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Annotations Every Day - Written by T Campbell & Flo Kahn - Illustrated by John & Jason Waltrip

Other races not included due to likely future extinction.

A Children’s Guide To Arkerra – Part V

on November 19, 2010
Chapter: Extra Bits
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  1. Alice Macher
    Alice Macher
    November 19, 2010, 12:18 am | # | Reply

    “Land sharks?”

    I’m scared. Somebody hold me. 0__0

    • Iocane
      Iocane
      November 19, 2010, 12:24 am | # | Reply

      They’re not so tough.

      http://guildedage.net/webcomic/chapter-2/chapter-2-page-15/

      • Pikey
        Pikey
        November 19, 2010, 2:00 am | # | Reply

        We’ll have mechanical whores! MECHANICAL WHORES!

        • nonimportante
          nonimportante
          March 1, 2015, 2:49 pm | # | Reply

          ?

          • OmegaUltima
            OmegaUltima
            April 10, 2015, 5:21 pm | # | Reply

            it’s a reference to that page that was linked

    • Jean-Luc
      Jean-Luc
      November 19, 2010, 10:20 am | # | Reply

      To be honest, “land shark” sounds like an evolutionary oxymoron.

      • Locke
        Locke
        November 22, 2010, 1:16 am | # | Reply

        Actually, they’re pretty badass. They form street gangs and fight crime.

        • q
          q
          March 9, 2014, 1:45 am | # | Reply

          they bite, they fight, the landsharks, landsharks, its time to kick some serious fiiiin. they’re landsharks, landsharks

    • Mic-Gold
      Mic-Gold
      November 19, 2010, 7:25 pm | # | Reply

      That’s not a “Land-shark”, it’s just a “dolphin”.

  2. chuzzum
    chuzzum
    November 19, 2010, 12:18 am | # | Reply

    Land sharks.

    What is this i don’t even

    • Hawk
      Hawk
      November 19, 2010, 8:14 am | # | Reply

      Is that a Digger reference I see? Or something else?

      • barsukthom
        barsukthom
        November 19, 2010, 8:54 am | # | Reply

        They are, tragically, both an SNL & Early D&D reference.

        • Hawk
          Hawk
          November 19, 2010, 1:58 pm | # | Reply

          I know what Land Sharks reference. :P (Well, I didn’t know about the SNL one until today, but anyway.)

          I meant chuzzum’s second line there.

          • Shrike
            Shrike
            November 19, 2010, 6:52 pm | # | Reply

            http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/what-is-this-i-dont-even

  3. Iocane
    Iocane
    November 19, 2010, 12:21 am | # | Reply

    So goblins = awesome gnomes?

  4. Jean-Luc
    Jean-Luc
    November 19, 2010, 12:40 am | # | Reply

    Hey, land sharks are civilized. Look, they wear pants.

  5. KiZeR
    KiZeR
    November 19, 2010, 12:56 am | # | Reply

    Odd that Land Sharks would be considered dull witted, the ones on Saturday Night Live were always so clever.

    • barsukthom
      barsukthom
      November 19, 2010, 7:27 pm | # | Reply

      Not sure that pretending to be Jehovah’s Witnesses was THAT clever…

  6. icanhaszombie
    icanhaszombie
    November 19, 2010, 12:59 am | # | Reply

    Land Sharks, the ancient ancestor of the Street Sharks. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Street_Sharks

    • Locke
      Locke
      November 22, 2010, 1:17 am | # | Reply

      YES! Someone else remembers!!!

      • SotiCoto
        SotiCoto
        June 25, 2013, 11:19 am | # | Reply

        … Everyone else remembers.
        Some of us just wish we didn’t.

        They were even worse than the Biker Mice from Mars…

  7. khavren
    khavren
    November 19, 2010, 1:11 am | # | Reply

    Have we seen avian’s yet? I like that little touch of paranoia “Look out, avians are among us!”

  8. BarGamer
    BarGamer
    November 19, 2010, 1:15 am | # | Reply

    Part 4 got mistakenly replaced by this update, as well.

  9. JK9000
    JK9000
    November 19, 2010, 1:45 am | # | Reply

    I wonder if there’s any relation to Street Sharks.

    • Doop doop
      Doop doop
      November 19, 2010, 2:10 am | # | Reply

      I believe that is in fact the reference he was going for.

      Just glad we didn’t meet the…toads of war…as it were. The battling reptilians would be an undesirable addition to the Gastonian lands.

      • Tim
        Tim
        November 19, 2010, 1:00 pm | # | Reply

        Amphibians.

        • barsukthom
          barsukthom
          November 19, 2010, 7:27 pm | # | Reply

          batrachians, even.

  10. Zizek
    Zizek
    November 19, 2010, 3:35 am | # | Reply

    That land shark looks capable of some serious kung fu treachery.

  11. Hawk
    Hawk
    November 19, 2010, 8:15 am | # | Reply

    So, goblins in Guilded Age = goblins in World of Warcraft. Got it!

    • Guy
      Guy
      November 20, 2010, 8:55 am | # | Reply

      Actually just “Warcraft” the franchise and setting was around for ten years before World of.

      And goblins have been tinkerers all along…or at least since Tides of Darkness, which was the first one I played.

  12. barsukthom
    barsukthom
    November 19, 2010, 9:01 am | # | Reply

    Sooooo What they’re suggesting is that Non-Humans are either:
    A)Useful
    or
    B)Dangerous
    Yeah, sounds about right.

    • Alice Macher
      Alice Macher
      November 19, 2010, 3:36 pm | # | Reply

      In other words, just like humans.

      • barsukthom
        barsukthom
        November 19, 2010, 7:28 pm | # | Reply

        HUMANS are full of AWESOMENESS, at least the ones from GASTONIA, who are the only ones who COUNT, at least wihout having to take their shoes off!

  13. Softy
    Softy
    November 19, 2010, 9:34 am | # | Reply

    Okay I have to admit, the page might have gotten something right. Land sharks seem pretty dangerous, and an Avian passing itself off as human would be kind of freaky if you figured it out.

    Although whether or not goblins are a danger to be around while tinkering is an open question.

  14. G@T0R
    G@T0R
    November 19, 2010, 10:23 am | # | Reply

    I love the “I’m planning something evil as I wring my hands together” look of the avian. Maybe he’s daydreaming about who will be the next victim of his loosely muscled and largely uncontrolled sphincter.

    • Jean-Luc
      Jean-Luc
      November 19, 2010, 12:49 pm | # | Reply

      Reminds me of the Grand Duke from Rock-A-Doodle.

  15. Farkill
    Farkill
    November 19, 2010, 11:25 am | # | Reply

    What about the cobolds?! they have feelings too!.. well sort of…

    • Jean-Luc
      Jean-Luc
      November 20, 2010, 12:07 am | # | Reply

      Not enough for one to feel remorse when killing them.

  16. Danno
    Danno
    November 19, 2010, 12:40 pm | # | Reply

    Wait. I-I’m only a dolphin, ma’am.

    • Jean-Luc
      Jean-Luc
      November 19, 2010, 12:51 pm | # | Reply

      What’s that you said? Adolph-in? Send him to the Nuremberg water tank.

    • Mic-Gold
      Mic-Gold
      November 19, 2010, 7:39 pm | # | Reply

      A dolphin? Oh, all-right then.

  17. Jumdor
    Jumdor
    November 19, 2010, 2:35 pm | # | Reply

    I say any race civilized enough to cover up their junk with pants is civilized to me. =P

    Oh and hello to everyone. Been following for a while, but just thought I’d maybe start commenting as well.

  18. dr pepper
    dr pepper
    November 19, 2010, 3:33 pm | # | Reply

    Hey, i just had a thought. Remember when this comic began, before we flashed back into a long and extended origin story? The charactes were trapped in a cell that was filling with water, and Syr was doing her “Science Can Be Fun, Kiddies” act about how one could quickly estimate how much time it would take to drown a dwarf? And they realized that their only chance was to brute force the bars?

    Well, thing is that was before we knew that Byron was “The Berserker Who Doesn’t”.

    So i wonder, is it possible that at that point he did? Just a little? After all, it was a matter of lsurvival. And if so, i wonder if that has made him more vulnerable to the impulse. Sure, we saw him fight it off recently, but i suspect there will be more such situations in the future.

    • Dr Ink
      Dr Ink
      November 19, 2010, 6:40 pm | # | Reply

      Uh… That wasn’t his berserker rage, that was the cultist using mind control magics on him.

      • CatOfEvilGenius
        CatOfEvilGenius
        November 19, 2010, 6:57 pm | # | Reply

        I thought it was the culting forcing Byron to berserk against his will.

        • The Indomitable Eric
          The Indomitable Eric
          November 20, 2010, 3:56 am | # | Reply

          Nah, that was blood a curse. If Byron had berserked right then, the first target would have been that cultist, because ALL OF BYRON’S HATE.

  19. CatOfEvilGenius
    CatOfEvilGenius
    November 19, 2010, 6:58 pm | # | Reply

    cultist
    I fail at spelling. Why can I not edit my own posts?

    • barsukthom
      barsukthom
      November 19, 2010, 7:30 pm | # | Reply

      Satan. He sends little demons of evilness to mess with your spelling. In this does he take great delight.
      He’s really kind of a jerk. I think the Devil might be a Troll.

  20. Twigs
    Twigs
    November 19, 2010, 10:52 pm | # | Reply

    I have a feeling that there are a lot of in-jokes I’m not getting in these most recent pages. Is there a game I should be playing?

    • Biscuit
      Biscuit
      November 21, 2010, 11:27 am | # | Reply

      “Pluckies big adventure” should explain it all

  21. SteelRaven
    SteelRaven
    November 19, 2010, 11:53 pm | # | Reply

    The Goblin look bigger than other takes on the creature

  22. Koppelpopolis
    Koppelpopolis
    November 20, 2010, 5:23 pm | # | Reply

    Anyone who has studied the avian abduction phenomenon would immediately recognize that the avians among us are the results of an extended hybrid breeding program.

    • CatOfEvilGenius
      CatOfEvilGenius
      November 20, 2010, 8:50 pm | # | Reply

      The truth is out there!

  23. K...
    K...
    November 20, 2010, 5:31 pm | # | Reply

    When I look at the avians I just picture an evil Big Bird

    • Phil
      Flo
      November 20, 2010, 6:38 pm | # | Reply

      What does that say about you?

  24. Somebodyelse
    Somebodyelse
    November 21, 2010, 12:21 am | # | Reply

    come on, i cant be the only one thinking JAWSOME! right now…

    • barsukthom
      barsukthom
      November 21, 2010, 12:57 pm | # | Reply

      He needs a little bowler hat… And a plucky remora sidekick.

  25. SteelRaven
    SteelRaven
    November 21, 2010, 8:35 pm | # | Reply

    The irony of the Landshark is that they can’t swim.

  26. Fuzion LandShark
    Fuzion LandShark
    November 27, 2010, 12:32 pm | # | Reply

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