On the 4th day of Axemas, my Traal-love gave to me,
Four flaming totems
Three fleshy livers
Two dwarves with pit-stank
And a bunch of femurs hanging on a tree.
On the 4th day of Axemas, my Traal-love gave to me,
FIVE HAMMERTANKS
Four flaming totems
Three fleshy livers
Two dwarves with pit-stank
And a bunch of femurs hanging on a tree.
On the 6th day of Axemas, my Traal-love gave to me,
Six Avians leaping
FIVE HAMMERTANKS
Four flaming totems
Three fleshy livers
Two dwarves with pit-stank
And a bunch of femurs hanging on a tree.
on the 7th day of Axemas, my Traal-love gave to me,
Seven ‘zerking Cultists,
Six Avians leaping
FIVE HAMMERTANKS
Four flaming totems
Three fleshy livers
Two dwarves with pit-stank
And a bunch of femurs hanging on a tree. – See more at: http://guildedage.net/comic/a-traal-to-remember-page-2/#comments
On the 8th day of Axemas, my Traal-love gave to me:
Eight maiden victims
Seven ‘zerking Cultists
Six Avians leaping
FIVE HAMMERTANKS
Four flaming totems
Three fleshy livers
Two dwarves with pit-stank
And a bunch of femurs hanging on a tree.
On the 8th day of Axemas, my Traal-love gave to me:
Nine Houses plotting
Eight maiden victims
Seven ‘zerking Cultists
Six Avians leaping
FIVE HAMMERTANKS
Four flaming totems
Three fleshy livers
Two dwarves with pit-stank
And a bunch of femurs hanging on a tree. – See more at: http://guildedage.net/comic/a-traal-to-remember-page-2/#comments
On the 10th day of Axemas, my Traal-love gave to me:
C-C-COMBO BREAKER
Nine Houses plotting
Eight maiden victims
Seven ‘zerking Cultists
Six Avians leaping
FIVE HAMMERTANKS
Four flaming totems
Three fleshy livers
Two dwarves with pit-stank
And a bunch of femurs hanging on a tree.
On the 11th day of Axemas, my Traal-love gave to me:
Eleven body oil jars
C-C-COMBO BREAKER
Nine Houses plotting
Eight maiden victims
Seven ‘zerking Cultists
Six Avians leaping
FIVE HAMMERTANKS
Four flaming totems
Three fleshy livers
Two dwarves with pit-stank
And a bunch of femurs hanging on a tree.
On the twelfth day of axemas, my traal-love gave to me:
Twelve bad pun trains
Eleven body oil jars C-C-COMBO BREAKER Nine Houses plotting Eight maiden victims Seven ‘zerking Cultists Six Avians leaping FIVE HAMMERTANKS Four flaming totems Three fleshy livers Two dwarves with pit-stank And a bunch of femurs hanging on a tree.
It has occurred to me that the Gastonia faction is kind of lame. The World’s rebellion has trolls, goblins, gnolls, avians, and dwarves while Gastonia has humans, gnomes, and three different types of elves. Not exactly a riveting selection on Gastonia’s part. Gravedust might imply that Gastonians can also be dwarves, but he is the only one we have seen and there has been more than enough story to show other Gastonian Dwarves. More likely Gravedust was only able to change factions because of Akerra’s unique story system.
It only just occurred to you that Gastonia is a racist oligarchy of assholes, and its current leaders are the true villains of this story? besides HR, of course.
My first thought on seeing the top panel was “Does Penk have a chubber sticking out the top of his shorts?”. Then I remembered he has that gem for a belly button, and knew shame.
Traaling is a art. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
an art.
Magda’s gift looks like one of those miniature Torah scrolls that Reform temples give their first-grade religious school students.
Fantasy dwarves have borrowed heavily from Jewish culture ever since Tolkien.
Wow. I hadn’t realised that until now. Thanks for the insight.
The one that clued me into that (from D&D) would be Golems.
Also, perfect “teaching moment” avatar Kennerly.
http://www.timesofisrael.com/are-tolkiens-dwarves-an-allegory-for-the-jews/
Thank you for the link. Most interesting.
Ditto.
This makes me wonder if there is a large Jewish population in Scotland.
I never seen any when I’ve been there.
On the 2nd day of Axemas, my Traal-love gave to me,
Two dwarves with pit-stank
And a bunch of femurs hanging on a tree.
On the 3rd day of Axemas, my Traal-love gave to me,
Three fleshy livers
Two dwarves with pit-stank
And a bunch of femurs hanging on a tree.
On the 4th day of Axemas, my Traal-love gave to me,
Four flaming totems
Three fleshy livers
Two dwarves with pit-stank
And a bunch of femurs hanging on a tree.
On the 4th day of Axemas, my Traal-love gave to me,
FIVE HAMMERTANKS
Four flaming totems
Three fleshy livers
Two dwarves with pit-stank
And a bunch of femurs hanging on a tree.
On the 6th day of Axemas, my Traal-love gave to me,
Six Avians leaping
FIVE HAMMERTANKS
Four flaming totems
Three fleshy livers
Two dwarves with pit-stank
And a bunch of femurs hanging on a tree.
on the 7th day of Axemas, my Traal-love gave to me,
Seven ‘zerking Cultists,
Six Avians leaping
FIVE HAMMERTANKS
Four flaming totems
Three fleshy livers
Two dwarves with pit-stank
And a bunch of femurs hanging on a tree. – See more at: http://guildedage.net/comic/a-traal-to-remember-page-2/#comments
On the 8th day of Axemas, my Traal-love gave to me:
Eight maiden victims
Seven ‘zerking Cultists
Six Avians leaping
FIVE HAMMERTANKS
Four flaming totems
Three fleshy livers
Two dwarves with pit-stank
And a bunch of femurs hanging on a tree.
On the 8th day of Axemas, my Traal-love gave to me:
Nine Houses plotting
Eight maiden victims
Seven ‘zerking Cultists
Six Avians leaping
FIVE HAMMERTANKS
Four flaming totems
Three fleshy livers
Two dwarves with pit-stank
And a bunch of femurs hanging on a tree. – See more at: http://guildedage.net/comic/a-traal-to-remember-page-2/#comments
NINTH! NOOOOO!!! =( Sorry guys
On the 10th day of Axemas, my Traal-love gave to me:
C-C-COMBO BREAKER
Nine Houses plotting
Eight maiden victims
Seven ‘zerking Cultists
Six Avians leaping
FIVE HAMMERTANKS
Four flaming totems
Three fleshy livers
Two dwarves with pit-stank
And a bunch of femurs hanging on a tree.
On the 11th day of Axemas, my Traal-love gave to me:
Eleven body oil jars
C-C-COMBO BREAKER
Nine Houses plotting
Eight maiden victims
Seven ‘zerking Cultists
Six Avians leaping
FIVE HAMMERTANKS
Four flaming totems
Three fleshy livers
Two dwarves with pit-stank
And a bunch of femurs hanging on a tree.
On the twelfth day of axemas, my traal-love gave to me:
Twelve bad pun trains
Eleven body oil jars C-C-COMBO BREAKER Nine Houses plotting Eight maiden victims Seven ‘zerking Cultists Six Avians leaping FIVE HAMMERTANKS Four flaming totems Three fleshy livers Two dwarves with pit-stank And a bunch of femurs hanging on a tree.
…aaaaaaand cue Harky and Bird Brain!
I was hoping I wasn’t the only one who thinks the next page will have them. I hope so!
It has occurred to me that the Gastonia faction is kind of lame. The World’s rebellion has trolls, goblins, gnolls, avians, and dwarves while Gastonia has humans, gnomes, and three different types of elves. Not exactly a riveting selection on Gastonia’s part. Gravedust might imply that Gastonians can also be dwarves, but he is the only one we have seen and there has been more than enough story to show other Gastonian Dwarves. More likely Gravedust was only able to change factions because of Akerra’s unique story system.
It only just occurred to you that Gastonia is a racist oligarchy of assholes, and its current leaders are the true villains of this story? besides HR, of course.
One of many villains. Some of the Rebellion’s leaders are no saints either.
Eh…morality wasn’t really what I was talking about. Just that they don’t offer the players a lot of good options.
Akerra needs an expansion where the Snow elves join the world’s rebellion, and Gastonia gets those Lionfolk the Gnolls tried to kill.
The Snow Elves, wrongly ejected from Gastonia when someone mistook “that snow elf” for “that’s no elf”.
Who gifted Penk that sweet vest?
Silly dwarves, that’s not a deadlift! It’s the end position of an overhead press.
My first thought on seeing the top panel was “Does Penk have a chubber sticking out the top of his shorts?”. Then I remembered he has that gem for a belly button, and knew shame.
The hell do you do with straw?
Build a love nest!