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Annotations Every Day - Written by T Campbell & Flo Kahn - Illustrated by John & Jason Waltrip

Don't body-shame the cosplayers, Penk.

Ask An Adventurer – A Hard Case

on July 12, 2014
Chapter: Ask An Adventurer
└ Tags: Harky, Penk
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  1. CinnamonArcher
    CinnamonArcher
    July 12, 2014, 12:13 am | # | Reply

    Seems Tectonicus is not a fan of “one size fits all” armor.

    • MidnightDStroyer
      MidnightDStroyer
      July 13, 2014, 12:19 am | # | Reply

      If life taught me anything, it’s that there’s no such “one size fits all” of *anything*
      There’s no “one answer” to any question, no “one solution” to any problem. Everything & everybody are uniquely distinct & individual…Even two electrons (free-floating or bonded into an atom) are carrying different charges or at least occupying two different points in space. The situations that people can find themselves with can only be *similar* to the situation for another person, they can never be *exactly* the same.

      Penk is limiting his imagination, even for being in an immersion-style game.

      • CinnamonArcher
        CinnamonArcher
        July 13, 2014, 12:26 am | # | Reply

        …Very in-depth, well thought-out… But you forget that the only “size” constraints in any game happen to also simultaneously be tied to class or race constraints.

        “One size fits all” is a universal MMO reference in this fashion, save for the few games that escape that norm–which I will admit to not having the pleasure of seeing many.

  2. Tazman3002
    Tazman3002
    July 12, 2014, 12:47 am | # | Reply

    Harky in that armor is stretching it a bit.

    • Loyal
      Loyal
      July 12, 2014, 1:12 am | # | Reply

      It very specifically is not, I would argue, which is the source of his woes.

    • Ganurath
      Ganurath
      July 12, 2014, 1:26 am | # | Reply

      It’s still better than having no armor in a tight situation.

      • Random Guy
        Random Guy
        July 12, 2014, 4:39 am | # | Reply

        One would hope there is a codpiece under the loin cloth or he Never has armour in the right Position.

      • Beige
        Beige
        July 12, 2014, 7:49 am | # | Reply

        seeing as it’s night impossible to move in non-fitting armour (the stuff is, by design, not very felxable or easy to change the shape of) and the volcano-god-helmet is covering his eyes

        I dare say Harky would feel a wee bit silly

  3. GentlemanBreakfast
    GentlemanBreakfast
    July 12, 2014, 3:51 am | # | Reply

    Honestly, without the helmet (which frankly looks a bit silly in Penk anyway) the armor would accent Harky’s muscles nicely.

    • nemui
      nemui
      July 13, 2014, 1:19 pm | # | Reply

      Which is, as we all know, the primary function of any suit of armor – to make all the exposed bits of flesh look just right.

  4. Mujaki
    Mujaki
    July 12, 2014, 4:56 am | # | Reply

    Now that begs the question…
    Penk is smaller than most trolls, as he is still young. Possibly still growing.
    So what happens with the custom armor if he should bulk up even more? Panel six is realized?

    • LockeZ
      LockeZ
      July 12, 2014, 5:53 am | # | Reply

      He jumps back in the volcano to get refitted.

    • Dragon
      Dragon
      July 12, 2014, 5:53 am | # | Reply

      Well, since it’s magick god armor, it might grow with him. Or maybe he just asks Tectonicus for a trade in.

    • Beige
      Beige
      July 12, 2014, 7:51 am | # | Reply

      Penk did get a major buff-up in size when he got volcanofied – the the extent he’s shown to be one of the taller trolls now – so he may just not grow any more

      harky’s just huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuge

  5. Messenger
    Messenger
    July 12, 2014, 12:50 pm | # | Reply

    Begs the question of why Tectonicus didn’t give Harky armor. I guess it’s because Tec doesn’t think Harky needs it like Penk does, whether it’s because Harky heals so quickly or because Tec powered up Harky’s innate troll regen.

    • Dorje Sylas
      Dorje Sylas
      July 13, 2014, 11:38 pm | # | Reply

      Maybe he did, but Harky outgrew if… as imagined above.

    • Beige
      Beige
      July 14, 2014, 1:43 pm | # | Reply

      simple learning curve. Teccys first champion had no armour, and then he met a Byron…

      the second one gets armour to help keep his ass safe

  6. coldelectrons
    coldelectrons
    July 13, 2014, 2:01 am | # | Reply

    I’m surprised that Penk doesn’t get Tectonicus-shaped “hat hair” from wearing that helmet.

  7. Paddy
    Paddy
    July 13, 2014, 4:16 am | # | Reply

    The troll Penk once felt weak and glum
    But then a divine avatar he become
    To wipe out the humans
    The elves and the gnom…ans
    Armies march to the beat of his drum!

    (Apologies for the very ropey second line…)

  8. nick
    nick
    July 14, 2014, 4:58 pm | # | Reply

    but its an mmo… all armor magically fits…

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