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Annotations Every Day - Written by T Campbell & Flo Kahn - Illustrated by John & Jason Waltrip

Ohai.

Chapter 10 – Page 1

on March 28, 2011
Chapter: Chapter 10
└ Tags: Best, Byron, Frigg, Gravedust, Syr'Nj
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  1. Alma
    Alma
    March 28, 2011, 12:04 am | # | Reply

    Where’s Bandit?

    • Thor
      Thor
      March 28, 2011, 12:18 am | # | Reply

      You mean “The Real Fifth Member of the Party”?

      Apparently, she’s gnome more.

      • Rognik
        Rognik
        March 28, 2011, 12:27 am | # | Reply

        Too bad. Reliable thieves are in short supply.

        • Locke
          Locke
          March 28, 2011, 3:44 am | # | Reply

          You mean to say they’re small in number?

          • centuriancode
            centuriancode
            March 28, 2011, 6:13 am | # | Reply

            The population just isn’t all that large.

            • Danny
              Danny
              March 28, 2011, 6:27 am | # | Reply

              Theres a shortage?

              • Caitlin
                Caitlin
                March 28, 2011, 7:11 am | # | Reply

                They wouldn’t just leave out someone of her stature. That would be a crime.

                • Timelost
                  Timelost
                  March 28, 2011, 7:20 am | # | Reply

                  I know punning is the lowest form of humor, but this little tangent is falling short.

                  Honestly, people will look down on us.

                  • Jean-Luc
                    Jean-Luc
                    March 28, 2011, 7:31 am | # | Reply

                    Iirc Bandit got disarmed the last time so she’d be short handed anyway.

                    • Caitlin
                      Caitlin
                      March 28, 2011, 7:35 am | #

                      That’s just a small problem. i’m sure she can handle it.

                    • French
                      French
                      March 28, 2011, 9:22 am | #

                      There really isn’t any reason to split hairs over this issue

                    • ahdok
                      ahdok
                      March 28, 2011, 11:51 am | #

                      Her player was using an illegal accound and they banned it.

                    • Wyrd
                      Wyrd
                      March 28, 2011, 1:19 pm | #

                      I’m sure Gravedust can lend her a hand… or borrow one from a different corpse.

                    • Brent Felzien
                      Brent Felzien
                      March 28, 2011, 2:08 pm | #

                      By the time he’s done with her she’ll be armed to the teeth.

        • Miklanin
          Miklanin
          March 28, 2011, 7:50 pm | # | Reply

          I’ve told ya before…we aren’t thieves …we prefer to be referred to as property relocation specialists -_o

    • Scott
      Scott
      March 28, 2011, 12:22 am | # | Reply

      I think she logged off.

      • Facecity
        Facecity
        March 28, 2011, 7:41 am | # | Reply

        yeah she died so she rage quit and un-subed.

    • George
      George
      March 28, 2011, 12:40 am | # | Reply

      I bet she’s just “offscreen” and the writers are trying to mess with us. There were five burial mounds, so the fifth corpse has to be somewhere.

      • Jean-Luc
        Jean-Luc
        March 28, 2011, 5:26 am | # | Reply

        I’m sorry but #5 is an auxiliary mound only to be used in emergencies. Bandit was probably taken to a pet cemetery by mistake.

        • Locke
          Locke
          March 28, 2011, 9:24 am | # | Reply

          “Sometimes, dead is bettah.”

          • Jean-Luc
            Jean-Luc
            March 28, 2011, 3:31 pm | # | Reply

            Hehe.

      • Valdrax
        Valdrax
        March 29, 2011, 10:14 pm | # | Reply

        Given their special relationship to this world, the fifth might have been reserved for Best.

    • ahdok
      ahdok
      March 28, 2011, 3:39 am | # | Reply

      It’s difficult to bury vapour.

  2. SmallIvoryKnight
    SmallIvoryKnight
    March 28, 2011, 12:09 am | # | Reply

    He’s back, bitches.

    • karishi
      karishi
      March 28, 2011, 8:30 am | # | Reply

      Actually, that looks like Frigg’s eye.

      • barsukthom
        barsukthom
        March 28, 2011, 8:32 am | # | Reply

        MTE

      • Brent Felzien
        Brent Felzien
        March 28, 2011, 2:05 pm | # | Reply

        He’ll be back shortly, bitches.

  3. Doma
    Doma
    March 28, 2011, 12:10 am | # | Reply

    It’s just a game, lol.

  4. Jim
    Jim
    March 28, 2011, 12:21 am | # | Reply

    Dedalus plays Bandit, he’s an RP’er.
    I’ll bet he’s a LARP’er too.

    • barsukthom
      barsukthom
      March 28, 2011, 8:33 am | # | Reply

      rock-paper-scissors I WIN! I AM THE GRAND BLOODDRINKER!

      • Locke
        Locke
        March 29, 2011, 3:02 am | # | Reply

        UNLIMITED POWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!

  5. Moe Lane
    Moe Lane
    March 28, 2011, 12:21 am | # | Reply

    …so are the days of our lives.

  6. 1d4caltrop
    1d4caltrop
    March 28, 2011, 12:22 am | # | Reply

    Ancient spirits of evil, transform this decayed form to Mumm-Ra, the Ever-Living!

    • Novijen
      Novijen
      March 28, 2011, 12:24 am | # | Reply

      Now all I can hear is thunder.

      Thunder.

      Thundercats!

      HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

      • SotiCoto
        SotiCoto
        June 26, 2013, 5:02 am | # | Reply

        No… see, after Mumm-Ra does the chant, he laughs a whole lot… then flies out of his pyramid… unless it is season 2, in which case he loiters around and pets Ma-Mutt.

  7. Rognik
    Rognik
    March 28, 2011, 12:29 am | # | Reply

    Man, since when is it sacrilidge to pervert the laws of life and death and bring back yourself and friends so that they might fight evil, win friends and get phat loot (or lute, in Best’s case)?

    • Timelost
      Timelost
      March 28, 2011, 12:52 am | # | Reply

      The sacrilege is not demanding payment upfront, he comes from a…complex culture.

      • barsukthom
        barsukthom
        March 28, 2011, 8:34 am | # | Reply

        Or it may be the speaking to a shit elf.

    • jast
      jast
      March 28, 2011, 1:34 am | # | Reply

      Respawn can be considered a sacrilege in a a good RPG

  8. Joe
    Joe
    March 28, 2011, 12:33 am | # | Reply

    I feel like this just cheapens the ending of Chapter 8, but I guess it kinda hinges on how they handle their first few moments of re-life.

    • Jean-Luc
      Jean-Luc
      March 28, 2011, 4:59 am | # | Reply

      This page would’ve probably made for a better climax and ending for the previous chapter but no biggie.

    • Wyrd
      Wyrd
      March 28, 2011, 1:25 pm | # | Reply

      I disagree in that, unlike most times resurrection is employed in stories like this, it makes very clear that this is not something lightly done, likely something never to be done again. There should be a lot of drama in bringing someone back from the dead, not just going to the temple and paying 5k gold pieces to the priest for a quick soul reattachment.

    • Valdrax
      Valdrax
      March 29, 2011, 10:24 pm | # | Reply

      Even without knowing it was a game, they were set in a fantasy world in which one of the party members had the ability to speak with and draw power from the dead. Having someone resurrect them isn’t all that surprising.

      Now to me, the interesting twist is why he considers it a sacrilege, and why he’s doing it anyway. I’m guessing it’s because his job is to put spirits to rest, not call them back.

  9. Thor
    Thor
    March 28, 2011, 12:50 am | # | Reply

    I was going to ask this question in the forum, but it would have not worked right, so I’ll ask it here:

    Why are all you commenters spurning the new forum?

    • Maladorn
      Maladorn
      March 28, 2011, 1:10 am | # | Reply

      Forums are for complex discussions about the socio-economic status of dwarves and suck elves, for diving into the lord of the world, and for calculating the proper Awesomitude (TM) of Frigg to twelve decimal places.

      Comments are for puns wars and one-liners.

      • Thor
        Thor
        March 28, 2011, 2:21 am | # | Reply

        Are you sure? That doesn’t sound like forums to me. That sounds like USENET.

        • ahdok
          ahdok
          March 28, 2011, 3:40 am | # | Reply

          Don’t be silly. USENET isn’t for anything!

      • Abcus
        Abcus
        March 28, 2011, 9:53 pm | # | Reply

        I’m in agreement, i.e. that the comments just has a spirit of community that the forums just seem too cold and distant to be able to replace them.

        Cheers,

        Cote

        PS I WILL go there to find that 12 decimal calculation though . . .

    • Caitlin
      Caitlin
      March 28, 2011, 7:31 am | # | Reply

      I spurn the forum because it’s too many clicks away.

      • Thor
        Thor
        March 29, 2011, 10:39 pm | # | Reply

        Um, it’s the same number of clicks. One.

        • Caitlin
          Caitlin
          March 29, 2011, 10:47 pm | # | Reply

          Logging in and creating an account count as clicks.

    • karishi
      karishi
      March 28, 2011, 8:31 am | # | Reply

      Habit.

    • barsukthom
      barsukthom
      March 28, 2011, 8:35 am | # | Reply

      Logging in. Passwords. Catching up.

    • JarrysKid
      JarrysKid
      March 28, 2011, 12:30 pm | # | Reply

      “Forum” is a Greek word.
      The Greeks fought a war with Turkey.
      Turkey is what Americans eat for Thanksgiving.
      Thanksgiving celebrates the Pilgirms meeting the Indians.
      The Pilgrims descendants commited genocide on the Indians.
      Genocide is evil.
      Therefore, Forums are evil.

      • barsukthom
        barsukthom
        March 28, 2011, 12:54 pm | # | Reply

        A+ on your Modus Batman logic there, friend.

      • Aboulic
        Aboulic
        March 28, 2011, 1:37 pm | # | Reply

        that’s brilliant.

        trying to work out the subversive humour in ‘Forum’ actually being Latin.

      • dr pepper
        dr pepper
        March 28, 2011, 4:24 pm | # | Reply

        Forum is latin. It means “marketplace”.

        • Moe Lane
          Moe Lane
          March 28, 2011, 7:05 pm | # | Reply

          This subthread wins so much.

        • UnfoldedOrigami
          UnfoldedOrigami
          March 29, 2011, 12:48 pm | # | Reply

          Correct. In Greek it would be Agora.

        • JarrysKid
          JarrysKid
          March 29, 2011, 6:25 pm | # | Reply

          But, outside of that, you have no problem with the comment? You sick, twisted, piece of work. :-)

      • Locke
        Locke
        March 29, 2011, 3:07 am | # | Reply

        Hey, Jarry, I’ll have you know that Europe was into the whole “genocide and persecution” thing WAY before America was! We were just a young nation, growing up in a big, scary world. We didn’t have that many good role models and went through a few “dark eras”, most likely listening to Linkin Park and buying all our clothing at Hot Topic whilst striking out at those near us. We’re better. We swear.

        Now we’re just approaching our mid-life crisis. Hel-lo new car that will make us feel younger! What’s that? We can’t afford you? That’s not what our new friend China has to say!

        Heh, this will NEVER come back to haunt us.

      • SotiCoto
        SotiCoto
        March 30, 2016, 5:20 am | # | Reply

        But genocide isn’t inherently evil. Technically there isn’t anything that is.

    • Wyrd
      Wyrd
      March 28, 2011, 1:26 pm | # | Reply

      I can’t access the forum. I sent an email to the writers about it, but never got a response.

    • Randonimity
      Randonimity
      March 28, 2011, 1:58 pm | # | Reply

      I’m stubborn. And signed up for a Gravatar account just. For. GA’s. Comments. And the pun-wars just won’t be the same.

    • Valdrax
      Valdrax
      March 29, 2011, 10:19 pm | # | Reply

      There’s a forum? No, seriously. I was not aware.

      Had I been aware, then the reason I would not be visiting the forum is because I only visit a webcomic’s forums for the discussion threads for individual comics. …Which are right here anyway, in a *much* more convenient format.

      Plus, I don’t have to sign up and do the registration email dance to post, so I can do so on more of an impulse than in a forum. I also don’t have to remember a password. All in all, it’s easier and more fun to do it this way.

      What would I want a forum for?

  10. Tecani
    Tecani
    March 28, 2011, 12:55 am | # | Reply

    Their first words:

    “Brrrrrrrrraaaaaaiiiiinnnnnnsssss….”

    • Nathanyel
      Nathanyel
      March 28, 2011, 3:47 am | # | Reply

      “Duuuude…. big-ass hangover”

      • ahdok
        ahdok
        March 28, 2011, 4:41 am | # | Reply

        There are two types of undead… you’ve got your corporeal undead… zombies ghouls and the like. They tend to be mindless slavering monsters. Then you’ve got your incorporeal sentient undead… smart, but without a proper body. Ghosts specters and so on.

        What YOU have managed to do, with your pathetic attempts at healing… what you have done is… and this has eluded the greatest necromancers for thousands of years… is somehow create a corporeal, sentient, undead.

        Thanks for that by the way. The endless hunger will keep me company.

        • Phil
          Flo
          March 28, 2011, 8:54 am | # | Reply

          JourneyQuest?

          • ahdok
            ahdok
            March 28, 2011, 11:52 am | # | Reply

            As remembered through the dazed stupor of me at 8am, yes. :)

            Love that serial.

  11. Locke
    Locke
    March 28, 2011, 1:12 am | # | Reply

    And thus started the zombie apocalypse.

    • Novijen
      Novijen
      March 28, 2011, 10:19 pm | # | Reply

      And this is bad why?

  12. Angry-buddha
    Angry-buddha
    March 28, 2011, 1:20 am | # | Reply

    And thus begins the adventures of zombie Frigg.

    • ahdok
      ahdok
      March 28, 2011, 4:46 am | # | Reply

      All we want to do is eat your brains.
      It’s not unreasonable, I mean, no-one’s going to eat your eyes.
      All we want to do is eat your brains.
      We’re at an impasse here, maybe we should compromise.

      • Nivella
        Nivella
        March 28, 2011, 5:32 am | # | Reply

        Plus many for a Jonathon Coulton song.

      • Thom
        Thom
        March 28, 2011, 11:08 am | # | Reply

        She’ll have a lot on her plate.

        A lot of brains.

    • Jean-Luc
      Jean-Luc
      March 28, 2011, 5:00 am | # | Reply

      As a zombie Frigg would finally get the one thing she’s always wanted, resistance to bludgeoning damage.

  13. SteelRaven
    SteelRaven
    March 28, 2011, 1:23 am | # | Reply

    Frig awakens and she is not plzd.

    • Tolrick
      Tolrick
      March 28, 2011, 2:20 am | # | Reply

      With that much sand in her armor, I’d say that’s an understatement.

      But at least she has Best there to help take care of the problem.

      • centuriancode
        centuriancode
        March 28, 2011, 6:15 am | # | Reply

        It’s a good thing she has the best solution available to her.

      • barsukthom
        barsukthom
        March 28, 2011, 12:55 pm | # | Reply

        She’s not wearin’ any armor.

    • SotiCoto
      SotiCoto
      June 26, 2013, 5:04 am | # | Reply

      She is a revenant now. They all are.
      Undead templates all round.

  14. LurkingTroll
    LurkingTroll
    March 28, 2011, 1:34 am | # | Reply

    No Bandit?
    I’ll check back in a couple weeks.
    Payet’s just not interesting to me.
    If she’s permanently gone… I’ll follow suit.

    • Michael Haneline
      Michael Haneline
      March 28, 2011, 6:57 pm | # | Reply

      What is with all the people who think Bandit is gone just because she’s not on this one page? Did you not see this page a few days back? http://guildedage.net/webcomic/chapter-9/g-day-2011/
      She’ll be around (though note that she is AGAIN portrayed as separate from the Five)

  15. Timelost
    Timelost
    March 28, 2011, 1:49 am | # | Reply

    /keithdavid

    In the present day, superstion and the sword rule.

    It’s a time of darkness, it’s a world of fear, it’s an age of GUILDED-NESS!

    Warriors by day, still also warriors by night, we were betrayed on a mission of peace, killed and entombed for longer than I care to contemplate.

    Now, here in Akarra, the rez is cast, and we LIVE AGAIN!

    We are defenders of the realm, we are GUILDIES!

    /endkeithdavid

    • Timelost
      Timelost
      March 28, 2011, 1:55 am | # | Reply

      Man I wish I could correct typos, oh well.

      *Superstition

    • Caitlin
      Caitlin
      March 28, 2011, 10:22 am | # | Reply

      I’m giving you the biggest hug known to man for using a GARGOYLES reference. Best. Cartoon. Ever.

      • Abcus
        Abcus
        March 28, 2011, 9:56 pm | # | Reply

        Holy crap I missed the reference. (But then I only ever got to see five episodes of the show)

        Agreed. A better cartoon was never made.

        • Caitlin
          Caitlin
          March 29, 2011, 7:42 am | # | Reply

          Now I want Best to shout “What sorcery is this?!”

  16. ahdok
    ahdok
    March 28, 2011, 3:42 am | # | Reply

    Hey look! it’s Wordsworth, Needle and Fragg.

    • Danny
      Danny
      March 28, 2011, 6:30 am | # | Reply

      They are so going to party down with Tombdust.

      • VexingVision
        VexingVision
        March 28, 2011, 8:18 pm | # | Reply

        But can they dance?

        • Novijen
          Novijen
          March 28, 2011, 10:21 pm | # | Reply

          Only if a pale ghoul moonwalks into the scene.

          • Geigan
            Geigan
            March 29, 2011, 2:13 am | # | Reply

            Well Best is right there…

            • Locke
              Locke
              March 29, 2011, 12:37 pm | # | Reply

              Until they kill him and resurrect him as Worst, the dancing Shit Elf bard.

  17. Nobbynob
    Nobbynob
    March 28, 2011, 4:27 am | # | Reply

    Back in business, baby!

    Sweet potatoes, I hope Bandit’s coming back too.

  18. Jean-Luc
    Jean-Luc
    March 28, 2011, 4:43 am | # | Reply

    Best knows about manual labor bitches so ya bettah’ recognize.

    • ahdok
      ahdok
      March 28, 2011, 4:48 am | # | Reply

      He’s used to carrying around unconscious bodies as well. If you’ve exhaused one partner in an orgy, you’ll need to place them out of the way before moving on to the next… and that was a lot of partners.

      • Jean-Luc
        Jean-Luc
        March 28, 2011, 5:20 am | # | Reply

        I guess Payet does have a lot of experience with “moving bodies” and while he cannot actually resurrect them he’s certainly liven up a few people.

        • centuriancode
          centuriancode
          March 28, 2011, 6:17 am | # | Reply

          He sure knows how to put some life into those female partners of his.

          • Jedi
            Jedi
            March 28, 2011, 9:05 am | # | Reply

            Even the men

        • JarrysKid
          JarrysKid
          March 28, 2011, 12:34 pm | # | Reply

          I’m sure he’s raised a few stiffs in his time.

          • Brent Felzien
            Brent Felzien
            March 28, 2011, 2:11 pm | # | Reply

            They usually just lie back and take it.

    • Locke
      Locke
      March 28, 2011, 9:26 am | # | Reply

      He had a past job shoveling shit? Huh. Had no idea that Best used to be a politician.

      • Caitlin
        Caitlin
        March 28, 2011, 10:22 am | # | Reply

        Ba-dum bum tish.

      • ahdok
        ahdok
        March 28, 2011, 11:54 am | # | Reply

        He quite because his singing voice was getting a bit Horse.

        • VinceNalari
          VinceNalari
          March 28, 2011, 12:26 pm | # | Reply

          Bad Horse even.

          • barsukthom
            barsukthom
            March 28, 2011, 12:57 pm | # | Reply

            Everybody is HIS mare.

  19. Lhurgoyf
    Lhurgoyf
    March 28, 2011, 6:35 am | # | Reply

    I’m kinda wondering if, from the meta-game perspective, Best and bandit are the same “player”. I mean, the Best player did mention something about having multiple on-line personas, with Payet Best being one. What if Bandit is another? And it might have been that statement from the player that Dedalus was “Hmmm”ing at.

    • Lhurgoyf
      Lhurgoyf
      March 28, 2011, 6:36 am | # | Reply

      I’m sorry, I meant to say with [Blank] [Blank] being one.

    • Jean-Luc
      Jean-Luc
      March 28, 2011, 7:05 am | # | Reply

      Interesting. I suppose the two are never “on screen” at the same time, are they?

      • karishi
        karishi
        March 28, 2011, 8:38 am | # | Reply

        Alas, they are. Granted, one is picking pockets while the other talks, but that’s a gamer’s “drinking water while performing ventriloquism” trick, right?
        One point I’d set forth is that given our technical situation the player could be playing both simultaneously; his mind may be literally fractured into component parts. That’d explain why Bandit randomly decided to whisper something into the crowd that would amuse Best.

        • Jean-Luc
          Jean-Luc
          March 28, 2011, 9:31 am | # | Reply

          Ah yes, now I remember. Even interestinger.

        • Rognik
          Rognik
          March 28, 2011, 12:48 pm | # | Reply

          We’ll have to check the terms and services to see if multiplaying is illegal or not.

  20. Severo Queiroz Jr.
    Severo Queiroz Jr.
    March 28, 2011, 8:32 am | # | Reply

    They’re alive!

    • Locke
      Locke
      March 28, 2011, 9:26 am | # | Reply

      ALIIIIIIIIIIIIVE!!! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

      • Novijen
        Novijen
        March 28, 2011, 10:18 pm | # | Reply

        But Mathter, I didn’t get the brainth in time! Thomething might cauthe them to go inthane!

      • Timelost
        Timelost
        March 29, 2011, 12:42 am | # | Reply

        By Glod, now I know what it is like to BE Glod!

  21. Hawk
    Hawk
    March 28, 2011, 9:57 am | # | Reply

    Yay, they’re back!

    We can’t see the entire rune, maybe Bandit is offscreen. But, more likely, she “mysteriously vanished” and will “mysteriously reappear.”

    Or she’s just dead, period.

    • Caitlin
      Caitlin
      March 28, 2011, 1:01 pm | # | Reply

      Her corpse probably falls into the category of “some assembly required,” at least.

      • ahdok
        ahdok
        March 28, 2011, 1:34 pm | # | Reply

        All the king’s horses and all the king’s men couldn’t put Stumpy together again.

  22. Caitlin
    Caitlin
    March 28, 2011, 1:04 pm | # | Reply

    I would have expected more holes in the corpses, considering.

    • Thom
      Thom
      March 28, 2011, 1:28 pm | # | Reply

      The holes are full of dirt.

      Isn’t that what holes are always full of?

      • Timelost
        Timelost
        March 28, 2011, 1:54 pm | # | Reply

        Generally holes are full of…err, hole-ness.

        In fact I think that’s one of the essential features of being a hole, not being, that is.

  23. Thom
    Thom
    March 28, 2011, 1:29 pm | # | Reply

    Frigg, you’ve got a little sleep in your eye, I mean, dirt… from your grave.
    Just let me get that out for y…… OH GOD NO MY ARM AGGHHOOWW

    • ahdok
      ahdok
      March 28, 2011, 1:35 pm | # | Reply

      it’s grave-dust.

  24. Redo19
    Redo19
    March 28, 2011, 1:53 pm | # | Reply

    Gravedust should give purple-tie a lesson in chanting. He’s pro at it.

  25. MoodyDK
    MoodyDK
    March 28, 2011, 1:55 pm | # | Reply

    Soldiers, arise! Stand and fight! Bring victory at last to this fallen knight!

  26. The Unreal
    The Unreal
    March 28, 2011, 2:56 pm | # | Reply

    So … Gravedust is a Buddhist? Ish?

  27. Ishmael
    Ishmael
    March 28, 2011, 3:05 pm | # | Reply

    Five bucks says that their souls get stuck in the wrong bodies.

    • Nekropancser
      Nekropancser
      March 28, 2011, 4:07 pm | # | Reply

      And a few anchors say, that they could not, unless those are broken. And Gravedust is summoning them by using anchors, or silver strings or whatever.
      Though it would be awesome to watch Frigg grabbing his pelvis and scratching his back at the same time in Byron’s body.
      “Man you are soft. Ya know that?”

    • Jean-Luc
      Jean-Luc
      March 28, 2011, 4:22 pm | # | Reply

      You mean like a transporter accident?

  28. KZero
    KZero
    March 28, 2011, 4:35 pm | # | Reply

    Woo, finally cauaght up.

    ARISE CHICKEN, ARISE.

    • Alechsa
      Alechsa
      March 29, 2011, 8:52 pm | # | Reply

      ATHF reference FTW, KZero. *gives cookies*

      Now then…..

      First words out of Frigg’s mouth shall be: “WTF, MAN!!!!!! YOU -KILLED- ME?!!?”

      And consequently there shall be fisticuffs with Sir Beserker until Gravedust and/or Syr’nj break ’em up.

  29. gangler
    gangler
    March 28, 2011, 7:36 pm | # | Reply

    Oh My God, why is the art so good?

    • Novijen
      Novijen
      March 28, 2011, 10:26 pm | # | Reply

      Warning: Reading this comic may cause the following: Blindness, Madness, Reality crumbling around you, Fantasy popping up in your Sci-fi, Sci-fi popping up in your Fantasy, Double Rainbow Guy making out with the Doublemint Twins on your bed, Double Rainbow Guy making out with the Doublemint Twins in your bed, Double Rainbow Guy making out with the Doublemint Twins under your bed, Waking up next to The King, Waking up next to that chick that was hot when you went to sleep, Waking up to that guy that was a chick last night, and Nausea.

      • Miklanin
        Miklanin
        March 28, 2011, 11:01 pm | # | Reply

        I make it a point only to read enough to cause symptoms 2, 3, 5 and 10…if I feel 12 coming on, I go find my towel.

        and a packet of nuts.

        coming off that infinite improbability can be a bitch.

      • Geigan
        Geigan
        March 29, 2011, 2:11 am | # | Reply

        Don’t forget punny nose and hoarseness due to severe groaning. Though those only pop up if one reads the comments.

  30. dr pepper
    dr pepper
    March 29, 2011, 2:27 am | # | Reply

    Contact your physician if elation lasts more than 4 hours.

    • Locke
      Locke
      March 29, 2011, 3:11 am | # | Reply

      More like, “Contact your physician if resurrection fails to last more than four hours. Make sure to contact your doctor or physician before taking Reviagra (TM).”

      • Caitlin
        Caitlin
        March 29, 2011, 7:46 am | # | Reply

        Communities may experience over-repopulation when taking Reviagra (TM). If your community begins suffering over-repopulation, cease taking Reviagra (TM) and speak to your Doctor immediately. Over-repopulation may lead to zombpocalypse, a serious condition which may result in undeath.

  31. Kom
    Kom
    March 29, 2011, 9:19 am | # | Reply

    I guess Bandit was the one who recieved the worst wound in that she was nearly hacked into three bits but I’m still going to fucking weep if she’s gone for good. Best is fine too but he’s no replacement.

    • Locke
      Locke
      March 29, 2011, 12:39 pm | # | Reply

      They could always hack off his legs beneath the knee and then put his hair into pigtails. That’d almost make him a replacement Bandit.

  32. Levinia
    Levinia
    March 29, 2011, 6:40 pm | # | Reply

    Maybe if you squint and tilt your head.

  33. Mujaki
    Mujaki
    March 29, 2011, 8:05 pm | # | Reply

    Wise Fwom Youah Gwave!

  34. dragon8writers
    dragon8writers
    August 16, 2015, 8:54 am | # | Reply

    …..He really just means the better part of *one* day, though, doesn’t he?

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