Hey gang! John’s computer is still under repair, but we still have an Ask An Adventurer for you this weekend! As you’re reading this, my girlfriend and I have arrived in tropical Williamsburg, VA, and are already suffering carpal tunnel syndrome from signing over 300 postcards! I’m pretty sure that’s at least how many we have to sign. It’s gonna suck, boy howdy.

I mean, it currently is sucking?

I hate writing future posts.