Seven swords a swinging
Six flails flailing
Fiiiiiiive amputated things!
Four already slain
Three have fled
Two from the shadows
And reinforcements when it gets boring!
Let’s not split hairs here, people. Axemas is not merely about wielding the proper implements, but being honed for the holidays. No need to get all whacky.
…Is Scipio the Spirit of Christmas?
Scipio is the spirit of badass.
No, Scipio is the Spirit of Axemas
Scipio is the spirit of Chuck Norris.
Then who is the spirit of Bruce Lee? Frigg
Yeah, she’s about the only who can put
Scipioout The CigarGravebeard is the spirit of Bruce Lee, Frigg isn’t that wise. D:
frigg is the spirit of ARNOLD SCHWARTZENCRUGGER! WRAWR!
Well, I am pretty sure that this would make Frigg come…
to be fair, right now…anything would;)
I’m a bit disappointed it isn’t E-Bay Bespio.
The ghost of Axemas past and present. They don’t get a future.
Scipio is the spirit of Scipio. because he is that good.
Nah, the cigar is the Spirit of Scipio. Scipio is is only the spirit of cigar transport.
Scipio is so imposing, no one made a move for three whole days.
“This would be the part where you drop the children and run away.”
Too late for that. This is the part where you get your ass kicked.
Nah, Scipio’s… efficient. Eight fleeing cultists will be a lot easier to kill than eight cultists standing their ground.
So….where is Grayl’s son/daughter?
Dead, off to war, ran away from their problems, who knows. I don’t think it matters much.
they are busy making more children. Why else do parents send their children off to stay at the grandparents for the holidays?
“I’m here to kick ass, and smoke cigars…and I’ve already got a cigar.”
Slow clap for you sir, slow clap indeed
HELLS YEAH!
HEY!! That last line didn’t even rhyme!
*walks away from this atrocious crime*
It’s got nothing to rhyme with, except for the silence
of eight cultists up for some ass-rending violence
Very nice.
The cultists should really scip this part.
Scipi-ohhhhhhh SNAP.
Scipi- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=140S4LkQxxA
Then one foggy Axemas Eve, Grayl came to say… ‘Scipio with your cigar so bright, wont you slay some cultists tonight?’
…And on the Eighth Day of Axemas, my Guildmaster gave to me:
8 Cultists Chanting
7 …
I’m sorry, it’s 5:48, it’s too early for me to be any more creative than that.
Seven swords a swinging
Six flails flailing
Fiiiiiiive amputated things!
Four already slain
Three have fled
Two from the shadows
And reinforcements when it gets boring!
10 robbers rotting
9 bandits bleeding
I kinda liked “8 cultists chanting… no, 7… wait, 6… Scipio, do you *mind*?? I’m trying to write a song here.”
well, this is going to be a short story :D
Alt-text FTW.
I guess he used to be an adventurer like Scripo, but then he took an arrow to the knee. YEEEERRRHH!!
I feel his pain only too well!
Excuse me, this is AXEmas. All I’ve seen so far is a bunch of swords and daggers, and they just don’t cut it.
chop chop guys, get to the good bit.
Otherwise it’s just axing for trouble.
Very cleaver!
Let’s not split hairs here, people. Axemas is not merely about wielding the proper implements, but being honed for the holidays. No need to get all whacky.
AnyEone?
Hey folks, a BETTING POOL
How many sword strokes does Scipio need to kill 8 cultists?
I’ll put myself down for 6.
-2. he gets them to kill themselves so well, they do it in 2 strokes :D
Depends on whether the Cigar helps in the fighting.
Looks like the cultists
are about to get*puts on sunglasses*smoked (YEEEEEEAAAAAAH!)
LEGEN(wait for it…)…DARY!! :-D