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FIRST I WIN MUAHAHAAHAH
You stole my former avatar AND my spot.
it has come to this
I blame xkcd for making me think of that one strip every time I see or hear someone say that
So…it has come to this.
That the one you are referring to?
…Do you really?
Love the angry Rachel avatar versus the enthusiastic gnoll wrestler avatar saying he won… XD
YAY! Sepia world! Everyone LOVES sepia world!
That word. I do not think it means what you think it means.
That place where all the Sepians come from?
Sure. Never heard of Homo Sepians?
SOMEBODY GOLD STAR THIS MAN
Technically it should be Homo sepians, the second word is never capitalized.
Captain Pedantic. . .away!
I imagine Homo sepians would be more like Illithid.
I’ve been waiting for news from H.R.
Think we’ll find out where the NotFive come from?
Two words. Player characters. (the regular login logout ones not the 5 who are stuck)
Frigg’s Power comes from the belief that she is totally pissed off. And the belief that she is going to kick some ass.
That an MRI on the screen to the left?
Looks more like a CAT scan layer imo
Yup, that’s a cat scan layer alright. I get a lot of those done, it’s not very like anything else you can find.
dun DUN DUN
In hindsight, perhaps playing God is a thing best left to the professionals.
Philosophical Hotline: HOW may I assist you? Can you be assisted? Is it morally right to assist you when you might be capable of assisting yourself?
Daedalus: I created a universe.
PH: A universe?
D: Yes.
PH: Is that the problem?
D: No…not exactly.
PH: Then what is the problem sir?
D: The tiny little people living in the universe I created are debating my existence…it’s making me uncomfortable.
PH: …I may need to transfer your call.
D: I’m a little worried they’ll think less of me if they find out I was only watching a very select few while eating chinese take out.
if you look to the right you’ll notice he’s monitoring the war as well.
*clicks over*
Thank you for your patience. This is the Existential Adjustment Division. Okay sir, I understand that your existance has been questioned. Is that correct? What is your belief system?
@ H.R.
- U mad?
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He’s been TRYING to kill you all!!! Of course he’s mad :P
Oh, I’ve tried Frigg, believe me I have tried… but. you. won’t. stay. dead!
that was emerl talking, not frigg. Frigg’s screwing with him and embarrassing him.
HR’s finger hovers over the ‘Smite’ button…
I so want a “Smite” button!
ctrl+alt+del works in a pinch
you you ever get the feeling that you’re being watched!?
God really needs to clean up his home office.
“Straight as a wand.” Good one. Though the piece of wood next to him and Bandit looks pretty squiggly…
Maybe I’ll use that phrase the next time somebody asks me about my sexuality, and just let them wonder. ^_^
I prefer “95% confidence levels as determined by rigorous scientific methods.” “Last time I checked” works too.
That “squiggly piece of wood” is E-merl’s hair ribbon. Bandit removed it to braid his hair.
aha! The coloring/shading fooled me, too. In fact I hadn’t quite noticed that Bandit was braiding his hair, I thought she was just messing with it.
Nice detail, John!
Ahh, I see. I noticed the braiding but not where the band had gotten to. Thanks for clarifying!
Straight as a wand as Bandit braids his hair.
If letting pretty women fondle my hair is wrong I don’t want to be right.
She’s obviously giving him a hair job.
“Say ‘please.’ ”
Also, E-Merl is totally just sayin’ that because he knows his bro Scipio is too shy to speak up for himself.
When Scip’s and Gravedust’s secret love affair is revealed, the world will be rocked, I tell you.
It’s so secret they’ll be surprised too!
root@absolutepowerrocks:~# pkill –signal SMITE -g npc E-Merl
You do not have sufficient permissions to perfom that action.
root@absolutepowerrocks:~# cp gayporn.zip /sim/agents/npc/elf/mage/E-Merl/memories/
root@absolutepowerrocks:~# feh /sim/agents/npc/elf/mage/E-Merl/memories/peeping/racheal/bathing-in-waterfall.jpg
root@absolutepowerrocks:~# find /sim -iname “*.base” -exec chown frigg ‘{}’ \;
I apologize for the obscurity of my humor – the linux command line is almost a language of it’s own :)
there were enough keywords in there that i think we understood :)
I had to do ‘yum search feh’ to figure that one out.
the first panel made me think of “Believe in the me that believes in you!”
I continue to believe that that was poorly translated from japanese. The meaning is sort of there, but I’m guessing it could be done a lot better.
I agree, but the memeishness of it lives on.
Be careful what you ask for E-Merl, be very careful….
So in that last panel, the screen next to the Inn – is that the foreboding doom that will soon be unleashed on the land?
Just the World’s Rebellion creeping forward like a carpet of all-devouring locusts.
It’s called transitioning, cutting between scenes is less of a jolt if you pan away before changing the scene.
Also, in this case, it serves the nice double purpose of informing us that Byron and Syrnj are back, without needing to break the dialogue.
….and now I am anticipating Syr’s comment when she sees them all toking.
“MY HERBS!!!!”
Panel 5: Zoom out to a post-human watching Dedalus on his monitor.
I love that E-Merl doesn’t even seem to notice Bandit braiding his hari.
I think E-Merl is comfortable enough in his sexuality, overall, to allow a cute little gnome, also known as mini-boss, to braid his hair. Now if Scipio was doing it, he might be slightly more adverse, if only for the reason that Scipio would have to be insanely toked up to braid hair and if he’s that far gone, he might try biting off your ear or something else horrifying. Though I personally think Scipio is man enough to braid another man’s hair, I think he wouldn’t bother because he’d never need to do it to prove that to himself. Or something. XD
Is Bandit braiding Emerl’s hair cos she’s a bit in like with him? It just seems like a “safe-flirt”-y thing to do….