Guest Week 2012 – Ahdok
Welcome to Guest Week 2012! Thanks to everyone who contributed to this so we can give John a break and line our ducks up correctly for the next chapter. There’s still a slot or two left, so if you want to submit, send yours to glitchphil@gmail.com, and your glory will be added to the rest!
First up is reader Ahdok of Socks and Puppets, who was quick on the draw (as it were) and answered the call in what is probably record time. Ahdok’s a return contributor to guest week as well with his previous entry, The Adventures of Baron Splande. Love the color pencils on this. Thanks again, old chum!
Oh God, NOT THE BEES!!!!
Instead of “KILL”, it’s “HUNNEEEEE”
BYRON THE POOH
The wonderful thing about ‘zerkers is that ‘zerkers are wonderful things.
Their arms are made out of murder
Their hands are made out of WRRRRRRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
…….
…….
But the most wonderful thing about ‘zerkers is that OMAE WA MOU SHINDEIRU
Halfway up the spine is the bone where I chop,
There’s no other bone that so halts their hop.
It’s not at their knees, and it’s not at their top
but this is the bone where they always stop.
I got CloSeph’s reference (The wonderful thing about tiggers), but what’s yours?
A poem at the start of A.A. Milne’s first Winnie the Pooh book. The original goes:
Halfway up the stairs is the stair where I sit,
There’s no other stair quite it like it.
It’s not at the bottom and it’s not at the top
But this is the stair where I always stop.
When Bandit Keynes says “Safe as houses,” that means, “Not very safe.” I mean, think about it.
None of your beezness!
The ‘socks and puppets’ link in the comic description doesn’t work.
It looks like it needs http://www. in order to work properly, like so:
http://www.socksandpuppets.com/
Fixed.
My website has the most exciting front page ever. :)
Byron looks a bit like a zombezerker when I draw him…
You have 2 different avatars. Is one your secret identity, or do you have MAPD? (multiple avatar personality disorder)
It’s actually just a symptom of which computer I use to post.
Let Byrons bee Byrons.
So he’s a Beezerker now? :p
I blame the dire honey.
I know how Byron feels. So far Ive broken 5 brooms and one spade headed shovel in my war against yellow jackets. They all need to die, horrible horrible deaths
YES! You are COMPLETELY CORRECT!
THANK YOU!
I hate yellow jackets. Once I went slightly off trail in a park on Halloween noon, and I got molested by the little
f@&%#!$. I couldn’t go trick-or-treating that year, obviously. If I hadn’t ran down the path, down the small hill (screaming like a little girl being chased by multiple fast, tiny, uber-deadly and relentless serial killers that make Michael Myers seem like said little girl), and into the teeny stream of water (yellow jackets don’t swim), that last yellow jacket might have ended my previously-blissful life. That was only my first encounter with the flying kamikaze (in the sense of them being nonstop instant attack aggressors of death, not them committing suicide to protect their home) buggers from Hell.
Other wasps are usually okay unless you disturb them or get way too close to their hive. Bees are downright friendly in comparison.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OMICOG THAT IS AWESOME!!
…And I’ve got an idea…
Ooh, I just realised that I’m ahdok this time, not adhok.
…Is this a double punchline comic? I’m confused. I guess the “BEE-zerkin” part is funny, but I don’t know WHAT they were trying to say.
It’s like she just took some coins.
“Such a little change”
So is what she’s holding supposed to activate the berserker state? It looks like a pocket watch, so I assume it would be the rhythmic ticking that would induce berserker state, but apparently buzzing, a completely different sound, also causes the berserker state.
I still don’t get it. It IS funny, but I don’t know WHY it’s funny.
Oh, the watch was used for hypnotism.