, for being my coach. Scott Christian Sava for pointing me to my fellow Phil-in-arms, Philip M. Hofer (aka Frumph), who gave me a tremendous amount of help and patience in helping me put this website together. My guildmates for inspiring me in the general sense and giving me some fun ideas. And my homies at OtakuBooty for being the sexiest Focus Group out there.
I’m putting damn near all my eggs in this here basket and, by golly, we’re gonna rock some fucking faces off. Or die trying.