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New Comics Every M/W/F - Written by T Campbell & Phil Kahn - Illustrated by John & Jason Waltrip

I hope you all have been good little adventurers this year! Or, y'know, evil. I'm not your DM, I don't tell you how to role-play.

2013 Axemas Special – Cover

on December 2, 2013
Chapter: Extra Bits
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  1. SteelRaven
    SteelRaven
    December 2, 2013, 12:06 am | # | Reply

    It was the night after Axemas and all through the town,
    Not a creature was standing, because I chopped ’em all down!

    • alicemacher
      alicemacher
      December 2, 2013, 12:11 am | # | Reply

      Their heads I hung up by the chimney with care
      In hope that Tectonicus soon would be there.

      • biggmac
        biggmac
        December 2, 2013, 12:35 am | # | Reply

        The orc-slaves were nestled in their dirt rock beds
        With visions of whiplashes torturing their heads

        • Mujaki
          Mujaki
          December 2, 2013, 3:54 am | # | Reply

          It’s murder for profit ’til I reach level cap,
          I’ll just splatter your brains for a long dirt nap

          • Fenlander
            Fenlander
            December 2, 2013, 5:19 am | # | Reply

            My girlfriend is sleeping on a bed of fresh leaves,
            while I search for the one in whom no one believes.

            • HURRDURP
              HURRDURP
              December 2, 2013, 7:18 am | # | Reply

              When up on the Chimney,
              Despite all who would doubt,
              Stood Best with his Axe,
              Ready to rock out!

              • mrknifey
                mrknifey
                December 2, 2013, 9:40 am | # | Reply

                “He was dressed all in fur, from his head to his foot,
                And his clothes were all tarnished with ashes and soot…”

                (didn’t even need to change that one;D)

                • Wolff
                  Wolff
                  December 2, 2013, 9:48 am | # | Reply

                  We rushed to the windows, didn’t have to go far
                  Shouting to one another “it’s that crazy HR!”

                  • Fren
                    Fren
                    December 2, 2013, 12:04 pm | # | Reply

                    With his crazed grin, glazed eyes and purple cravat
                    He exclaimed “I am as GOD here, what do you think about THAT?!”

                    • Charlie Spencer
                      Charlie Spencer
                      December 2, 2013, 2:54 pm | #

                      Laying a finger aside of his nose,
                      He incanted some words and the seas fell and rose.

                    • Vladimir Zhivanevskaya
                      Vladimir Zhivanevskaya
                      December 2, 2013, 9:37 pm | #

                      The forces of nature came at his call
                      And up from the oceans there came a great squall
                      A storm front that rose a kilometer tall
                      That, with one word, he commanded to fall
                      It ravaged the land, a destructive maul
                      Not just on Gastonia, but upon them all

  2. biggmac
    biggmac
    December 2, 2013, 12:32 am | # | Reply

    The orc-slaves were nestled in their dirt rock beds
    With visions of whiplashes torturing their heads

    • biggmac
      biggmac
      December 2, 2013, 12:33 am | # | Reply

      Aw, crap.

  3. CorrTerek
    CorrTerek
    December 2, 2013, 12:45 am | # | Reply

    Time for another merry holiday adventure with the gang. Will Scipio’s cigar learn the true meaning of Axemas?

    • Random Guy
      Random Guy
      December 2, 2013, 5:31 am | # | Reply

      Maybe this year he will finally get a lighter.

      • Ivresse
        Ivresse
        December 2, 2013, 8:29 am | # | Reply

        Scorpio doesn’t need a lighter, he’s the guilded age equivalent of Chuck Norris. The cigars light themselves.

        • Ivresse
          Ivresse
          December 2, 2013, 8:30 am | # | Reply

          Scipio…stupid phone autocorrect…

  4. Grounds
    Grounds
    December 2, 2013, 8:08 am | # | Reply

    !…MORE!

  5. Chris
    Chris
    December 2, 2013, 8:54 am | # | Reply

    He knows when you’re sleeping,
    He know when you’re awake…

  6. King of Zeroes
    King of Zeroes
    December 2, 2013, 5:46 pm | # | Reply

    …see, I’m not afraid of Santa. Coal? Bring it, fatboy. Don’t blame me when I MAKE you eat the burnt cookies and curdled milk I left for you. Teach you to think twice about denying a child his Red Ryder carbine-action, two hundred shot Range Model air rifle with a compass in the stock and this thing which tells time. I’ll shoot my eye out? PLEASE. Chicks dig scars.

    Now. Axemas? I think I’m in trouble, friends. Whole lotta trouble.

  7. Siva Smith
    Siva Smith
    December 2, 2013, 6:02 pm | # | Reply

    So here it is Axemas, and as far as I know, all Frigg wants is STILL her box to get unwrapped.

    • HURRDURP
      HURRDURP
      December 2, 2013, 10:39 pm | # | Reply

      You mean her stocking stuffed.

      • mrknifey
        mrknifey
        December 3, 2013, 11:52 pm | # | Reply

        pudding eaten? XD

  8. Jean-Luc
    Jean-Luc
    December 2, 2013, 8:13 pm | # | Reply

    Axemas, the only time of the year Frigg regrets she chose mace.

  9. dr pepper
    dr pepper
    December 7, 2013, 11:39 pm | # | Reply

    Axe, mace, hammer: they all have nice long hard shafts.

  10. Observer
    Observer
    March 13, 2015, 3:04 pm | # | Reply

    I like how on an archive read the ever updating avatars act like mini-baby-spoilers.

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