Gastonian Axemas
Heya, Guildies! We are unashamedly taking the day off for today and tomorrow to spend much needed time with loved ones before returning to the comic mines. Regular updates will return on Friday and continue through next week. We hope that no matter which deity, philosophy, or nothing at all you observe during this time of year is super fun and great!
Chapter 36 begins on January 5th!
On the twelfth day of Axemas, my guildies gave to meeeeeee…….
Twelve gangs of koblolds,
Eleven levelers leveling
Ten House-Heads-Hopping!
Nine Nightmares Neighing!
Eight Griefers Griefing.
Seven swords a swingin’
Six gnomes a-tinkering,
Fiiiiiiiiiive glowy shits!
Wait…
Four landshark teeth
Three dead friends
(I should be ashamed of myself. And I am. But not enough for me not to do this.)
Two (well-deserved) days off…
AND A NEAR SIGHTED BEHOLDER!
Shouldn’t that be…
And an ax stuck in a pine tree.
12 things with stuff!
JOKE RUINEDDDDDD!!!!
Seven Healers Healing.
**cough cough** please feel free to add a verse:)
Eight landsharks eating
Thanks for everything, and have a good time.
Fi-i-i-i-i-ve V-R tu-u-u-ubes!
I think this one wins for me. :)
“And we heard him exclaim as he rode out of sight… ‘Merry Axemas to all, and to all a good fight!'”
Happy Holidays everyone. Thanks for reading, and all the puns.
You too, good sirrah. I hope everyone here has a Merry Christmas/Axemas, Happy Hanukkah, Enjoyable Yule, or Blessed Day that our Lord the great terror, priest of the old Star God’s Cthulhu has seen fit to visit us on earth and end our suffering.
Happy Christmas to you guys’n’gals too.
Remember, when you work in a restaurant, your co-workers -are- the ones you spend the holidays with, whether you like them, or not..
In a way, I guess it’s kinda like spending the holidays with your family, in that regard.