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Gentlemen, you just tapped the wrong root.
They’ll soon realize that Syr’s bite is worse than her bark.
and wood elven bark is pretty gnarly
I’d imagine she’s working out how best to be a thorn in their sides.
It’s usually more difficult to weed out one’s foes, but these lot aren’t even hiding in the tall grass.
-And that my boy is how everyone came to their senses and the elven/dwarven/savage alliance ganked the human once and for all.
-Daddy, was it a GG no re kind of gank?
-Yes my boy, yes it was.
Um … captain, what about the Gnomes ?
if i remember right, they went kekekek right after wards.
Gnomes? Oh yeah…..Gnomes! Yeah, they were there too.
They definitely were, and definitely not just forced to be slaves of war. *wink*
Fecal matter is about to hit the hub mounted rotary paddles!…. gnomish design of course ;)
I prefer human design. Race preference and al. :-3
good to hear that, goblin models tend to blow up to distribute the fecal matter.
Hmm… fecal matter canons. We’ll make a note of that idea.
Medium-size elves have big ears.
The better to hear you with, asshole…
Rule #1 in Politics: They only pat you on the back to know where to put the dagger.
Very hard, thanks to their big, pointy ears that can hear you from a distance.
And that’s how the humans learned *why* elves have such long ears.
“Hard as redwood.” So, uh… not especially hard?
That was what I thought. Redwood is a harder wood, but I would think Ironwood would have been the better choice.
Or even oak… or teak, or ebony, or rosewood… but I guess ironwood’s the obvious choice. [/woodworkingnerd]
No, no… he meant Brazilian Redwood…
No, “Hard as Redwood.” It’s capitalized as if it’s a proper name. It doesn’t ring any bells, though.
Wasn’t Red Wood the director of Plan 9 from Outer Space?
Took me a second to realize there wasn’t a painting of her ear hanging on the wall.
No, it’s actually a poster from the Gastonian department of propaganda.
“How To Recognize Our Elven Allies.”
Someone failed a spot check…
Failed a spot check of a successful listen check. Poor humans and their baseline lack of a racial modifier.
‘You turn if you want to! The wood elf’s not for turning!’
I just want you to know that I understood that reference. I don’t know how many other people did, but I want to make sure you feel appreciated.
I usually don’t give a shit about political maneuvering in my fantasy worlds, but this has actually been set up very effectively. I’m looking forward to seeing how this unfolds. Top drawer, gentlemen. Top drawer.
Oh. It is on.
Apt avatar, that.
Your avatar, the same.
“Wait, is this one of those fantasy worlds with complete and inexplicable sexual equality?”
“Oh. Well, thank god for that.”
Just realized that the sentence “…men will always be a majority in the house of houses…” has a twofold meaning. :P
“Absolutely NO GIRLS ALLOWED in our clubhouse!
Now, on to important business about who has the most cooties…”
Oh ho! This is going to be fun!
obviously a bachelor who never had a sister
You can’t trust these plantfolk. The corn has ears.
And the potatoes, eyes.
NO ONE PLOTS WITHIN EARSHOT LIKE GASTON!
Thanks. Now the song is in my head!
I AM ZOMG’S COMPLETE LACK OF SURPRISE
(also: Locke wins)
Hmmm, I think they need to re-aquaint themselves with women in general. Women let men think they are manipulating us because, as we all know, a man only thinks an idea is good if he thinks it’s his. Oh, whoops! I may have let out a huge secret… **encryption in process, only the most brilliant may see this**
Humanity first as it should be.
HA HA HA H-*DOOM!*
What a bunch of knotholes.
Yeah, total gearwads.
I wonder how the other houses are responding to all of this. Iwatani is obviously not very pro-peace-and-symbiosis, but aren’t there at least some human houses who aren’t all dickish about it?
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