We’re talking Apple “nerds” here. Macbook + iPad + iPhone + Apple Watch, all plugged in for hours, while their user nurses a single cup of coffee, hoping that someone will find their man bun or their armpit hair attractive.
Do you understand what I am saying, little one? I am happy to spend as much time as is needed to clarify.
‘Cause it’s not like there’s an emergency over by the Great Death Horror. That’s why I’m walking.
I mean seriously what kind of dick would just walk up, take his drum from a crying child, and then just walk away like some kid didnt just go through a horrifying experience just then?
Penk understands completely, it is a choice, a choice to save those who need saving, protect those whom need protecting, and fight the fights that need fighting because it simply needs to be done. I’m sure he even respects the Peace Keepers for what they are even if the conflict puts them at odds. They are champions for a people they are at war with, as such they are resigned to be enemies. If they were not at war they’d not have to fight each other. they might still be rivals but their goals would align.
FWIW though, that little Troll girl? I kinda think she’s a perfect candidate for the Glowy Hammershit Blessings of the Wolf God of FUCK THIS ALL WITH FIRE….
I’ve paid my dues… Time after time…
I’ve writ my sentence … Without one grammar crime …
Thow sppeling mistakes, I’ve made a few.
I’ve put my share of big kicks in green eyes, and my foot went through.
I consider it a challenge to comment with my Gravitaaaaarrrr
You lot can’t get the lyrics right to save your lives.
No time for copy editors ’cause we are the Tectonics…
Awww…the little guy bit the bullet?
No, he bought the farm.
No, he took an arrow.
Really? I thought he got dissolved into data or something.
He´s in nerd heaven now.
So he’s in a Starbucks.
Since when is overpriced coffee and hipsters “nerd heaven”?
Roughly 1989 – 1992, at least in my experience.
More so than, say, a decent comic book store or a con? Weird.
Comic Con is too mainstream.
Unlike Starbucks.
They’ve probably never heard of those.
We’re talking Apple “nerds” here. Macbook + iPad + iPhone + Apple Watch, all plugged in for hours, while their user nurses a single cup of coffee, hoping that someone will find their man bun or their armpit hair attractive.
Since when is “same price as every other damned coffee shop” overpriced?’
…or are you in Canada?
No, he kicked the bucket.
Nah, he’s just pining for the fjords.
He has joined the heavenly choir
THIS IS AN EX-TROLL!
He was changed into a digital champion after (helping) to save the digital WOrld.
+1000 internets for the Digimon reference.
No, he went to sleep forever
He’s dead, Jim.
But not as we know it.
So Prill bit it off-screen?
I’m thinking that kicking the big blob monster in the face isn’t such a great idea without some kind of bugman armor.
…You mean, like the concentrated Essence of A*s-Kicking that’s currently crystallizing around Rachel’s foot?
I believe the technical term is “glowy shit”.
It used to be glowy hammershit, but now she can put it on everything. So the new term is glowy everyshit.
Glowy ALL the shit.
She’s like some sort of glowy tubgirl.
Glowy onmishit?
I guess it’s nearly time for us to see who thought to wear their (P)ersonal (L)ightweight (O)mnidirectional (T)actical Armor & who didn’t…
Do you understand what I am saying, little one? I am happy to spend as much time as is needed to clarify.
‘Cause it’s not like there’s an emergency over by the Great Death Horror. That’s why I’m walking.
It was supposed to be comforting, after all her friend just got vaporized out of existence in front of her.
I mean seriously what kind of dick would just walk up, take his drum from a crying child, and then just walk away like some kid didnt just go through a horrifying experience just then?
I’d like to think that I would. It’s one of those rare occasions that an act of kindness is ultimately selfish.
Besides, the longer he delays, the more likely one of the Gastonians will die. After all, it can still eat 61 more people before its unstoppable.
Talking is a free action you guys.
My thoughts exactly.
Team name, eh? …What do you think of – bear with me now – The DEFENDERS! =D
Magda’s already got the Valkyrie costume pretty much down!
Although a lot – a LOT – less sexy.
It only works if they all dress like this:
so long as it doesn’t become the Derenders. :-)
Wait, the kid died off-panel????
I’m not even sure Prill is really dead. De-rezzed. Perhaps Gring just thought so when he stayed back running…
But it certainly doesn’t look good.
Maybe she’s talking about the armorsmith who was sleeping on the floor.
._.
That might be the saddest thing in this comic ever.
Just wait ’til next post, when Rachel de-rezzes.
I’m already tearing up.
I think Penk looks kool since he lost the big red helmet.
I don’t know about cool, but he certainly looks less ridiculous. Seriously, that helmet is proof that Tectonicus has no fashion sense at all !
Very few gods do. You can tell this as the more devout the follower the more ridicules the costume regardless of the actual religion.
Some gods do, however, display a warped sense of humor. That’s the only reason I could figure for that helmet.
The helm was awesome,nuff said. I hope he gets a new one.
Honestly, I was so happy when the corruptor beast dissolved it.
Do he get his hair done? Or is his hair squished up like that from bein stuffed inside that helmit? Either way looks kewl.
Smite Dynamic Entry! to the eyeball
“The Avengers” ? Taken.
“Taken” is also taken as it turns out.
And here I was thinking the name would be That is All…
“Who are you guys?”
“That is All”
“But how are you called?”
“That is All. AWAY!”
Okay, but who’s on third?
No, Who’s on First.
What’s the name of the man on third base. I don’t know? FIRST BASE! I DON’T CARE AND I DON’T GIVE A DAMNED. Oh he’s out shortstop.
Captain Salvage?
If I need a weapon, there’ll be plenty laying on the ground.
:(
Penk’s about to borrow a page from Flava Flav and Scottie Ian, and Bring The Noise.
Is Frigg’s glowy hammershit turning less golden because the beast is dissolving it or derezzing it or whatever we’re calling the thing thing it does?
It’s flashing orange to indicate that the battery is low.
Penk understands completely, it is a choice, a choice to save those who need saving, protect those whom need protecting, and fight the fights that need fighting because it simply needs to be done. I’m sure he even respects the Peace Keepers for what they are even if the conflict puts them at odds. They are champions for a people they are at war with, as such they are resigned to be enemies. If they were not at war they’d not have to fight each other. they might still be rivals but their goals would align.
“Better to die on your feet than to live on your knees” Emiliano Zapata
“Now cracks a noble heart.—Good night, sweet prince, And flights of angels sing thee to thy rest!—
Why does the drum come hither?”
Goodbye, Rachel Al-Abinya, and your unyielding open heart.
Better to die on your feet than to live on your knees, Ask Hammerhead.
So who else kept going back to see the page they missed where Prill apparently dies.
Here.
The comic didn’t show the male troll child being devoured by the digital Cthulhu? Or is the female troll crying about the old troll?
Devengeners
Seriously, I’m with everyone else….Prill got derezzed? Last I saw they were all running rather successfully AWAY fomr heart-rending de(ath)rezzings.
FWIW though, that little Troll girl? I kinda think she’s a perfect candidate for the Glowy Hammershit Blessings of the Wolf God of FUCK THIS ALL WITH FIRE….