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Annotations Every Day - Written by T Campbell & Flo Kahn - Illustrated by John & Jason Waltrip

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Chapter 20 – Page 24

on February 12, 2013
Chapter: Chapter 20
└ Tags: Harky
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  1. Holyknight
    Holyknight
    February 12, 2013, 12:10 am | # | Reply

    is it me or does the last panel make Harky look so cute? It’s like a silhouette of tiny arm-raising figure with flame blazing, it’s like him going super saiyan or something

    • Andrew
      Andrew
      February 12, 2013, 8:36 am | # | Reply

      He looks like Patrick from Spongebob.

    • ahdok
      ahdok
      February 12, 2013, 11:48 am | # | Reply

      Carcassonne.

  2. Heheh
    Heheh
    February 12, 2013, 12:11 am | # | Reply

    Obligatory ITS OVER 9000

    • Zander6669
      Zander6669
      February 12, 2013, 12:14 am | # | Reply

      What 9000?!

      • Valdrax
        Valdrax
        February 12, 2013, 12:40 am | # | Reply

        You know, the one from the scouter.
        Geez, man. Commas are important.

        • SotiCoto
          SotiCoto
          June 28, 2013, 5:59 am | # | Reply

          Given the say Nappa says it and the hamminess of the scene in general, typing it without a comma is forgivable… at least in the context of much of the other crap that gets posted around these parts.

          • SotiCoto
            SotiCoto
            February 17, 2014, 11:47 am | # | Reply

            My writing “say” instead of “way”, however, cannot be forgiven so easily.

            *100 lashes for word error*

    • Obakeinu
      Obakeinu
      February 12, 2013, 2:03 am | # | Reply

      Hmm… that sounds like a DBZ reference.

      • ahdok
        ahdok
        February 12, 2013, 6:37 am | # | Reply

        Nah, we’re just really enthusiastic about maths. OMG A FRACTAL, BYE!

    • Nathanyel
      Nathanyel
      February 12, 2013, 1:50 pm | # | Reply

      Whose Over 9000?

    • Ariedren
      Ariedren
      February 12, 2013, 11:58 pm | # | Reply

      So many just don’t get it D:

      • Nathanyel
        Nathanyel
        February 13, 2013, 1:28 pm | # | Reply

        The rate at which this is used, I doubt there are many that don’t know about it. It just was never funny or interesting. It’s a stupid line from an inane Anime.

        • centuriancode
          centuriancode
          February 13, 2013, 8:50 pm | # | Reply

          A line which was then mocked and parodied into glory, and has thus become obligatory.

          It’s like responding “No way; get lost; fuck off” to the chorus of The Angels’ song ‘Am I Ever Gonna See Your Face Again?’. Even though they have long ago lost their humour, they are now obligatory. Not saying them would be like going to see The Rocky Horror Picture Show without a water pistol and confetti.

  3. Joe
    Joe
    February 12, 2013, 12:20 am | # | Reply

    Gotta love Barrens Chat.

    • Logos
      Logos
      February 12, 2013, 3:34 am | # | Reply

      Harky’s tears can cure cancer, too bad he never cries.

    • ahdok
      ahdok
      February 12, 2013, 6:22 am | # | Reply

      I always get trolling and flaming confused…

  4. Jean-Luc
    Jean-Luc
    February 12, 2013, 12:36 am | # | Reply

    The most epic LFG ever.

    • Psychotic_Serpent
      Psychotic_Serpent
      February 12, 2013, 2:25 am | # | Reply

      LFM Elf Higlands. Need a Goblin Warrior and an Avian Priest. PST! (Eye of the Gods reserved.)

  5. Valdrax
    Valdrax
    February 12, 2013, 12:38 am | # | Reply

    …Okay, other than Auraugu, Champion of the Fuzzy Peoples.
    We all know that guy’s a given.

    • Strongholm
      Strongholm
      February 12, 2013, 7:47 am | # | Reply

      Harky, avatar of Tectonicus. Auraugu, Champion of the Fuzzy Peoples. Trollin’ Best, Bring of the Bonk.

      Willing to bet a follower of that Wolf God that Frigg’s mace has a hard-on for will soon make an appearance.

      • Strongholm
        Strongholm
        February 12, 2013, 7:48 am | # | Reply

        *Bringer

        That’s what I get for posting before finishing my coffee.

  6. xain
    xain
    February 12, 2013, 12:39 am | # | Reply

    *slow claps*

  7. Mr. Kobold
    Mr. Kobold
    February 12, 2013, 1:00 am | # | Reply

    Hi, not to take away from all the puns and jokes up in here, but will Harky’s whole: “Brutally enslaving orcs whenever the opportunity presents itself” be addressed, or is that gonna be covered by a Leonidas bobblehead worthy cry of “FREEDOMMMMM!”

    • Chris
      Chris
      February 12, 2013, 10:24 am | # | Reply

      Bobblehead is always the right choice.

      • Flushmaster
        Flushmaster
        February 12, 2013, 6:08 pm | # | Reply

        For that particular battlecry I think you’d want a William Wallace bobblehead, though. Then again the Spartans are generally painted as heroes at Thermopylae even though the only reason they could train their entire young male population as professional soldiers was that they had an entire class of slaves doing all the rest of the work. So maybe Leonidas would be appropriate anyway.

    • zack
      zack
      February 12, 2013, 12:06 pm | # | Reply

      hmm i cant remember that far back link to the enslavement of orks?

  8. Val Hallen
    Val Hallen
    February 12, 2013, 1:15 am | # | Reply

    Welp. Expansion time.

  9. biggmac
    biggmac
    February 12, 2013, 1:31 am | # | Reply

    FLAME ON!

  10. Grug
    Grug
    February 12, 2013, 1:36 am | # | Reply

    Who wants to bet that Payet joins the Savages, the same way that Gravedust joined the Gastonians?

    • Jean-Luc
      Jean-Luc
      February 12, 2013, 5:54 am | # | Reply

      I do expect Payet to join the savage races, yet. I just hope they put his talents to best use.

      • Hellhound
        Hellhound
        February 12, 2013, 6:34 am | # | Reply

        i didn’t know there was a “use” for the “talking bullshit” -talent.

        • Jean-Luc
          Jean-Luc
          February 12, 2013, 7:20 am | # | Reply

          There’s plenty of use for the “talk bullshit” talent, just look at politicians and used car salesmen, but Best is capable of so much more.

      • Andreas
        Andreas
        February 12, 2013, 6:34 am | # | Reply

        They will send him to boldly bonk, where no shit elf has bonked before.

      • Brisefer
        Brisefer
        February 12, 2013, 9:25 am | # | Reply

        I believe that he have already joined: First, he is seen alive and well in the tube / container / life support thingy, letting us believe he is still playing. Secondly, we got a full introduction of the Herald of Harky, a kind of bard who plays drum, like Payet played guitar. I don’t believe we got a full introduction for a minor charater.

        In my opinion Payet simply race changed, he didn’t even rerolled…

        • zomg
          zomg
          February 12, 2013, 10:31 am | # | Reply

          OH interesting. I like this theory. And Penk is introspective like Best, too. Well!

          • plaintextman
            plaintextman
            February 12, 2013, 2:33 pm | # | Reply

            Interesting theory indeed, but I seem to recall one major characteristic of Best that Penk lacks: being a total asshole.

            • Saskyou
              Saskyou
              February 12, 2013, 6:09 pm | # | Reply

              When you die, you tend to change your personalities.
              Also, maybe he’s AFK, and this is when the computer will let him control the character. Who knows?

            • ahdok
              ahdok
              February 12, 2013, 6:25 pm | # | Reply

              It’s called characterisation

        • Andreas
          Andreas
          February 13, 2013, 3:26 am | # | Reply

          You’ve been Penked… nah, just doesn’t have the same ring to it.
          Didn’t we go over this theory three chapters back?
          Best is playing in another world, doing what Best does Best : Porking the brains out of all the maidens and besting the shit out of all the doods.

        • Animaniac
          Animaniac
          February 16, 2013, 5:32 am | # | Reply

          Except the powers that be (The Writers) specifically stated in the comments of that sequence that Penk is not Best’s alt. And should Best come back, we would all know it when it happened.

  11. soloran
    soloran
    February 12, 2013, 1:40 am | # | Reply

    Best alt-text EVER.

    • Strongholm
      Strongholm
      February 12, 2013, 7:44 am | # | Reply

      Hahaha, scrolled back up to take a look.

  12. Mujaki
    Mujaki
    February 12, 2013, 1:41 am | # | Reply

    This is the start of the new “Burning Troll Festival” !

    • Hellhound
      Hellhound
      February 12, 2013, 6:35 am | # | Reply

      win ^

  13. coldelectrons
    coldelectrons
    February 12, 2013, 1:49 am | # | Reply

    Harky is so HAWT when he does that.

    • centuriancode
      centuriancode
      February 13, 2013, 8:52 pm | # | Reply

      Man, that was cold.

  14. coldelectrons
    coldelectrons
    February 12, 2013, 1:51 am | # | Reply

    This is what happens when you drink well-water near a fracking development.

    • ahdok
      ahdok
      February 12, 2013, 6:29 am | # | Reply

      frickin’ fracking.

  15. alicemacher
    alicemacher
    February 12, 2013, 2:07 am | # | Reply

    Harky: “Who will fight with me?”

    Some Other Troll: “No, Who’s on first.”

    Harky: “What?”

    Troll: “No, What’s on second.”

    Harky: “I don’t know.”

    Troll: “No, he’s on third.”

    • Psychotic_Serpent
      Psychotic_Serpent
      February 12, 2013, 2:28 am | # | Reply

      Harky: “You are starting to anger me!”

      Troll: “No You died a while ago.”

      Harky: “I know I died, I am back though.”

      Troll: “I died too. He bled to death.”

      • Anvildude
        Anvildude
        February 13, 2013, 3:44 pm | # | Reply

        Harky: “I can’t bleed to death, I’m a Troll”

        Troll: “I wasn’t a Troll, he was a Landshark.”

        Harky: “Wait, who was a Landshark?”

        Troll: “No, Who’s on First.”

        • Eilonthay
          Eilonthay
          February 14, 2013, 3:48 am | # | Reply

          Epic. It never gets old.

          And aww, an avatar change…I was just getting used to my old one.

  16. Bartimaeus
    Bartimaeus
    February 12, 2013, 4:00 am | # | Reply

    Whooooooooa.

  17. Anonymous
    Anonymous
    February 12, 2013, 5:06 am | # | Reply

    That’s some pretty heated rhetoric.

  18. ahdok
    ahdok
    February 12, 2013, 6:21 am | # | Reply

    It was only then that Gastonia realised their worst nightmare… A troll that was immune to fire.

    • Strongholm
      Strongholm
      February 12, 2013, 8:14 am | # | Reply

      Hahaha

    • Mujaki
      Mujaki
      February 12, 2013, 9:09 am | # | Reply

      I heard you can also kill them with acid.
      And then I thought, trolls on powerful hallucinogenic drugs.
      If they’re already normally having visions of Tectonicus, I don’t even want to know what non-Euclidian horrors a bad acid trip would summon from a troll.

      • ahdok
        ahdok
        February 12, 2013, 11:32 am | # | Reply

        I’ll let you know on this one soon. The current plot arc is Harky’s real Acid Test.

  19. Fren
    Fren
    February 12, 2013, 7:46 am | # | Reply

    Rather much made me think of ol’ Rasczak. “Everybody fights, nobody quits.”

  20. Chris
    Chris
    February 12, 2013, 10:28 am | # | Reply

    I also own a flame retard loincloth. Handier than you think it would be.

    • Zach
      Zach
      February 12, 2013, 11:12 am | # | Reply

      Dude, your avatar goes with your quote nicely…

  21. Zach
    Zach
    February 12, 2013, 11:14 am | # | Reply

    I set myself on fire and people come to watch me burn. John Wesley

  22. King of Zeroes
    King of Zeroes
    February 12, 2013, 11:30 am | # | Reply

    The most powerful weapon on Earth is the human soul on fire.

    I imagine troll souls are running a close second.

    • coldelectrons
      coldelectrons
      February 12, 2013, 9:27 pm | # | Reply

      Squealing and running for water.

      • Eilonthay
        Eilonthay
        February 14, 2013, 3:53 am | # | Reply

        Except for this one. Harky’s apparently made of asbestos. =D

  23. Locke
    Locke
    February 13, 2013, 10:29 am | # | Reply

    Man, the Burning Man Festival just gets weirder every year…

  24. dr pepper
    dr pepper
    February 16, 2013, 9:09 pm | # | Reply

    Are we not creatures?
    If we fall, shall at least some of us not rise again?

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