I would not wash them with a rag,
I would not wash them on a nag.
I would not clean them near the malls,
I would not clean them in overalls.
I would not scrub them with detergent,
With a pacifist, or an insurgent.
I would not mop them for your kiss,
Nor if you threatened with your fist.
I will not take them streets and cleans-
‘Coz that’s YOUR job, Street-Washer Keynes!
Eastbound and down, loaded up and truckin’
We’re gonna do what they say can’t be done
We’ve got a long way to go and a short time to get there
I’m eastbound just watch ol’ Bandit run
So, is Bandit keen on slaying the bandit and taking his name? Do Gnomes operate on a “Highlander”-esque system?
Everything operates on a highlander system.
EVERYTHING.
THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE
Also another one for the tv series, and another one for the cartoon, and another one for the Japanese adaptation, etc.
I would not wash them with a rag,
I would not wash them on a nag.
I would not clean them near the malls,
I would not clean them in overalls.
I would not scrub them with detergent,
With a pacifist, or an insurgent.
I would not mop them for your kiss,
Nor if you threatened with your fist.
I will not take them streets and cleans-
‘Coz that’s YOUR job, Street-Washer Keynes!
Gold star
Those aren’t yours to just toss about!
Give it back before Phil finds out!
Hold [L1] to see butts.
Angry Gnome Baby gets another appearance.
Against biggmac I cannae win,
And just like that, the towel’s thrown in.
RING OF GNOMES
ONE GNOME ENTERS
ONE GNOME LEAVES
Woop woop
Pull over, that ass too fat.
Panel 3: Stop. Hammertime!
Geez, where is everybody? Taking a holiday?
Eastbound and down, loaded up and truckin’
We’re gonna do what they say can’t be done
We’ve got a long way to go and a short time to get there
I’m eastbound just watch ol’ Bandit run