Naw. Rachel doesn’t worship a sky genie. She worships Frigg.
Also, actually being able to make her hands glow with divine power probably keeps her from being too easily shaken.
What Frigg does not realize yet is that for every action, the gods provide the perfect equal and opposite reaction(s). And sometimes, the best action is a moment of inaction first.
Also Ronson, God of Apathy. Quite the opposite to Frigg, I guess. It’s not that he dislikes the followers themselves, it’s just that he really doesn’t want them to bother him.
Man, I was hoping whatever this weed is would cheer up Frigg just a little bit? But NO. Oh well. SEE THOSE BOOTS ON HER, RACHEL? THEY ARE MADE OF CLAY.
Depending on the mechanics of Divine Warriors and/or their relation to the Five, Frigg may literally be her own god, which means Rachel could get upgraded from “fangirl” to “worshipper”. That’d be fun.
Frigg, she’s not athiest. She’s realist. Who has time for religion. Screw that. People make her mad. She gots a weapon, She gonna swing it. People who are in its path are gonna die. Cause and effect. You take the time to worry about the divine, you best not be on the battle field. Now make the glowy hammer show so we’s can show off bitches!
…OK, we can work with that.
The sky genie union takes offense to that. They are a hard working people.
Also, isn’t Jove just another name for the sky genie?
I believe it refers to Jupiter, AKA, to the Greeks, Zeus.
Which in turn quite possible evolved from “Dyaus patir,” the Sky Father -> “Zeus pater,” Zeus the Father. So, yes. Magical sky genie.
frigg worships her own ability to kick people’s faces in.
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!
Lutefisk what?
Krong is displeased.
My dad has eaten lutefisk. In our house.
And I went to this comic hoping to relax and forget my worldly troubles. AND NOW I FIND MENTION OF LUTEFISK HERE
*breaks down weeping*
SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!
MILK FOR THE KHORNE FLAKES
Ha! Indeed.
Lawl
Uranium Star for that.
I have faith in my steel.
Strong arms and cold, unyielding steel rule this land, eh?
Well well…wonder how Rachel is going to take that, from her “heroine”?
Heroine withdrawal is a bitch.
E-Merl’s gonna need to do an intervention.
Because a divine intervention is just what we need right now.
I think Merl has a more “secular” intervention in mind but, who knows, it may very well turn out to be divine. ;-)
Oh, crap! Did Frig just loose a fangirl?
Naw. Rachel doesn’t worship a sky genie. She worships Frigg.
Also, actually being able to make her hands glow with divine power probably keeps her from being too easily shaken.
Worship the magick sky genie Frigg! WORSHIP IT!!!!
RELIGION DEBATE
RUN AND HIDE
THE INTERNET SMELLS BLOOD
*Sniff sniff*
Smells like tears.
Also lutefisk.
Damn I wish I had some ganga right now, but now I’m old and I don’t know anyone who has some anymore. It was so much easier when I was a teenager.
I feel ya, pal. Same here.
I wonder how Rachel will deal with the disillusionment that will follow this conversation.
By re-illusioning Frigg.
Sometimes the most faithful need (re)converted…
I totally second what Frigg says in the last panel, even if I always thought more about inconsistent old bearded guys instead of magick sky genie…
Cool! I like my avatar!
What Frigg does not realize yet is that for every action, the gods provide the perfect equal and opposite reaction(s). And sometimes, the best action is a moment of inaction first.
I’m pretty sure that whatever divinity exists that empowers Frigg chose her *exactly* for that attitude. ;-)
Agreed.
“Finally, a champion who won’t sit on their ass and expect me to do everything for them!”
Helping those which help themselves. Think I’ve heard that one someplace…
Gah! it’s another god who hates followers! Not ANOTHER one! (referencing Kulthea).
Also Ronson, God of Apathy. Quite the opposite to Frigg, I guess. It’s not that he dislikes the followers themselves, it’s just that he really doesn’t want them to bother him.
That’s who I thought it would be up till the last sentence.
Screw sea-genies! you should worship the godtopus
The sea-genies are all wishy-washy!
What about the magic Porcelain Genie? I used to worship her a lot …. a lot …
Did Frigg break the 4th Wall by mentioning her (likely epic) magical gear? :D
Oh Skycake, why are you so delicious?
Man, I was hoping whatever this weed is would cheer up Frigg just a little bit? But NO. Oh well. SEE THOSE BOOTS ON HER, RACHEL? THEY ARE MADE OF CLAY.
Behold the visage of the omnipotent Flying Spaghetti Monster. Bask in His Noodliness and stare agape. His power is the Awesome Sauce in everything.
Depending on the mechanics of Divine Warriors and/or their relation to the Five, Frigg may literally be her own god, which means Rachel could get upgraded from “fangirl” to “worshipper”. That’d be fun.
FRIGG IS HER OWN GOD
Frigg believes so hard in herself that she accidentally an ascension to godhood.
The whole ascension?
Damn.
Frigg, she’s not athiest. She’s realist. Who has time for religion. Screw that. People make her mad. She gots a weapon, She gonna swing it. People who are in its path are gonna die. Cause and effect. You take the time to worry about the divine, you best not be on the battle field. Now make the glowy hammer show so we’s can show off bitches!
Yes.. this is how she thinks.
Meanwhile, the magick earth genie is said, for it gets no love from anyone.
It’s also sad, which is more relevant to its mental state.
And to my own. I hate typos.