Chapter 2, Page 16
New Comics Every Weekday - Written by T Campbell & Phil Kahn - Illustrated by John & Jason Waltrip
Guilded Age
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Yeah yeah, but where’s my jetpack, and why am I living on Earth instead of in a space colony, like I was promised?
See, that there. That’s taking one for the team.
Well… Your updates are on time, it’s an extremly humerous take on generic fantasy, and the humor employes is… Is… Well, I don’t know the official word for the type but it’s that kind of humor that’s… Funny. Yeah.
I note a distinct lack of mechanical whores.
But I glory daily in the magic self-drawing water buckets.
Carapace…. They’re out there… just not to common…. apparently.
http://www.realdoll.com/
You get a star.
I don’t even want to think about the type of person who would own one of those…especially the “she-male” version.
There’s a documentary called “Guys and Dolls” about the phenomenon. They talk to several men who have given up on real women and just have dolls for various reasons. You can find it in five parts on YouTube.
Not sure if want.
Honestlly, I want one. Can you imagine the advantage to an artist’s model that doesn’t need to get up and stretch? That can hold the same pose for weeks at a time? Yay!
I dunno if I would call a Real-Doll a ‘mechanical whore’, it’s flexible, but it doesn’t move. *sleazy mode on* If I’m going to go to a whore, I want one who’s going to give me that ‘come hither look’. Going to be a while before that’ll be possible. Still, I reckon some lab in Japan will have one out before too long. . .
You can have them customized to have that come hither look.
The best part about the flavor text is that as soon as he started ranting, Sundar’s voice changed to the ShamWow guy’s for no explicable reason – THEN I read the flavor text. Get out of my head!
(disregard that you can stay if you want)
It is Guilded Age official policy that we have at least one Shamwow joke per chapter.
Tune in next month when our heroes storm the gates of Shamwowia!
I submit that Bandit Keynes be given a special attack involving a Shamwow. If you’re stuck for ideas, she could backstab someone and then jam the wound with a Shamwow. This could cause all of a person’s blood to be soaked into the space age, made in Germany microfiber.
Either way, I think we finally now can fully comprehend how bags of holding work.
So then, what would happen if you put a Portable Hole inside of a Bag of Holding and then wrapped it with a ShamWow?
Oblivion.
Dang. Now I need to start yelling “Mechanical Whores” whenever I’m in a bar. Curse your intense quotability!
Loving the comic. I have a suggestion on site layout. The navigation panel could be replicated at the top or bottom of the page. Scrolling all the way up or down to get to just the right comic to show to a friend would be nice.
I think you mean “not having to scroll…” Right?
We’re going to upgrade the site layout fairly soon, and I think this is a good suggestion. So keep watching.
I believe those mechanical whores would be like Chester 5000. At least lookwise.
http://jessfink.com/Chester5000XYV/?p=34
Now, THAT is a good robot.