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'Now get back out there and kill me some humans!'

A Traal To Remember – Page 9

on December 18, 2015
Chapter: Extra Bits
└ Tags: Gondolessa, Harky, Penk
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  1. wolfpax
    wolfpax
    December 18, 2015, 12:05 am | # | Reply

    And then Harky gave Penk ‘How to Cook Humans’ for Traal.

    • kenneth
      kenneth
      December 18, 2015, 12:43 am | # | Reply

      I believe that book is actually called “To Serve Man”.

      • Kennerly
        Kennerly
        December 18, 2015, 12:52 am | # | Reply

        The book you saw must have been covered in Space Dust. The full title is “How To Cook For Forty Humans”

        • drealm2459
          drealm2459
          December 18, 2015, 4:40 am | # | Reply

          no, no you mis-read that. it’s how to cook forty humans.

          • Jake
            Jake
            December 18, 2015, 10:51 am | # | Reply

            Hang on, I’ve discovered more dust on the book! It’s actually “How To Cook For Forty Humans And Then Eat Them”.

            • Psolo Ghoti
              Psolo Ghoti
              December 18, 2015, 5:46 pm | # | Reply

              Is this a long line of “miss the joke and then make almost the same joke except more and more contrived”, or am I missing some reference or layer of meta-humor?

              • Mujaki
                Mujaki
                December 18, 2015, 7:22 pm | # | Reply

                Simpsons did it.

                • wolfpax
                  wolfpax
                  December 18, 2015, 10:15 pm | # | Reply

                  They kinda did it…rough. I don’t remember it like that, but hey, I’m too lazy to google and see if they did it right or not.

                  • StandhaftGarithos
                    StandhaftGarithos
                    December 19, 2015, 2:51 am | # | Reply

                    [video]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SxI7B758XBQ[/video]

                    This is what they are referencing.

                    • Seggs
                      Seggs
                      December 19, 2015, 12:13 pm | #

                      if you post the link without the http:// then it auto links the address. keeping the http:// imbeds the video.

                      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SxI7B758XBQ

                    • MidnightDStroyer
                      MidnightDStroyer
                      February 20, 2017, 11:44 pm | #

                      The thing about that skit that bothered me was the complete disregard the aliens had for sanitation. That was a LOT of dust on that cookbook…
                      ;)

  2. biggmac
    biggmac
    December 18, 2015, 12:09 am | # | Reply

    “They are the ENEMY. They are not just wrong; they are EVIL and must be UTTERLY DEFEATED. Better for us all to die at the hands of some terroristic monster – and no longer exist – than to be found consorting and compromising with … THEM (ugh!).”
    Am I reading GA, or listening to the current campaign rhetoric of Dems and Repubs?

    • CorrTerek
      CorrTerek
      December 18, 2015, 12:20 am | # | Reply

      I thought I was reading a treatise on politicians, actually.

    • brasca1
      brasca1
      December 18, 2015, 12:21 am | # | Reply

      Harky didn’t say they should never cooperate against a mutual enemy. He’s just disappointed that they didn’t kill them when the monster was vanquished.

      • Eric
        Eric
        December 18, 2015, 1:27 pm | # | Reply

        And if you have reason to expect that you would be turned on the second a common foe is defeated, why would you ever cooperate as opposed to just saying “Good luck with that!” and walking away.

        Common enemies should be a sign of common ground, a way to find an end to the war that doesn’t involve unending slaughter.

      • Aslandus
        Aslandus
        December 21, 2015, 3:34 pm | # | Reply

        I thought it was more like “It was ok in this case, but we’ll have deserters if anyone thinks I support working with humans”

        • MidnightDStroyer
          MidnightDStroyer
          February 20, 2017, 11:47 pm | # | Reply

          Yeah. In short, Harky was teaching Penk some POLITICS.
          http://www.dramabutton.com/

    • Eric
      Eric
      December 18, 2015, 1:34 pm | # | Reply

      Fiction often makes commentary on the real world, and they GA is apparently drawing parallels between their war and The War on Brown People.

      • JediaKyrol
        JediaKyrol
        December 19, 2015, 12:25 pm | # | Reply

        or just…pretty much any war. during the US war for independance…Christmas comes around and the British and Rebels hold a ceasefire…middle of the night comes and Washington storms in and kills everyone. Best time to kill the enemy is when they think you are going to honor your word to not kill them.

        • SotiCoto
          SotiCoto
          April 7, 2016, 9:04 am | # | Reply

          The trouble with that kind of thing is that it only works once.

          And if it doesn’t work thoroughly enough, it seriously ups the ante for acceptable behaviour.

      • Taxil Necrobane
        Taxil Necrobane
        December 20, 2015, 2:16 pm | # | Reply

        It’s an Ideology war than a war on brown people.

  3. Alice Macher
    Alice Macher
    December 18, 2015, 12:11 am | # | Reply

    “So…would it be okay if I made them only mostly dead?”

    • aberdeenphoenix
      aberdeenphoenix
      December 18, 2015, 9:08 am | # | Reply

      You know, so they can come back? Like they did when you killed them?

      • chase
        chase
        December 18, 2015, 12:29 pm | # | Reply

        Oooooooooh. Slick.

      • wolfpax
        wolfpax
        December 18, 2015, 10:16 pm | # | Reply

        Ha! I bet even Harky can’t regenerate that kind of burn.

      • Chris
        Chris
        December 20, 2015, 6:48 am | # | Reply

        Burn!

  4. Ganurath
    Ganurath
    December 18, 2015, 12:43 am | # | Reply

    Anybody else curious about what Harky intends for the non-Trolls of the World’s Rebellion, should they prove victorious?

    • Kennerly
      Kennerly
      December 18, 2015, 12:55 am | # | Reply

      That’s a war to be planned for another day.

      • Rolan7
        Rolan7
        December 18, 2015, 3:31 am | # | Reply

        These avatars, I swear.

        And I hadn’t thought about that… I figure Harky just sees Gastonia as an existential threat. Which there is justification for. I wouldn’t even assume he wants to exterminate humanity, necessarily, just make the world safe for trolls (and other non-humans (particularly avians)).

        Though yeah he’ll probably keep going, such is life.

        • Jake
          Jake
          December 18, 2015, 10:57 am | # | Reply

          Given what we’ve seen it does seem like Gastonia certainly needs to be destroyed, either literally or philosophically through massive political change. Unfortunately an army of dispossessed nomads is really only good at one of those things.

          I don’t think he’s explicitly saying he’s going to kill or subdue all non-troll races though. I mean Gondolessa is RIGHT THERE and that’s the sort of thing that leads to awkward, unwanted conversations at night.

      • Varorson
        Varorson
        December 19, 2015, 2:08 am | # | Reply

        Gravatar + comment = perfect combo

    • Rules Lawyer
      Rules Lawyer
      December 18, 2015, 10:28 pm | # | Reply

      Sure. Gondolessa and Iver are plenty curious about it, for starters.

  5. Insufferable Nerd
    Insufferable Nerd
    December 18, 2015, 12:45 am | # | Reply

    I was initially disgusted, but then I thought about it; honourless as turning on them may be, the Adventurers were still their enemy. Sparing them then could cost their soldiers’ lives later.

    If ethics were applicable to this war, there wouldn’t be a war.

    • Not a name
      Not a name
      December 18, 2015, 12:54 am | # | Reply

      People are still people. Go look up stuff such as the Christmas Truce.

      • Kennerly
        Kennerly
        December 18, 2015, 12:58 am | # | Reply

        But in that example, both sides had things in common, a shared religion. There were no jousting competitions between Christians and Muslims during the Crusades.

        • Not a name
          Not a name
          December 18, 2015, 2:42 am | # | Reply

          And as evidenced by the fraternization directly after, such as with Sundar bonding with the trolls, or Gravedust and Magda talking, they have more in common than either side previously thought.

        • Ztyx
          Ztyx
          December 18, 2015, 6:00 am | # | Reply

          Maybe not during the first crusade, but during the third there definitely were such levels of fraternisation. Although it did make Saladin famous for his chivalry so I guess it was unexpected.
          The fourth crusade in turn caused most of its damage to Christians..
          (Also take a look at the crusader kingdoms created after the first crusade, and who the subjects were)

          • Benedikt
            Benedikt
            December 18, 2015, 11:41 am | # | Reply

            Thanks for pointing this out!
            The argument that Christians and Muslims have nothing in common is quite ridiculous.

          • Jakalor
            Jakalor
            December 18, 2015, 9:34 pm | # | Reply

            The ironic thing is that they also burned down Constantinople, capital of the Eastern Roman Empire, which was filled with (Orthodox) Christians, which they were supposed to be aiding.

            Don’t we all love the Crusades and the huge (and in the end pointless) slaughters that occurred.

            • Siva Smith
              Siva Smith
              December 19, 2015, 5:03 am | # | Reply

              Take me back to Constantinople!

      • PnP
        PnP
        December 18, 2015, 1:21 am | # | Reply

        The uh, Christmas Truce was kinda immediately followed by them shooting the hell out of each other again, just pointing that out there. Also, the years afterwards, both sides were explicitly ordered not to do it again.

        All of that making it an incredible parallel to the situation above, actually.

        • aberdeenphoenix
          aberdeenphoenix
          December 18, 2015, 9:11 am | # | Reply

          Huh. The Truce of Traal. That’s how Penk’s dalliance with sanity will be remembered.

      • Breezee
        Breezee
        December 18, 2015, 6:33 pm | # | Reply

        The Christmas Truce was mostly a demonstration of how pointless World War I was. It didn’t take long for the war to stop being about Serbia and Austria and geopolitics and start being about just winning the war. After all, if you lose, all of those young men died for nothing. If you win, they still died for nothing, but you can pretend there was an actual point. When people absolutely despise each other they don’t sit around and play football with each other once the holidays roll around. Didn’t exactly happen with the Soviets and Nazis, did it?

    • Sumgai
      Sumgai
      December 18, 2015, 1:58 am | # | Reply

      They’re as applicable to this war as they are to any other, or to anything in general. I would say that the value of acting honorably towards your opponents probably correlates closely with how comfortable you are committing genocide. In this particular scene I suspect that there’s some variance in that comfort level.

      • Radio Silence
        Radio Silence
        December 18, 2015, 8:43 am | # | Reply

        Applicable, alas, is not always applied.

    • Andreas Geisler
      Andreas Geisler
      December 18, 2015, 4:35 pm | # | Reply

      Harky is just miffed he missed out.
      Also that he is becoming obsolete.

  6. Jean-Luc
    Jean-Luc
    December 18, 2015, 2:04 am | # | Reply

    Now drop down and gimmie 20…human heads.

  7. Meadowbrook
    Meadowbrook
    December 18, 2015, 4:14 am | # | Reply

    biiiitch…

  8. chantelune
    chantelune
    December 18, 2015, 4:26 am | # | Reply

    Wow, and then they wonder why the humans call them savages !

    • AceOfSpade
      AceOfSpade
      December 18, 2015, 6:01 am | # | Reply

      Actually I’m pretty sure a human group would have attacked the trolls once they were done with the Beast. The Peacekeepers are more open minded and racially diverse. The humans tends to be just as bad as the trolls about the war…

      • Anon E Moose
        Anon E Moose
        December 18, 2015, 9:31 am | # | Reply

        If not worse. Harky would have simply ordered that the humans were their enemies, and the fighting would have resumed after their mutual truce. I imagine the human council in the same situation, and can’t help but think they’d almost certainly PRETEND there was a truce still on, while plotting to eliminate their enemies with no resistance.

        • Korbl
          Korbl
          December 18, 2015, 8:49 pm | # | Reply

          Human leadership would probably have commanded their soldiers to see to saving human lives, but let the “savage” enemy die at the, er, tendrils, of the beast.

      • Beroli
        Beroli
        December 19, 2015, 12:27 pm | # | Reply

        It’s not like none of the Peacekeepers pushed to “let the beast eat them,” calling Frigg of all people a “savage-lover” for seeing a problem with this.

  9. Reathyr
    Reathyr
    December 18, 2015, 5:02 am | # | Reply

    The enemy of my enemy is my friend, until the time my enemy has been slain, then they become the enemy, and must be slain as well.

    • bs
      bs
      December 19, 2015, 1:19 am | # | Reply

      To steal from another webcomic, 29. The enemy of my enemy is my enemy’s enemy. No more. No less.

  10. Eric
    Eric
    December 18, 2015, 1:23 pm | # | Reply

    Just in case anyone was in danger of thinking the leadership of the Savage Races were somehow better than the leadership of the Gastonians…

    I heard something interesting in the RL world, said by every living CIA director: “We can not kill our way out of this.”

    Amazing how difficult a concept that is for people to grasp.

  11. Chris
    Chris
    December 18, 2015, 1:42 pm | # | Reply

    Duh Penk! It’s called FACTION WARS for a reason! Go join the care bear server if you want to be all friendly.

  12. Lingo
    Lingo
    December 18, 2015, 2:50 pm | # | Reply

    Allowing the Peacekeepers to leave in peace after the battle would certainly have been a reasonable and humane thing to do, but honestly I was surprised that Penk invited them to eat and party with the Savage Races. That may have been a bridge too far.

    • Jat
      Jat
      December 18, 2015, 7:35 pm | # | Reply

      It would have been the humane thing to do. Not the trollane thing to do.

  13. Breezee
    Breezee
    December 18, 2015, 6:36 pm | # | Reply

    Kind of off-topic, but when will the archive page update? The last few chapters have been great, but it’s getting difficult to go back on an archive binge.

  14. Beroli
    Beroli
    December 19, 2015, 12:29 pm | # | Reply

    I wonder if Penk is telling Magda all about this, or just remembering it.

  15. Random Whatever
    Random Whatever
    December 19, 2015, 10:25 pm | # | Reply

    Well I guess this vindicates hammerhead’s position.

  16. MDude
    MDude
    December 19, 2015, 10:34 pm | # | Reply

    Looks like Harky’s being a real HAMMERHEAD on the issue.

  17. Minando
    Minando
    December 21, 2015, 3:59 am | # | Reply

    Unfortunately, seeing how the human-and allies-government works, he has a point.

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