Ladies and gentlemen. It is my honor and privilege to announce that I will be competing in this year’s Super Art Fight Idol at Super Art Fest on 5/19 at the Metro Gallery Center in Baltimore, MD. I and 15 other hopefuls will be going head to head, sharpie to sharpie, to prove who’s the toughest, artin’est fighter around. Winner gets a spot on the official Super Art Fight rooster, and I am so damn nervous about this little dream of mine coming true.

If you’re in the Baltimore area, come on out for Super Art Fest! There’ll be upper-card Art Fights, Super Art Fight Idol, live music by Adam Warrock, and the event benefits the Ulman Cancer Fund for Young Adults. It’s gonna be an absolutely awesome time!

If you do come, you would thrill me to absolute death if you made some signs to help cheer me on with.