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Welcome, Shortpacked! fans! If you’re here today from the guest comic we did for Dave then that means you’re a rad enough person to actually click the link to see what we’re all about. Kudos to you for that, you awesome person you.
We’re Guilded Age! We’ve got wizards and elves and shit! I hope you like sprawling fantasy epics with dense plot lines, because that’s where we’re a viking! Today’s page is pretty deep into some dram-dramz, so go on and start from the beginning. Or if you don’t feel like archive-diving just yet, you can also check out our New Reader’s Guide (WARNING: Contains Spoilers!).
Either way, we hope you enjoy your stay and introduce yourselves in the comments! We’ve got a lively bunch here and the more’s the merrier. Thanks for checking us out, and keep on Guildin’ in the free world.