New Comics Every Weekday - Written by T Campbell & Phil Kahn - Illustrated by John & Jason Waltrip
followed by 80′s sitcom applause track/woooo
Yeah. She’s totally going to catch rabies.
Bow chicka wow wow
The correct term sir is, “brown-chicka-brown-cow”
I don’t understand why people have a fixation with “brown-chicka-brown-cow”. It’s like you enjoy associating attractiveness with a cow. I think “Bow chicka wow wow” is a much better onomatopoeia.
I think that version is actually meant to associate it with country music. Sadly my place of work pipes coutnry music almost all the time and that phrase comes up in a song about bumping uglys in a barn.
This made me laugh. +1 Internets to you, good sir
Um, Syr’nj, your concoction appears to still be volatile…
No, it’s just that hot in there.
No, that’s just sparks flying.
There’s chemistry going on.
They just know how to react on a basic level so well.
She blinded him with SCIENCE!
Syr’nj Sakamoto does have a nice ring to it.
His fury’s like an ocean
The brother axes sing so clear
She made a clouded potion
So he won’t slay his teammates dear
She drowned his rage in science
“She drowned his rage – with SCIENCE!”
Clearly, this shows it is just a placebo, it isn’t a suppressant, it is a luuurv detector.
first she kissed him, then elixer!
Hmmm… Not sure if I like or not. Seems a little…can’t find the word for it. Hmmm…
this reminds me, i was keeping a bottle of wine for this.
Something oaky, I hope.
well, it’s not a world-wide-known trade, it was one of the best my region had to offer.
Wanna meet that wine!
Some Madeira, my dear…
It’s really an excellent year!
Surely that lovely green one from the elven woods. You know, the sparkling one?
Mmmm. We’re gettin’ some hot glove action.
http://oglaf.com/pinkhaze/ … (nsfw)
I’m not sure If I should be glad or sad that I wasn’t the only one to think of that.
Excellent link, sir.
I thought of Guilded Age as soon as I first READ that one XD
Sidebar: They are gonna be SOOOOOO pissed when they get unplugged…
“The fuck?!?! You don’t look a THING like your avatar!!”
You have no idea how many strips that someone’s linked to that in the comments. No idea.
First thought: Oglaf
Second thought: Buffy’s Angel
-nods- Making a man go berserk with your loving might actually be an ego boost.
Making him go unrelentlingly evil, eheheh not so much.
Very nice reference.
You and me both
Better. (because I’m a hopeless romantic.)
You Guys Make me feel like a horrible person. The Song running through my Head has been:
We should just keep posting “let’s get it on” music until the next page. XD
I sung a little song just for these occasions…
Well, since we’re posting videos, I think this would be apt.
Aw. How pleasant to see love take root and blossom in a relationship!
Be careful, Byron! If she turns her head too fast, one of those cheekbones will cleave your nose right off!
ABOUT FREAKING TIME.
After a really long day with a rolled ankle, less-than-happy directors, hard-to-reach contacts, a tired boyfriend, and nearly smacking down a pot-addled acquaintance…
THIS. FINALLY, THIS.
This has made my day. Thank you so much for posting this today. 8D
Worth the wait and so sweetly drawn! I suppose the wait makes the payoff even better, but damn, was the wait annoying! :D
EEEeeeeeeee!!!! -huge smile-
…I’m still worried it’s gonna involve bees.
“I would hold you forever, but it must end, for tomorrow the bees come-
AAAAAAAAUUUUGH NOT THE BEES
damnit, goonswarm is here too? first delve, now my favorite webcomic. >=/ [/EVEonline]
And then we find out the Madness is as catching as Harki said, and we have BERSERKER BEES.
BEES, NOT THE BEES, AAAAARGHGHGHDSHGHGHHGHGHDSFKSJSKFJE
She will do Science to him
Your icon brings so much more to that comment.
I guess this means my Byron/Best/Gravy/Daedelus/Mechanical Warrior(tm) pairing will never happen. :(
To the Fan Fiction boards!
So which one of them has wood?
Right, I’ll show myself out
Those forest elves all like stroking wood.
hard wood. the bigger the better. age is also not a problem.
Use protection when sharing sap.
Thats what Byron’s axes are for.
The fireworks in the background are a nice touch. Dawwwwww.
Reminded me of Curse of the Jade Scorpion
Hm… is this a Dawwwww!Lisa or a OMGOMGSQUEEE!Lisa moment?
Well, this puts to bed one concern I had: that Byron’s “You shouldn’t kill members of your own race” opinion was a sign of a deeper belief about relations with other races that would have seen him react badly to romantic advances from Sy.
Glad to have been wrong.
Well it’s about time…
Did you just compare that blonde brat to God? Really?
Well, recall her avatar is a Death Knight. Assumbaly one with the storyline I can barely swallow about how Arthas was able to force Death Knights into creation, so he is technically something of a God to them. Note “A” God. Warcraft is notoriously polytheistisc with Titans, Demons, Naaru, Old Gods, etc all running about willy nilly.
Speaking of which, I should do something about my avatar, adorable as it is.
-tinkers about some- Did it work?
and see, old gods, N’aru.. doesnt matter, a good blaster-cannon volley from an Erebus -still- oneshots them. and even if that -didnt- do it, LOLDOOMSDAY is always an option. :P
Great avatar for that.
Daaawww. Oh yeah! That’s the way to go. Thank you for the heartwarming update.
I can’t wait to see what happens when Frigg finds out. :-D
She would probably boxblock Sry’nj.
I…i don’t know how woudl i react if i see that on the next page.
Aaah, what chemistry!
Thought the test tube sparks/whatnot was a nice, subtle touch.
YEEEAAAAAHHH!!! WAY TO GO, BYRON! GO FOR IT, SYR’NJ!!
D’awww, those two are adorable! The sparks from the test tube was a nice touch, too.
They may have closed the door but little do they know that box-moose and ceiling Bandit are watching them rub wood.
Moose just be chillin’, lettin’ them do their thang.
Now Byron should get one of those blue tattoos on his face. Totally cool.
Oh, he will. Don’t you know about wood elf anatomy?
To all of those with the Gravatar of Gravedust so you only see his eyes. It adds a minor hilarity when I see said Gravatar because I feel like he’s sneaking a peek while giving commentary.
For some reason, what popped into my head aside from the obligatory “Awww” was Sry’nj’s indignant “I’m FEMALE!” from the first or second chapter.
Is that an axe in your belt, or are you…? Oh. It is an axe. (sigh)
And shippers across the world rejoiced, crying “I KNEW IT!!!”
I’m suddenly reminded of the MU*s I’ve played on in the past where sex was coded… and on random rolls your female toons could get pregnant. LOLZ.
First thought: Aww . . .
Second thought: Would they taste odd to each other?
After all, she bleeds sap and has root toes.
Third thought:You know, I bet they wouldn’t care.
Fourth thought. Alt text: Agreement.
I think this will be more beneficial to Byron in the long run than anything else.
Called it, I guess this makes Sry’nj the love docter
…or (need edit button)
[completely at peace with Reality]
Best random avatar match, right there.
Hey, here’s my reaction to this overdue reveal: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u_WPZWfp_iM&feature=related
“Wait…. you killed me. That’s just so damn HAWT.”
Actually, he never did. He was going to admittedly, but never got a chance before arrows took them both out.
Think Puck might have been referring to Syr doing in Byron, but moot point.
D’awwwwww. Finally, something sweet coming from all this bitterness. :3
On second gaze now, it pretty looks like a waltz pose.
“This other potion will increase your stamen-a.”
I wonder if Syrn’j will let him put the ‘haft in the knothole’ on the second date…
I further wonder Syrn’j can get ‘carpels tunnel syndrome’ from repetitive motion…
I further further wonder if wood elves do it like trees: Standing up and in broad daylight where everyone can see.
Elf on man? Disgusting! What’s next! Rock on tree? Fish on lizard? HARKI ON IVER???
Horse on donkey? Oh wait…we already have that….
Oh and good job introducing the Harki/Iver into the addled minds of the internet -nods and winks-
30. Society plagued by freakish crossbreeds.
30. Society plagued by freakish crossbreeds.
No offense meant to Waltrip, this scene is beautiful, but I have a request.
Could Erica re-do the kiss as one of the up coming guest strips? Like Please?
Does this make Byron a tree-hugging hippie?
I think they’re going a bit beyond hugging.
….. Epic wood
I wonder if she’s going to Twig about the size of his trunk
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