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is it me or does the last panel make Harky look so cute? It’s like a silhouette of tiny arm-raising figure with flame blazing, it’s like him going super saiyan or something
He looks like Patrick from Spongebob.
Obligatory ITS OVER 9000
You know, the one from the scouter.
Geez, man. Commas are important.
Hmm… that sounds like a DBZ reference.
Nah, we’re just really enthusiastic about maths. OMG A FRACTAL, BYE!
Whose Over 9000?
So many just don’t get it D:
The rate at which this is used, I doubt there are many that don’t know about it. It just was never funny or interesting. It’s a stupid line from an inane Anime.
A line which was then mocked and parodied into glory, and has thus become obligatory.
It’s like responding “No way; get lost; fuck off” to the chorus of The Angels’ song ‘Am I Ever Gonna See Your Face Again?’. Even though they have long ago lost their humour, they are now obligatory. Not saying them would be like going to see The Rocky Horror Picture Show without a water pistol and confetti.
Gotta love Barrens Chat.
Harky’s tears can cure cancer, too bad he never cries.
I always get trolling and flaming confused…
The most epic LFG ever.
LFM Elf Higlands. Need a Goblin Warrior and an Avian Priest. PST! (Eye of the Gods reserved.)
…Okay, other than Auraugu, Champion of the Fuzzy Peoples.
We all know that guy’s a given.
Harky, avatar of Tectonicus. Auraugu, Champion of the Fuzzy Peoples. Trollin’ Best, Bring of the Bonk.
Willing to bet a follower of that Wolf God that Frigg’s mace has a hard-on for will soon make an appearance.
That’s what I get for posting before finishing my coffee.
Hi, not to take away from all the puns and jokes up in here, but will Harky’s whole: “Brutally enslaving orcs whenever the opportunity presents itself” be addressed, or is that gonna be covered by a Leonidas bobblehead worthy cry of “FREEDOMMMMM!”
Bobblehead is always the right choice.
For that particular battlecry I think you’d want a William Wallace bobblehead, though. Then again the Spartans are generally painted as heroes at Thermopylae even though the only reason they could train their entire young male population as professional soldiers was that they had an entire class of slaves doing all the rest of the work. So maybe Leonidas would be appropriate anyway.
hmm i cant remember that far back link to the enslavement of orks?
Welp. Expansion time.
Who wants to bet that Payet joins the Savages, the same way that Gravedust joined the Gastonians?
I do expect Payet to join the savage races, yet. I just hope they put his talents to best use.
They will send him to boldly bonk, where no shit elf has bonked before.
i didn’t know there was a “use” for the “talking bullshit” -talent.
There’s plenty of use for the “talk bullshit” talent, just look at politicians and used car salesmen, but Best is capable of so much more.
I believe that he have already joined: First, he is seen alive and well in the tube / container / life support thingy, letting us believe he is still playing. Secondly, we got a full introduction of the Herald of Harky, a kind of bard who plays drum, like Payet played guitar. I don’t believe we got a full introduction for a minor charater.
In my opinion Payet simply race changed, he didn’t even rerolled…
OH interesting. I like this theory. And Penk is introspective like Best, too. Well!
Interesting theory indeed, but I seem to recall one major characteristic of Best that Penk lacks: being a total asshole.
When you die, you tend to change your personalities.
Also, maybe he’s AFK, and this is when the computer will let him control the character. Who knows?
It’s called characterisation
You’ve been Penked… nah, just doesn’t have the same ring to it.
Didn’t we go over this theory three chapters back?
Best is playing in another world, doing what Best does Best : Porking the brains out of all the maidens and besting the shit out of all the doods.
Except the powers that be (The Writers) specifically stated in the comments of that sequence that Penk is not Best’s alt. And should Best come back, we would all know it when it happened.
Best alt-text EVER.
Hahaha, scrolled back up to take a look.
This is the start of the new “Burning Troll Festival” !
Harky is so HAWT when he does that.
Man, that was cold.
This is what happens when you drink well-water near a fracking development.
Harky: “Who will fight with me?”
Some Other Troll: “No, Who’s on first.”
Troll: “No, What’s on second.”
Harky: “I don’t know.”
Troll: “No, he’s on third.”
Harky: “You are starting to anger me!”
Troll: “No You died a while ago.”
Harky: “I know I died, I am back though.”
Troll: “I died too. He bled to death.”
Harky: “I can’t bleed to death, I’m a Troll”
Troll: “I wasn’t a Troll, he was a Landshark.”
Harky: “Wait, who was a Landshark?”
Troll: “No, Who’s on First.”
Epic. It never gets old.
And aww, an avatar change…I was just getting used to my old one.
That’s some pretty heated rhetoric.
It was only then that Gastonia realised their worst nightmare… A troll that was immune to fire.
I heard you can also kill them with acid.
And then I thought, trolls on powerful hallucinogenic drugs.
If they’re already normally having visions of Tectonicus, I don’t even want to know what non-Euclidian horrors a bad acid trip would summon from a troll.
I’ll let you know on this one soon. The current plot arc is Harky’s real Acid Test.
Rather much made me think of ol’ Rasczak. “Everybody fights, nobody quits.”
I also own a flame retard loincloth. Handier than you think it would be.
Dude, your avatar goes with your quote nicely…
I set myself on fire and people come to watch me burn. John Wesley
The most powerful weapon on Earth is the human soul on fire.
I imagine troll souls are running a close second.
Squealing and running for water.
Except for this one. Harky’s apparently made of asbestos. =D
Man, the Burning Man Festival just gets weirder every year…
Are we not creatures?
If we fall, shall at least some of us not rise again?
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