I dunno, J-L. I’ve tried the “passionate arguing leads to UNBRIDLED PASSION” approach. Instead of between the sheets, I always ended up on the couch. Or in Casa de Perro.
Hmm, we haven’t seen a lot of female orcs before. The Wilma Flintstone ensemble they have going on fits nicely.
Some of the other “savage races” don’t really seem particularly savage, but the orcs and the land sharks certainly have a very feral, untamed aesthetic.
Oh, I dunno. It depends on how intelligent and/or dedicated said troll can be. I remember one religious troll called Danktolker in the Kongregate chatrooms. We called him the Troll King because he never dropped his act.
Ever. In the 5 years that I was on that site.
And god forbid you get two intelligent trolls that decide to work together.
Okay, one more post. What is happening above is AWESOME! I secretly hoped that this could happen, but I thought the chance was so small that I put no faith in it. It warms my heart, and makes me say “hurrah!” for the future of Arkerra, and even humanity itself!
And of course, I’m referring to the half-gallon size beer mugs that seem to be the new standard here.
I agree! I love interludes that detail and showcase scenes like this, and it’s just a bonus that it happens to be between two warring sides in this case.
It helps to make everyone seem so much more relate-able, even characters I didn’t think I had anything in common with before. It makes me care about them a lot more.
Which means I’ll just have to bawl my eyes out that much harder when any of them dies, but that’s good writing for you.
64 oz (half gallon) insulated mugs are available on Amazon and eBay. But, before you buy one of those, check out the 100 oz insulated mugs that are also available.
I’ve also bought a couple of the 100 oz mugs at Pineapple Willy’s in Panama City Beach, Florida. About $20, I think.
Ironically, if any of them cause problems with this, I think it will be Gravedust. The idiotic armored brute, the other idiotic armored brute, and the visitor with zero understanding of the situation are all potential problems, but they’re problems that people would more easily overlook, I think. When the revelry is broken, it’ll be because the wise old sage tells a story.
The group that captured her might which leads me to withdraw that possibility anyway cause I think the only adventurer who was a part of the mission and would care enough to remember just got derezzed. Damn you Rachel! Had to go and die and ruin my last lifeline. How thoughtless of you.
He’d love being the Adventurers Guild Ambassador to the World Rebellion. He’d spend half his day drinking and arguing with the other ambassadors, and the other half writing The Book of G’Kar Sundar.
In the Navy, “dolphinfucker” is for casual conversation. “Bag of distended octopus sphincters, wrangling pile of yeast-infected cock munching, pole smoking butt pirate monkey” is reserved for more formal occasions.
And he got a shocking amount of depth for being specifically written as a meathead meatshield. He’s no Scipio Level Warrior Poet, he’s just a really good guy. Dumb as a sack of hammers, with terrifyingly solid intuition. (How do you render that in stats anyway? Wis? Spirit?)
Perhaps it would be some sort of . . .uh. . .feat? I haven’t gamed in a while, and the last thing we played was Old VTM, so whatever the equivalent to merits and flaws is. (I really hope this doesn’t double-post. I’m not used to commenting on things.)
No Con? Agi and Dex are merged in a lot of systems, but there’s usually some form of Toughness stat.
Personally, I’d give him STR 15 DEX 11 CON 16 INT 6 WIS 14 CHA 12. Boy needs to buy up his Strength to get that tasty 3rd point of bonus.
Low Intelligence, high Wisdom per standard D&D rules. An author once described those two stats as the difference between Richard Nixon and Edith Bunker.
With that in mind, can anyone remind me of the name of the leader of those sympathizers, who was killed in front of Sundar? I keep wanting to say Mother bear or something like that.
(Was it even Sundar who I’m thinking of that was there or am I getting characters mixed up again?)
I’m mostly only bringing it up because I’m curious if Sundar were to mention this woman to any of his new troll/orc friends if one might also remember this woman.
It wasn’t really the Savage Races, though. It was the orcs she was fighting for, and they’re not really part of the World’s Rebellion, the troll/goblin/dwarf/avian/landshark alliance. The orcs are slave labor, which is the same use that the humans were going to put them to.
Arkerran Orcs = Azerothian Murlocs, for the most part.
Arkennan Troll = Azerothian Orcs
Avians = Tauren
Goblins = Goblins
Dwarves = …Forsaken? yeah, that’s a weird one
and so on and so forth…..
Is…is this how sex works?
I dunno, J-L. I’ve tried the “passionate arguing leads to UNBRIDLED PASSION” approach. Instead of between the sheets, I always ended up on the couch. Or in Casa de Perro.
Most illogical, captain.
At least it’s how I do it! :D
If they were Klingons, this would be foreplay. If they were Klingons punching each other, that would be sex.
How do I love thee?
Let me count the bruises…
Reminds me of how Worf and Jadzia Dax would end up in the infirmary after each of their “workouts”.
Hmm, we haven’t seen a lot of female orcs before. The Wilma Flintstone ensemble they have going on fits nicely.
Some of the other “savage races” don’t really seem particularly savage, but the orcs and the land sharks certainly have a very feral, untamed aesthetic.
female Orc? ccheck out Penk striking out with orc hottie. http://guildedage.net/comic/chapter-28-page-1/
Penk’s strike-out is a troll, not an orc. And I think the one LockeZ is referring to is actually a gnoll.
Yeah, whoops, I’ve got warcraft on the brain, I meant trolls.
also, betty rubble instead of wilma flintstone. or are you referring to all of them, not just the one holding the pitchers on a platter?
Wilma’s dress only had the one shoulder strap.
ahh, i was focused on the hair style
We’ve only ever seen male orcs, they were enslaved. That’s all that’s been shown of that race so far. Poor orcs. ;w;
Perhaps they aren’t very sexually dimorphic?
“You can never out-troll a Troll”. AGREE. Learned that the hard way on too many internet discussion boards.
True that.
We need an upvote button in this thing…
Oh, I dunno. It depends on how intelligent and/or dedicated said troll can be. I remember one religious troll called Danktolker in the Kongregate chatrooms. We called him the Troll King because he never dropped his act.
Ever. In the 5 years that I was on that site.
And god forbid you get two intelligent trolls that decide to work together.
*GASP* Surely you cannot mean………TROLLMAGEDDON?
“And god forbid you get two intelligent trolls that decide to work together.”
You mean in trandem?
If you’ve got at least Moderator powers, you CAN beat them with a Ban Hammer.
;)
Okay, one more post. What is happening above is AWESOME! I secretly hoped that this could happen, but I thought the chance was so small that I put no faith in it. It warms my heart, and makes me say “hurrah!” for the future of Arkerra, and even humanity itself!
And of course, I’m referring to the half-gallon size beer mugs that seem to be the new standard here.
I agree! I love interludes that detail and showcase scenes like this, and it’s just a bonus that it happens to be between two warring sides in this case.
It helps to make everyone seem so much more relate-able, even characters I didn’t think I had anything in common with before. It makes me care about them a lot more.
Which means I’ll just have to bawl my eyes out that much harder when any of them dies, but that’s good writing for you.
Well, their doctors recommended cutting down to only one beer per day, so they make it a BIG one.
64 oz (half gallon) insulated mugs are available on Amazon and eBay. But, before you buy one of those, check out the 100 oz insulated mugs that are also available.
I’ve also bought a couple of the 100 oz mugs at Pineapple Willy’s in Panama City Beach, Florida. About $20, I think.
Ironically, if any of them cause problems with this, I think it will be Gravedust. The idiotic armored brute, the other idiotic armored brute, and the visitor with zero understanding of the situation are all potential problems, but they’re problems that people would more easily overlook, I think. When the revelry is broken, it’ll be because the wise old sage tells a story.
Whether the dwarven champion who used to look up to him is dealing well with his choosing to be an enemy to her people might be an issue as well.
My vote on who causes the problem would be if any of them spills the beans to the Avian champion as to how his mate was treated.
I don’t think any of the adventurers except Syr’nj is privy to that information. The others wouldn’t even know Yalaria by name.
The group that captured her might which leads me to withdraw that possibility anyway cause I think the only adventurer who was a part of the mission and would care enough to remember just got derezzed. Damn you Rachel! Had to go and die and ruin my last lifeline. How thoughtless of you.
They trolls for the lols.
Testing my new Gravatar. c:
Tiny adorable Kobold Cleric, yay!
You look a bit like… IT’s a Trap!
More like opening a chest in Zelda. c:
The Orc Dozens?
Once they start puking on each other, that means they’re bros for life.
[SQUEEE!] I adore Wav’s posture in the last frame! it’s just lovely! Sweet art.
Yes, isn’t it the best?
Who else think Sundar gonna get appointed lead diplomat after that ? XD
He’s got my vote.
If by “lead” you mean “Pb”, sure.
A true diplumbat.
He’d love being the Adventurers Guild Ambassador to the World Rebellion. He’d spend half his day drinking and arguing with the other ambassadors, and the other half writing The Book of
G’KarSundar.That is the most goddamn casual use of the term “dogfucker” I have ever witnessed.
you dont have many active duty military friends, do you?
I have an excessive number of active duty military friends. Just not US military.
In the Navy, “dolphinfucker” is for casual conversation. “Bag of distended octopus sphincters, wrangling pile of yeast-infected cock munching, pole smoking butt pirate monkey” is reserved for more formal occasions.
You guys did a good job writing Sundar.
For all his mercenary deeds, and often questionable opinions, he’s consistently bristly but not malicious.
And he got a shocking amount of depth for being specifically written as a meathead meatshield. He’s no Scipio Level Warrior Poet, he’s just a really good guy. Dumb as a sack of hammers, with terrifyingly solid intuition. (How do you render that in stats anyway? Wis? Spirit?)
Perhaps it would be some sort of . . .uh. . .feat? I haven’t gamed in a while, and the last thing we played was Old VTM, so whatever the equivalent to merits and flaws is. (I really hope this doesn’t double-post. I’m not used to commenting on things.)
str 15, dex 10, agi 9, int 6, wis 12, cha 12? thats just a rough estimate of what ive seen of sundar
No Con? Agi and Dex are merged in a lot of systems, but there’s usually some form of Toughness stat.
Personally, I’d give him STR 15 DEX 11 CON 16 INT 6 WIS 14 CHA 12. Boy needs to buy up his Strength to get that tasty 3rd point of bonus.
Low Intelligence, high Wisdom per standard D&D rules. An author once described those two stats as the difference between Richard Nixon and Edith Bunker.
Sundar was already a sympathizer to the savage races, or at least some of them, so I’m glad to see he’s getting along so well here.
With that in mind, can anyone remind me of the name of the leader of those sympathizers, who was killed in front of Sundar? I keep wanting to say Mother bear or something like that.
(Was it even Sundar who I’m thinking of that was there or am I getting characters mixed up again?)
I’m mostly only bringing it up because I’m curious if Sundar were to mention this woman to any of his new troll/orc friends if one might also remember this woman.
I’m spamming myself here, but oh well; it’s Brunhilde.
It wasn’t really the Savage Races, though. It was the orcs she was fighting for, and they’re not really part of the World’s Rebellion, the troll/goblin/dwarf/avian/landshark alliance. The orcs are slave labor, which is the same use that the humans were going to put them to.
Arkerran Orcs = Azerothian Murlocs, for the most part.
Arkennan Troll = Azerothian Orcs
Avians = Tauren
Goblins = Goblins
Dwarves = …Forsaken? yeah, that’s a weird one
and so on and so forth…..
I feel like Avians = Tauren is an equally weird one.
Even IF red bulls do give you wings…
I think the Tauren are kinda spread out more than having one equal.
Ahh. Thanks for clearing that up! I think I need to go back and read again from the start! :)
Getting a distinct Captain Haddock vibe from Sundar there http://i.imgur.com/yr7u2Tz.jpg
I agree
Ectoplasme à roulettes!
Mussolini de carnaval!
Anthropopithèque!
Sorry. Got kinda carried away there.
…
Emplâtre!
Sundar…. yer alright.
So, is Hammerhead still buried in the ground somewhere until Sundar et al. leave the party?
Did Penk just gain a whole lot of weight?
I don’t think that’s Penk.
Comi plz