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Annotations Every Day - Written by T Campbell & Flo Kahn - Illustrated by John & Jason Waltrip

Why no, we don't. Why don't you rant about it for another few hours. I'm sure we'll get it by then.

Chapter 17 – Page 18

on July 9, 2012
Chapter: Chapter 17
└ Tags: Faereksch'Nj, Naror'Nj, Syr'Nj
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  1. kagato23
    kagato23
    July 9, 2012, 12:04 am | # | Reply

    He’s not a lumberjack, but he did strip her bark.

    • Soirbleu
      Soirbleu
      July 9, 2012, 12:14 am | # | Reply

      And I’m sure she cut his wood.

      • Fren
        Fren
        July 9, 2012, 8:29 am | # | Reply

        I’m certain that he had a time with her burl.

        • Carl-E
          Carl-E
          July 9, 2012, 10:54 pm | # | Reply

          Oh, you’re all so knotty!

          • zomg
            zomg
            July 10, 2012, 1:33 pm | # | Reply

            So long as he doesn’t rub against her grain. Splinters, you know …

            • centuriancode
              centuriancode
              July 10, 2012, 11:14 pm | # | Reply

              I’m sure he’ll be glans for that advice.

  2. Wrenalu
    Wrenalu
    July 9, 2012, 12:31 am | # | Reply

    Given the alt text in the last page, I find your gravatar hilariously fitting, kagato23.

    • kagato23
      kagato23
      July 11, 2012, 12:54 am | # | Reply

      I knew I had to post as soon as I saw that.

  3. Kensou
    Kensou
    July 9, 2012, 12:41 am | # | Reply

    “Believe sincerely?” Syr’ng avoids the split infinitives? I think the grammar cop inside me is in love… ♥

    • Timlagor
      Timlagor
      July 9, 2012, 2:48 pm | # | Reply

      Your grammar cop needs a new lawbook.

    • randomdude
      randomdude
      July 10, 2012, 2:11 am | # | Reply

      Hang on. To split an infinitive, there needs to be an infinitive, correct? And there is no infinitive there, correct? The infinitive form (in English) being the one that contains the word “to”? As in “to believe”?

      • centuriancode
        centuriancode
        July 10, 2012, 11:19 pm | # | Reply

        Indeed. Syr’Nj was using a perfectly correct conjugation, not an infinitive. One cannot split a conjugation because it is a single word. Grammatically, it’s more that she may have misplaced the adverb “sincerely”. Strictly speaking, it should precede the verb, eg: “You sincerely believe”, rather than “you believe sincerely”. In English, this is somewhat ambiguous as the rules vary between French and German (the primary donor languages for our grammar and syntax), but if pressed I would say the order should be particle adjective subject adverb verb preposition object (eg: the brown horse quickly jumped over Jim).

        • Kensou
          Kensou
          July 11, 2012, 12:28 am | # | Reply

          Thanks to the two of you for pointing out and explaining what my mistake was, as opposed to simply pointing that out.

        • Andreas
          Andreas
          July 11, 2012, 5:41 pm | # | Reply

          It’s an optional word order. Not the common one, and therefore it sounds more poetic.
          In that respect it’s similar to actually splitting the infinitives; “to go boldly” is far more bland than the naughty “to boldly go”.
          Markedness theory will set you up.
          In danish there’s a childrens’ song the start of which follows a word order pattern that went out of use a thousand years ago (SOV shifted to SVO), it goes like this “I a farm me build will, there shall be garden to”
          Now, in English, word order has become more fixed than in Danish, so in English it doesn’t sound so much poetic as plain weird.
          This tidbit was a bonus.

          • maggPi
            maggPi
            July 16, 2012, 12:32 am | # | Reply

            Word nerds; I love you!

  4. Gram91
    Gram91
    July 9, 2012, 1:14 am | # | Reply

    Watch, in the court it’s gonna be like “Oh, he’s not a slayer of trees, he’s a slayer of other humans (and such).” And then her dad would probably pause and go, “Welcome to the family.” lol speculation is fun XD

  5. Yarrr
    Yarrr
    July 9, 2012, 3:22 am | # | Reply

    Byron just has to show his skill selection, see, Lumberjack profession wasn’t chosen!

    • Andreas
      Andreas
      July 9, 2012, 4:56 am | # | Reply

      Err… you see, there was this one quest… and it sort of gave an… achievement!
      “Lumberjack”

  6. coldelectrons
    coldelectrons
    July 9, 2012, 4:16 am | # | Reply

    Bonsai trees: the TRUE power of the wood elves. When given the right phrases and martial art moves, they merge and form a giant wood golem, piloted by Elven Rangers.

    • ThePuck1
      ThePuck1
      July 9, 2012, 8:23 pm | # | Reply

      I would have thought it was chocolate cookies with a “special” herb ingredient

  7. Miyaa
    Miyaa
    July 9, 2012, 4:43 am | # | Reply

    Is Syr’nj’s nose growing? And why does she look like Jimmy Durante?

  8. The Shawinigan Mauler
    The Shawinigan Mauler
    July 9, 2012, 2:05 pm | # | Reply

    “Ever since you were little you shook the branches, no matter what was perched on them.”

    She never struck me as one to beat around the bush, pops.

  9. Mordecai
    Mordecai
    July 9, 2012, 3:52 pm | # | Reply

    Fair Exchange? You’re getting desperate, aren’t you.

    • Phil
      Flo
      July 9, 2012, 10:18 pm | # | Reply

      All I’m gonna say is…

      That one was T’s.

  10. Twigs
    Twigs
    July 9, 2012, 4:06 pm | # | Reply

    I like the mum, she seems the most sensible and least crazy of anybody so far.

  11. Korbl
    Korbl
    July 9, 2012, 5:35 pm | # | Reply

    I love how people always think it’s *the other races* who grab for power at every chance, and not just a condition of sentient life.

    • FoolishOwl
      FoolishOwl
      July 10, 2012, 12:33 am | # | Reply

      It’s not the only condition. There are, of course, all sorts of circumstances in which one has a chanced to grab for power, and does not. Mostly, that’s to do with social norms, implicit or explicit social contracts that trade off short term advantages for long term advantages.

      The problem is that, apparently, humans and elves aren’t in enough contact to work out contracts enough to trust each other on this sort of issue. That’s the kind of think we need Syr’Nj and Byron to help sort out.

  12. Talon88.1
    Talon88.1
    July 9, 2012, 7:18 pm | # | Reply

    Are they eating bark? That thing on his fork dosnt look like meat..

    • Carl-E
      Carl-E
      July 9, 2012, 11:00 pm | # | Reply

      Well, the ladies are having salad. I’m guessing he’s eating one of those mushrooms, the large, flat, rounded things that grow on dead trunks.

      Yum.

      • Carl-E
        Carl-E
        July 9, 2012, 11:03 pm | # | Reply

        Try that again. They’re called “tree ear” mushrooms.

  13. Xero
    Xero
    July 10, 2012, 12:04 am | # | Reply

    he’s not a lumberjack and he’s okay

    • Mujaki
      Mujaki
      July 10, 2012, 8:54 pm | # | Reply

      So being locked up and put on trial is “okay”?

      • centuriancode
        centuriancode
        July 10, 2012, 11:22 pm | # | Reply

        He seemed reasonably happy about it.

  14. maggPi
    maggPi
    July 16, 2012, 12:37 am | # | Reply

    One might think that the royal family of the wood elves would have better table manners than to gesture with food-laden forks. …Or to speak with a mouth full of food. (!)

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