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Annotations Every Day - Written by T Campbell & Flo Kahn - Illustrated by John & Jason Waltrip

I think the words he's looking for are 'Shut the fuck up.'

Breaking Bread – Page 5

on April 22, 2015
Chapter: Extra Bits
└ Tags: HAMMERHEAD, Penk
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Discussion (53) ¬

  1. Insanenoodlyguy
    Insanenoodlyguy
    April 22, 2015, 12:31 am | # | Reply

    KISS ME ALREADY YOU FOOL

  2. Jean-Luc
    Jean-Luc
    April 22, 2015, 12:35 am | # | Reply

    Sharks and trolls can eat my bones but words can never hurt me.

    • Hertzy
      Hertzy
      April 22, 2015, 5:24 am | # | Reply

      I dare you say that to a sky elf.

      • laughingsnarl
        laughingsnarl
        April 22, 2015, 7:52 am | # | Reply

        or a wood elf DOING SCIENCE!

        • Webmetz
          Webmetz
          April 22, 2015, 10:33 am | # | Reply

          Or any bard, for that matter

          • Chaltab
            Chaltab
            April 22, 2015, 12:02 pm | # | Reply

            http://i.imgur.com/nWJvgf8.png

          • MidnightDStroyer
            MidnightDStroyer
            April 22, 2015, 6:32 pm | # | Reply

            Well, Penk IS a bard, after all…

    • AcadianBacon
      AcadianBacon
      April 22, 2015, 8:21 pm | # | Reply

      Power Word: Kill. o:

  3. Chaltab
    Chaltab
    April 22, 2015, 1:34 am | # | Reply

    Penk, I don’t think he doesn’t get it. He just doesn’t give a shit.

    • John
      John
      April 22, 2015, 7:53 am | # | Reply

      Yeah. Also, it would be a good idea to, let’s say, GTFO.

      • Chris
        Chris
        April 22, 2015, 9:42 am | # | Reply

        He’s got a point.

  4. Smallfoot
    Smallfoot
    April 22, 2015, 1:47 am | # | Reply

    Panel 4 – even HAMMERHEAD understands the definition of ‘trolling’

    • Hellhound
      Hellhound
      April 22, 2015, 2:19 am | # | Reply

      Trolls gotta Troll. Poor hammerhead.

      • laughingsnarl
        laughingsnarl
        April 22, 2015, 7:51 am | # | Reply

        its an affliction really, for only 15 dollars a day you can have this troll change his trolololo ways.

    • Jason
      Jason
      April 22, 2015, 1:48 pm | # | Reply

      Not trolling. It’s trollsplainin’.

  5. Hellhound
    Hellhound
    April 22, 2015, 2:16 am | # | Reply

    Wow….the fourth and last Panel,Hammerhead Looks totally awesome from this angle when you can’t see the hammershaped head. And i think i will like him even more as a character after this is over.

    • Captain Nemo
      Captain Nemo
      April 22, 2015, 3:20 am | # | Reply

      I enjoy hammerhead but I do wish that he had a tail. It would be so much cooler.

      • Hellhound
        Hellhound
        April 23, 2015, 3:23 am | # | Reply

        now that you mention it.you are right.That WOULD make him much more awesome.
        Its the same Thing with Werewolfs. They SHOULD have tails,its just Looks cooler.

        • Captain Nemo
          Captain Nemo
          April 23, 2015, 3:06 pm | # | Reply

          Plus if he armors it he would have an ax tail.

  6. Bilal Kalyal
    Bilal Kalyal
    April 22, 2015, 2:18 am | # | Reply

    I feel like Penk is about THIS close to just going, “You know what, fuck it.” And clubbing in Hammerhead to keep him quiet for a few hours.

    • q`Tzal
      q`Tzal
      April 22, 2015, 3:07 am | # | Reply

      He’s gonna have to kill him.

    • Anvildude
      Anvildude
      April 22, 2015, 10:13 am | # | Reply

      Whether or not it devolves into a full-on death-fight, I think this is definitely about the time that Penk’s gonna have to show why he was considered worthy of Tectonicus’ might.

      • Arrkas Zek
        Arrkas Zek
        April 22, 2015, 11:07 pm | # | Reply

        I think the only one who can hope to direct the stream of hulk-level damage that is Hammerhead is Penk. After all it was he who managed to get the big guy to sign up in the first place. But if Hammer has lost faith in Penk’s commitment to the war, then only death will calm him. Here’s hoping Penk can step up.

  7. Jack Vermicelli
    Jack Vermicelli
    April 22, 2015, 2:30 am | # | Reply

    What are the glowy things popping off his back?

    • sun tzu
      sun tzu
      April 22, 2015, 2:51 am | # | Reply

      Small windows, I believe. You can see more of them on the left side of the panel.

      • Jack Vermicelli
        Jack Vermicelli
        April 24, 2015, 12:28 am | # | Reply

        Ahhh, okay. I thought they were associated with the motion streaks.

  8. RubberBandMan
    RubberBandMan
    April 22, 2015, 2:39 am | # | Reply

    I do the same thing to people. Explaining that there are three branches of the United States government? Saying that the oven cooks things, but sometimes overcooks them if you leave them in too long? If you’re going to be stupid I’ll be stupid right back until we can agree on a level of assumed intelligence we can start from.

    • MidnightDStroyer
      MidnightDStroyer
      April 22, 2015, 4:13 am | # | Reply

      As the comedian Gallagher has said, “When you’re confronted with ignorance & stupidity, the only way to attack it is with more ignorance & stupidity. It’s all they understand.”

      And as said by another comedian, Ron white, “You can’t fix stupid.”

      • Dorje Sylas
        Dorje Sylas
        April 22, 2015, 2:45 pm | # | Reply

        And as John Cleese said, “The problem with people like this is that they are so stupid, they have no idea how stupid they are.”

  9. Nicolas Rei
    Nicolas Rei
    April 22, 2015, 2:43 am | # | Reply

    Words are useless! You can’t eat words!

    • Suspicious
      Suspicious
      April 22, 2015, 3:49 am | # | Reply

      Tell that to the Gastonian government.

      • Berius
        Berius
        April 22, 2015, 3:23 pm | # | Reply

        *rimshot* and very appropriate pic!

  10. q`Tzal
    q`Tzal
    April 22, 2015, 3:06 am | # | Reply

    And so it begins.

  11. Jim
    Jim
    April 22, 2015, 7:59 am | # | Reply

    Oh dear…

  12. Minando
    Minando
    April 22, 2015, 8:28 am | # | Reply

    At least the food is ok in this prison…bit spiky,maybe.

  13. kitastrophe
    kitastrophe
    April 22, 2015, 8:50 am | # | Reply

    Angry Shark is angry.

  14. Aslandus
    Aslandus
    April 22, 2015, 10:00 am | # | Reply

    Yeah Penk, that didn’t sound condescending at all…

    • The Gorram Batguy
      The Gorram Batguy
      April 22, 2015, 10:55 am | # | Reply

      You’re right, of course, but he IS talking to a landshark. Hammerhead may be the smartest landshark known to trollkind, but Penk is still working relative to the landshark default – barely above animal intelligence. So, it’s understandable if he misjudges Hammerhead’s mental capabilities.
      That said, from Hammerhead’s words in the last panel, I think it’s clear that he’s not upset at the implication that he is stupid. Rather, at a guess based on yesterday’s dialog, I’d imagine Hammerhead is morally offended.
      “How dare you suggest that I set aside my deeply held principles of “eat prey” for the sake of mere short term tactical gain! How dare you! Shut your gob you immoral philistine!”

      • AceOfSpade
        AceOfSpade
        April 22, 2015, 1:10 pm | # | Reply

        I agree, it’s logical for land sharks to have strong views about preys…

        also maybe he can see the implications of calling a truce. It mean that peace is a possibility and if there is no war there are no ennemy to design as “prey”, but land sharks still have to eat. A lot. We’ve seen them turn on each other, and thats when they’re well fed. So any peace would soon degenerate into “landshark vs everyone else because they are all prey”. That could mean the extermination of their race. It’s not that landshark are stupid, they can be cunning (while hunting at least), but they are driven by their instinct to kill and their unsatiable hunger. Peace is not really an option for them… even if there was like, huge herds of large animals they could prey upon instead of people they would probably still eat anybody getting too close because in the heat of the moment they forgot they weren’t supposed too.

      • LockeZ
        LockeZ
        April 23, 2015, 9:58 am | # | Reply

        It’s a difference of goals, apparently. Penk fights so that the trolls can survive; he only values food to the extent that it’s necessary to live. Hammerhead fights so that the land sharks can feed; he only values life to the extent that it’s necessary to eat.

  15. l33tninja
    l33tninja
    April 22, 2015, 10:43 am | # | Reply

    Anger management issues. srsly.

    • Chris
      Chris
      April 23, 2015, 9:31 am | # | Reply

      Those manic mondays are hell for berserkers.

    • MidnightDStroyer
      MidnightDStroyer
      February 19, 2017, 7:47 pm | # | Reply

      Penk needs to assign Hammerhead to some Sensitivity Courses…

  16. tlhonmey
    tlhonmey
    April 22, 2015, 1:26 pm | # | Reply

    He went wrong in the previous panel when he didn’t correct Hammerhead’s misapprehension that “enemy” and “prey” are the same thing. “Prey” is something you hunt. “Enemy” is something that wishes to harm you. There can be a lot of overlap, but it is possible for things to change category.

    Also: Priorities! If your prey is helping you defeat your enemy, hold off on eating them until *after* the enemy is gone.

    • Jerden
      Jerden
      April 22, 2015, 1:36 pm | # | Reply

      But then they might get away! And then you can’t eat them!

  17. Andreas Geisler
    Andreas Geisler
    April 22, 2015, 3:08 pm | # | Reply

    Hey, Phil. My “Next Chapter” bug is back, I see, where “Next Chapter” leads to Chapter 1.

  18. Berius
    Berius
    April 22, 2015, 3:27 pm | # | Reply

    I aint gonna lie, I wonder how Penk is gonna handle this…dammit Friday, why arent you here yet??

  19. The Indomitable Eric
    The Indomitable Eric
    April 22, 2015, 9:49 pm | # | Reply

    Penk’s face in panel three? He’s trolling the fuck out of Hammerhead.

    He’s got a plan, here.

  20. Arrkas Zek
    Arrkas Zek
    April 22, 2015, 11:02 pm | # | Reply

    Okay, so with the sheer power of his fury, Hammerhead somehow snapped off and threw off his rope-bound muzzle, freeing up his most powerful weapon: his jaws.

    Forget the chains, and golem hands: Penk should be at least a little scared.

    • Titlebreaker
      Titlebreaker
      April 22, 2015, 11:57 pm | # | Reply

      That reminds me, isn’t the closing of one’s jaws much stronger than the opening of one’s jaws? Makes me wonder just how hard Hammerhead can bite.

      • MidnightDStroyer
        MidnightDStroyer
        February 19, 2017, 7:49 pm | # | Reply

        Hard enough that it wouldn’t make any difference to you or me…
        O.o

  21. Trolldrool
    Trolldrool
    April 23, 2015, 11:18 pm | # | Reply

    Only thing that confuses me is why he couldn’t wait until they were exhausted after vanquishing the monster to attack them. If his hide wasn’t so damn tough, I imagine that impetousness should’ve gotten him killed in numerous past conflicts.

  22. Nicky Nick
    Nicky Nick
    May 7, 2015, 3:42 am | # | Reply

    Penk, you should know better than trying to reason with a shite-for-brains.

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