You said it, alt text. I mean, Byron, I know you’re a simple kinda guy, but come ON.

Okay, you all caught it, right? Syr’Nj’s crush on Best begins right here. Sure sure, smart women, foolish choices, but objectively, it makes sense. It’s not just that Best is handsome, talented, sexy, strong, and only showing off his dickishness if you look real closely (e.g., he’s not exactly thanking Gravedust).

It’s also the lyric “They had to be taught what an elf’s help was worth.” Of course, the lyric is a bit of a humblebrag: Best really means what HIS SPECIFIC help was worth. The fact that anyone else in the party is also an elf may not yet have even attracted his notice.

But he did also get Her Grace Pardo to apologize for being racist against elves, which is pretty huge from where Syr’Nj sits. This is the first time since leaving home that she has encountered anything resembling elf pride, whereas the anti-elf slurs have just been constant. Even on someone as willful and centered as her, that shit takes a toll. I probably don’t need to point out the problems with making Payet Best your primary source of self-esteem, so it’s a good thing Syr’Nj is too shy right now to act on this quickly.