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Annotations Every Day - Written by T Campbell & Flo Kahn - Illustrated by John & Jason Waltrip

[David has declined your Invitation]

Ask An Adventurer – Consult A Cultist

on April 19, 2014
Chapter: Ask An Adventurer
└ Tags: Brother Tom
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Discussion (46) ¬

  1. ZombieFrederickDouglass
    ZombieFrederickDouglass
    April 19, 2014, 12:18 am | # | Reply

    That face in panel three. Are you trying to seduce me Brother Tom?

    • Ein the Super Doge!
      Ein the Super Doge!
      April 19, 2014, 12:57 am | # | Reply

      You’re face says it all ZFD! <3

    • Seggs
      Seggs
      April 19, 2014, 11:25 am | # | Reply

      PanelThreeAvatarNeed!

      • Webmetz
        Webmetz
        April 19, 2014, 3:28 pm | # | Reply

        Your wish is my command Seggs
        http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/c2732a6917771a17ce30032cc3773348.png

    • Jack Vermicelli
      Jack Vermicelli
      April 19, 2014, 2:25 pm | # | Reply

      It looks very Ren-&-Stimpy.

  2. Ganurath
    Ganurath
    April 19, 2014, 12:33 am | # | Reply

    Well, that bit at the end kind of killed the mood.

    • Marvelous TK
      Marvelous TK
      April 19, 2014, 2:32 am | # | Reply

      It was rather grave, wasn’t it?

      • CinnamonArcher
        CinnamonArcher
        April 19, 2014, 3:44 am | # | Reply

        What a deadpan joke that was.

      • Chantelune
        Chantelune
        April 19, 2014, 3:58 am | # | Reply

        Just let it rest.

        • tk
          tk
          April 19, 2014, 5:57 am | # | Reply

          it’s futile to try, someone will just dig it back up again.

          • TBeckett
            TBeckett
            April 19, 2014, 5:29 pm | # | Reply

            That person can go rot for all I care.

            • Nonsensicles
              Nonsensicles
              April 20, 2014, 10:51 am | # | Reply

              All your puns are killing me.

              • MidnightDStroyer
                MidnightDStroyer
                April 22, 2014, 3:13 pm | # | Reply

                He’s preparing your seabed for sleeping with the fishes. Charon approves.

  3. CorrTerek
    CorrTerek
    April 19, 2014, 12:35 am | # | Reply

    Well, this was definitely something I needed to read right before I went to bed.

  4. Denita TwoDragons
    Denita TwoDragons
    April 19, 2014, 1:08 am | # | Reply

    Can’t sleep, cultist will eat me…can’t sleep, cultist will eat me…can’t sleep, cultist will eat me…

    • Webmetz
      Webmetz
      April 19, 2014, 3:32 pm | # | Reply

      Can’t eat, cultist will sleep with me… wait, that’s not right.

      • Guesticus
        Guesticus
        April 21, 2014, 12:14 am | # | Reply

        Was thinking the same thing :P

  5. CapnRis
    CapnRis
    April 19, 2014, 1:22 am | # | Reply

    “Look dude, it’s awesome you have a little story all set up for your tats and all, but I’m still gonna need that ID before I ink you up.”

  6. Random Whatever
    Random Whatever
    April 19, 2014, 1:57 am | # | Reply

    Best “Ask a whatever” answer yet.

  7. Whelps
    Whelps
    April 19, 2014, 2:28 am | # | Reply

    This comic is ripe with possible comment faces.

  8. Merle
    Merle
    April 19, 2014, 4:35 am | # | Reply

    This has been bugging me for awhile. How can you worship death without wanting life to continue? No more life equals no more death, in the end.

    • Guesticus
      Guesticus
      April 19, 2014, 7:45 am | # | Reply

      You have it backwards: Life exists because Death allows it (what else do you think all those souls are going to do for eternity? play canasta? Do you know how to play canasta? pretty much everyone you know used to be dead, and that includes yourself)

    • Jean-Luc
      Jean-Luc
      April 19, 2014, 2:24 pm | # | Reply

  9. coldelectrons
    coldelectrons
    April 19, 2014, 5:25 am | # | Reply

    Panel 3 is so going into my avatar collection.

    • Webmetz
      Webmetz
      April 19, 2014, 3:33 pm | # | Reply

      As is mine. :p

  10. LadyDragon
    LadyDragon
    April 19, 2014, 5:33 am | # | Reply

    Brother Tom is the most fabulous of cultists

  11. coldelectrons
    coldelectrons
    April 19, 2014, 5:35 am | # | Reply

    Cultist counters question with coy cuteness and captivating commentary on chromatic chronicles of calamity coloring his crust, closes with creepy crack.

    • smilr
      smilr
      April 20, 2014, 6:38 am | # | Reply

      Consequently commenter Coldelectrons constructs concatenations of consonants containing congruent characters; conveying continued competency in collating considered catchphrases.

  12. Starphoenix
    Starphoenix
    April 19, 2014, 11:05 am | # | Reply

    He’s just dying to meet you.

    Maybe he’s just a died in the wool anarchist?

    This place may be a bad influence on me.

    • Dorje Sylas
      Dorje Sylas
      April 19, 2014, 3:41 pm | # | Reply

      No… When he meets you its going to be killer.

      • █████
        █████
        April 19, 2014, 8:05 pm | # | Reply

        ♫ ‘Cause this is KILLER, killer night!
        And no one’s gonna save you from the Cult about to strike
        You know it’s cultist, ritual night
        You’re gonna lose your life inside a killer ritual tonight! ♫

  13. Runic
    Runic
    April 19, 2014, 12:01 pm | # | Reply

    I think Deckard Cain might be a little peeved people are trying to appropriate his phrase.

    • Jean-Luc
      Jean-Luc
      April 19, 2014, 2:25 pm | # | Reply

      He’s dead anyway. Replaced by a “hawt babe”.

    • Gillsing
      Gillsing
      April 19, 2014, 3:35 pm | # | Reply

      “Listen for a while” is not exactly the same as “stay a while and listen”. But in a world of Candy Saga Crush-style appropriations of single words I guess old Deckard Cain might have had his Horadric Legal Staff send a letter of cease and desist.

      • Laughingsnarl
        Laughingsnarl
        April 22, 2014, 6:40 am | # | Reply

        null point anyhow on both fronts hawt babe turned into diablo, deckard cain died in pain, and a book is the only thing that could sue you. now how could a book sue you?

  14. Nyzer
    Nyzer
    April 19, 2014, 12:59 pm | # | Reply

    “Death is not nothingness”, huh? I wasn’t expecting that. Seems that he’s expecting some sort of afterlife…

    It makes some sense, though, considering that Brother Tom seems to be knowledgeable about how other cultures perceive death, including the mystics, who arguably have the most insight outside the Cult.

    Makes his doomsday philosophy a lot more grounded.

    Until now, I thought he basically WAS lumped in with nihilists, too.

  15. Tsapki
    Tsapki
    April 19, 2014, 2:11 pm | # | Reply

    Well this ship’s going down, ’cause of the horrible weather
    But, now there’s no need to frown, ’cause we’re all going together!

  16. Dragon
    Dragon
    April 19, 2014, 6:10 pm | # | Reply

    His face in panel three! Makes MY face hurt, I’m laughing so hard!

    • Webmetz
      Webmetz
      April 19, 2014, 8:27 pm | # | Reply

      Your avatar has a very angry laughing face

      • Laughingsnarl
        Laughingsnarl
        April 22, 2014, 6:42 am | # | Reply

        and your is being coy are you enjoying his joke or that fact he will become a sacrifice?

  17. Locke
    Locke
    April 19, 2014, 6:27 pm | # | Reply

    Brother Tom! Brother Tom! Can I get on the magic death tatoo bus too?!

  18. Kamino Neko
    Kamino Neko
    April 20, 2014, 6:44 pm | # | Reply

    • Porque
      Porque
      April 20, 2014, 10:19 pm | # | Reply

      If only I had this guy as my Professor….

    • Guesticus
      Guesticus
      April 21, 2014, 12:20 am | # | Reply

      What a cheery little ditty :P

  19. SotiCoto
    SotiCoto
    April 1, 2016, 11:03 am | # | Reply

    Pffft. What an idiot. Death is just the end of life and transition INTO NOTHINGNESS.

    And also the question is likewise idiotic : Nihilism does not encourage inaction any more than it encourages action. The Nihilistic position is the impartial one. The indifferent one.

    • Borg
      Borg
      April 12, 2017, 4:14 pm | # | Reply

      Ah, but action and inaction do not stand on equal footing. One needs a reason to act, and thus a lack of reasons is reason enough to not act.

      Personally, I don’t believe in nihilists. Not true nihilists, anyway. Anybody who is alive has proven that they at least believe their own feelings of thirst and hunger are worth acting on.

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