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Annotations Every Day - Written by T Campbell & Flo Kahn - Illustrated by John & Jason Waltrip

'Kid, c'mon, you're talking to the Baron of Betrayal over here.'

Chapter 22 – Page 15

on April 10, 2013
Chapter: Chapter 22
└ Tags: His Grace Iwatani, Taro Iwatani
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  1. MichaelHaneline
    MichaelHaneline
    April 10, 2013, 12:06 am | # | Reply

    Leave it to Iwatani to calculate the ROI on lives.

    • coldelectrons
      coldelectrons
      April 10, 2013, 4:58 pm | # | Reply

      It’s $3.86 an hour with an additional 0.01% for each additional life. That’s not including what you can eventual ‘identity theft’ information for…

  2. Moe Lane
    Moe Lane
    April 10, 2013, 12:11 am | # | Reply

    Well, at least Taro has a Hey, those are my peasants that this guy wants to messily sacrifice attitude. LE may suck, but I like it better than CE.

    • Loki
      Loki
      April 10, 2013, 3:11 am | # | Reply

      What are LE and CE?

      • Anonymous
        Anonymous
        April 10, 2013, 3:50 am | # | Reply

        Lawful Evil and Chaotic Evil, respectively. Alignments in Dungeons and Dragons. Lawful Evil is manipulative evil, typically re-interpreting law to their own benefit without taking responsibility (and indeed, not caring for) the repercussions.

        Chaotic Evil is wanton destruction, just a left-and-right-kill-everything mentality, much like the cultists in the comic.

        • Guesticus
          Guesticus
          April 10, 2013, 7:44 am | # | Reply

          And Chaotic Neutral is the true Chaos: you never know which why they are going to go (more than half the time, neither do wethey, and it’s great!!!!)

          • Hornet
            Hornet
            April 10, 2013, 12:33 pm | # | Reply

            I always thought it was best to be true neutral, until I found I could be killing my friends in defense of the evil horde we were supposed to be killing. O.o?

            • Bruceski
              Bruceski
              April 10, 2013, 9:53 pm | # | Reply

              TN kinda divides into two mentalities. Active Neutral is that kind of “preserve the balance” thing, while Passive Neutral is following some other guidance and not really caring about good/evil/law/chaos unless they come into conflict with your interests. Traditional druids with their focus on nature are an example of that.

          • Flushmaster
            Flushmaster
            April 10, 2013, 6:49 pm | # | Reply

            Chaotic Neutral is also frequently confused with Chaotic Stupid, as this subthread shows.

            The best examples I can think of from GA for CN would be Frigg and Payet Best.

            Frigg is personally loyal to her companions but only began accompanying them because it was an easy way to get paid to kick ass (win-win for her). Recall that she challenged Byron to a fight more or less just for the lulz when they first met. She openly defies any source of authority at hand whenever she thinks she can get away with it (like “those guys that suck at chess”), but doesn’t go about randomly stealing and murdering and suddenly pause to help old ladies cross the street (that would be Chaotic Stupid).

            Sometimes Best was helpful, sometimes he was more of a hinderance or even an outright obstacle. Even when his actions made others laud him as a hero he wasn’t doing those things for the sake of good but rather his own personal glory. He would often pay lip service to Law and order but was really just playing the system like a guitar.

            Frig often acts CN as well, now that I think about it, especi

    • Andreas
      Andreas
      April 10, 2013, 5:42 am | # | Reply

      Actually, I’d say the death toll of LE is significantly greater than that of CE.
      They’re organized, after all. Effective is nice in a Rod of Spam Cleaning, but bad in genocidal despots.

  3. Timelost
    Timelost
    April 10, 2013, 12:14 am | # | Reply

    You can’t make an omelette without destroying a few towns, right?

    …what, you don’t need to destroy towns to make omelettes?

    Your plebeian omletteering just isn’t ambitious enough.

    Talk to me when you’re ready to cook with vision.

    • SnowWolf
      SnowWolf
      April 10, 2013, 4:50 am | # | Reply

      In the words of the great general Tarquin
      ou can’t make an omelette without ruthlessly crushing dozens of eggs beneath your steel boot and then publicly disemboweling the chickens that laid them as a warning to others.

  4. biggmac
    biggmac
    April 10, 2013, 12:31 am | # | Reply

    Yes! Appearing weak… it’s all my plan to enhance my strength!
    Just like my ‘dumb act’ enhances my intelligence, my effeminate appearance enhances my masculinity, and my bean burrito diet enhances the sexy aroma in my bedroom!

    • zero
      zero
      April 10, 2013, 7:37 am | # | Reply

      a line taken from Emperor Palpatine’s autobiography “If I Manipulated It.”

    • Schneidend
      Schneidend
      April 10, 2013, 12:03 pm | # | Reply

      It isn’t intended to enhance his strength. As he reminds his son, he already is strong, so people assuming he’s weak is an advantage he can exploit. Knowledge is power, and false information is a weakness.

    • Plaintextman
      Plaintextman
      April 10, 2013, 3:50 pm | # | Reply

      “All warfare is based upon deception.” — Sun Tzu

      • Plaintextman
        Plaintextman
        April 10, 2013, 3:53 pm | # | Reply

        Or I guess at least that’s what the translation that I used said. Anyway, point is not that deception itself kills as much as that successful deception can be massively, almost horrifyingly, effective.

        • coldelectrons
          coldelectrons
          April 10, 2013, 5:02 pm | # | Reply

          Sun-Tzu would love modern-day media and internet.

      • Mujaki
        Mujaki
        April 10, 2013, 7:32 pm | # | Reply

        “And knowing is half the battle.” — G. I. Joe

  5. LockeZ
    LockeZ
    April 10, 2013, 12:35 am | # | Reply

    If that’s your plan, it’s probably the adventurers you need to worry about, bro. Hope you have a good plan to deal with them. Adventurers historically have a pretty good track record for finding out about devious plots that happen behind their backs, and almost a 100% success rate at uncovering the ones that were shown to the audience, so you’re pretty much screwed unless you have something really clever up your sleeve.

  6. Jean-Luc
    Jean-Luc
    April 10, 2013, 1:11 am | # | Reply

    My father never took me sacrificin’. :/

  7. Kamino Neko
    Kamino Neko
    April 10, 2013, 1:14 am | # | Reply

    Apparently ‘Iwatani’ is Gastonian for ‘Veins Full of Ice Water’.

    • centuriancode
      centuriancode
      April 10, 2013, 8:30 am | # | Reply

      That’s why they’re blue-bloods!

  8. SteelRaven
    SteelRaven
    April 10, 2013, 1:31 am | # | Reply

    I’m guessing Taro missed the fact the cultist threaten his life indirectly ‘if’ the cult is betrayed .
    Another acceptable short term lost for future gain I suppose.

    • centuriancode
      centuriancode
      April 10, 2013, 8:30 am | # | Reply

      I’d be backing Iwatani in that fight.

    • kagato23
      kagato23
      April 10, 2013, 5:27 pm | # | Reply

      To be fair to the man, I think his plan involves them all quite dead before they can make good on that. I mean he’s obviously playing with fire here, but he’s got no plan that actually accepts burning his son.

      Legacy is important to guys like Iwatani. He’s not selfless, obviously, but he’s grooming his son for a reason, he plans for him to inherit it all and keep the family on top.

  9. Messenger
    Messenger
    April 10, 2013, 2:45 am | # | Reply

    I hate these cultists, I hate Lord Iwatani but I hate that kid even more.

    I hope they all get their comeuppance in the story.

  10. Joe
    Joe
    April 10, 2013, 3:08 am | # | Reply

    I sort of read Taro with the subtext that he was hoping he was going to still get the deaths he was promised rather than hoping it didn’t come to that.

    • George
      George
      April 10, 2013, 3:22 am | # | Reply

      Wouldn’t surprise me.

    • Andreas
      Andreas
      April 10, 2013, 5:43 am | # | Reply

      Me too.
      Wouldn’t surprise me if Taro is the Omen of the multiple…manifold…discrete…no… ah, the countless!

  11. Nonsensicles
    Nonsensicles
    April 10, 2013, 4:18 am | # | Reply

    Can I say I called it? Because I did.

  12. █████
    █████
    April 10, 2013, 6:59 am | # | Reply

    Don Desertion?
    Duke of the Double Cross?
    Blackboard Monitor of Backstabbing?
    Sultan of Selling Out?

    …T-word of Treachery?

    • Amarikah
      Amarikah
      April 10, 2013, 11:22 am | # | Reply

      Tyrant of Treachery? Tlatoani of Treachery?
      Tengku/Tuanku…Teigne…

      Welsh has the most interesting one for prince: Tywysog.

  13. Chris
    Chris
    April 10, 2013, 8:31 am | # | Reply

    Those two corpses hanging from the ceiling REALLY brings character to the room.

    • Veggieburrito
      Veggieburrito
      April 10, 2013, 9:10 am | # | Reply

      I agree. Give the room a nice death ambiance.

  14. WriterX
    WriterX
    April 10, 2013, 9:18 am | # | Reply

    Wouldn’t the Seer foresee the betrayal though? What if the Seer is playing into Iwatani’s little scheme for some unknown purpose/reason?

    • wwlaos
      wwlaos
      April 10, 2013, 11:49 am | # | Reply

      Seers can’t actually SEE the future, silly. They just put ideas into peoples heads, who then bring about the “prophecies” by the work of their own hands.

      Kind of like politicians.

      • WriterX
        WriterX
        April 10, 2013, 12:44 pm | # | Reply

        Hmm, true, but what you described could still be the case here. Iwatani thinking he is in control (when he isn’t).

        • Magus65
          Magus65
          April 10, 2013, 1:24 pm | # | Reply

          That said the future is always in motion. Seers typically see the possible future not the definite future since the future is never definite. That also they cant typically control what bits of the future they see.

          Tricky part about seers is that you cant expect to really know how much they know of the future. You can assume they know everything but that leads one to overestimate the knowledge of the seer and they can use that to their advantage.

      • Plaintextman
        Plaintextman
        April 10, 2013, 3:59 pm | # | Reply

        I guess it all depends on how you define “seer”. I thought it’s kind of stupid of Taro to start discussing with his father directly after the seer left. I mean, somone outside the tent could simply eavesdrop. Anyway, Iwatani seems confident enough about his knowledge of seers that I guess I’ll ‘trust’ him on this one.

      • Messenger
        Messenger
        April 10, 2013, 11:58 pm | # | Reply

        You’re making an assumption there. This is a world where magic and gods and spiritual power exists. The cultists are able to inflict a magically-levelled-up form of rabies while protecting themselves from it. Who’s to say said Cultist Seer can’t actually see the future in one form or another?

  15. Dain
    Dain
    April 10, 2013, 11:42 am | # | Reply

    So… it’d be interesting (though not probable) if Iwatani and son received immunity to the madness due to proximity to the virgin sacrifice ritual….

  16. Magus65
    Magus65
    April 10, 2013, 1:20 pm | # | Reply

    I like how the boy says “But people will die” uh hey little boy who demolished an entire city block in a giant gnomish robot you dont get to talk… You were trying to kill people and didnt care what so ever for the collateral damage including the likely dying and injured people beneath your feet.

    I guess hes a racist too…

    • Tyris
      Tyris
      April 10, 2013, 1:35 pm | # | Reply

      He might be saying it hopefully.

    • Schneidend
      Schneidend
      April 10, 2013, 2:06 pm | # | Reply

      He’s trying to understand his father’s plan. After being punished for his mechanized outburst, he would obviously be confused as to why it is okay for his father to endanger lives, but not him.

    • Mujaki
      Mujaki
      April 10, 2013, 7:40 pm | # | Reply

      He demolished an entire city block in a GNOMISH town. Obviously to him, they’re not his kind of “people.” If they’re even people at all.

  17. Talon88.1
    Talon88.1
    April 10, 2013, 11:04 pm | # | Reply

    And in the brown robes, weighing in a two hundred and twenty pounds, we have the reigning World Champion of Douchbaggery, the Connoisseur of Calamity, the Developer of Debauchery, and Co-Champion of ‘Worst Father in the World’, Loooooooooord Iwatani!!

  18. drakvl
    drakvl
    April 13, 2013, 8:10 am | # | Reply

    They’re discussing their plan to betray the cult while still on land the cult controls? Insufficiently paranoid.

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