Good things come to those who complain!
There’s a small pocket of you who still might not have received books! But all is not so bleak – we have here a success story. Christoph did the right thing and told us he didn’t get his book, so we sent him one of our private reserve copies. And just look how delighted he was:
Did you get your book? Do you love it? Send your reaction face pictures to firstname.lastname@example.org, and we’ll post them for all to see.
Did you not get your book? Do you hate us? Send your death threats to email@example.com, and we’ll get you your book as soon as possible.