The whole course of Human history could have been perfect and pure if Frig had been Eve. The serpent slithers up and says “You should eat that..” and Frig yells, “Snake!” leaps on it and punches it to death.
Frigg standing over Adam, all “Bitch, you EAT that fuckin’ apple! Don’t make me tell you again! I ain’t gonna be the only one with knowledge of good and evil an’ shit!””
I’m gong to go out on a limb here and say that the root of the problems with your jokes is that at best you are budding comedians whose careers are only now just starting to flower.
Is there another thread for the puns about the boulder she’s leaning against? I had “Looks like Frig was expecting to be caught between a rock and a hard place. ” queued up but I think I’ve gone down the wrong branch of the conversation.
I hope she didn’t find the poison ivy… E-Merl will have a hard time surviving that.
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Ummm, is it just me, or is panel 3 and 4 in the wrong order? Panel 2 has her, umm, ‘scratching’ an ‘itch’, but panel 4 has her investigating her ‘trigger finger’
Or maybe the order should be: 1, 3, 2, 4, 5, 6 (panel 3 looks like she is starting to be bored, panel 2 she has an ‘itch’ to ‘scratch’, panel 4 she sniffs her ‘trigger finger’)
She could have been legitimately scratching an itch, no euphemisms involved, simply an itch. As for her finger, she could have simply been looking at her nails out of boredom (or wondering if maybe she should trim them).
On the one hand – poor Frigg, left standing out there (naked) all night.
On the hand – seriously, it took you all night to figure out he stood you up?
So is it that she is really that dense (I never thought of Frigg as stupid), or that full of herself that it took her that long to even conceive of the idea that he would (that I could see)?
I don’t get it. I read her come-on to E-Merl as very impulsive. It doesn’t seem to fit Frigg’s nature in general, or this situation in particular, that she would stand around for hours, waiting for him to show up.
Poor Frigg.
Her first shot was box-blocked. He turned out to be a traitor and vanished for the long haul.
Her second shot was intercepted by squirrel-girl.
And now her third shot has denied her.
Just how far is she willing to lower her standards before it breaks her?
Sorry if this was said and I missed it in the comments. I read through a bunch and didn’t see anything. I…uhh…think you missed a color filter on the backgrounds leaves in panel 1 that are between the “branches of modesty” in front of Frig; they look daylight colored still. Sorry to be nitpicky! thanks for making a comic that makes me happy to know if exists every time I read it!
Dead center in the first panel is a section of background isolated by bordering foreground elements that appears to be something like grayscale while other parts of that same type of background are clearly colored. I assume it was missed in some kind of color replacer command? Hey the last time I fiddled with an art program was Corel’s Paintshop Pro so please understand if I don’t know your lingo…
And that’s the naked truth.
I still like how they covered the bare essentials when it comes to the story.
Such lovely leaves!
Yeah – Kind of like Frigg as Eve.
Well, that’s ruined the “garden of Eden” image in my mind forever.
The whole course of Human history could have been perfect and pure if Frig had been Eve. The serpent slithers up and says “You should eat that..” and Frig yells, “Snake!” leaps on it and punches it to death.
Yeah but then she would eat the apple anyway cause she doesn’t care for rules.
Your avatars made this conversation SWEEEET.
Frigg standing over Adam, all “Bitch, you EAT that fuckin’ apple! Don’t make me tell you again! I ain’t gonna be the only one with knowledge of good and evil an’ shit!””
Yeah, she’s wearing nothing but a Frigg leaf.
A bit slow on the uptake there Frigg!
Holly shit, she was serious!
But I think she was bark-ing up the wrong tree!
E-merl really f-oak-ed this up!
Just one of his many quercus.
I be-leaf the problem is that he actually didn’t.
And after Frigg went to so much trouble to spruce up.
Well if she hadn’t gone and made such an ash of herself, he wood have taken her up on her offer.
I’m gong to go out on a limb here and say that the root of the problems with your jokes is that at best you are budding comedians whose careers are only now just starting to flower.
Is there another thread for the puns about the boulder she’s leaning against? I had “Looks like Frig was expecting to be caught between a rock and a hard place. ” queued up but I think I’ve gone down the wrong branch of the conversation.
you did the right thing. just leaf it here and see what sprouts up.
I woad agree, but that didn’t work out for Frigg.
She took him for granite. Or, at least, she intended to.
I just can’t beli-Eve it.
Frigg storms back to the lodge, muttering, “Oooh, just let me adam!”
What conveniently placed foliage.
‘What inconveniently placed foliage.’
Fixed.
Not fixed.
Inconvenient foliage still there.
Those bushes in the background do provide a nice focus on the coming dawn.
Wait – what’s she doin’ in panel 2 –
…it appears her night wasn’t a total waste.
Even ladies get itchy, biggmac.
If ever Frigg qualify as “lady”, that is … :D
If she was doing night watch, that would make her the perfect sentinel.
A regular sentinel? Just snap their neck when they yawn.
Her? Go ahead, try to take her out when “distracted”. Make her day.
I hope she didn’t find the poison ivy… E-Merl will have a hard time surviving that.
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I feel Frigg is going to have more scorn than usual
Gahahaha, she smells it XD
I like this strip.
Forgot about this plot line. Well, the half-elf is screwed now.
Um, no, he wasn’t. Hence Frig’s indignation!
I guess she planes to nail him to a tree when she finds him.
“He stood me up! And after all this time I spent positioning myself behind these foreshortened leaves!”
“Sheesh, what a dick. Right, audience?”
Curse you, foliage!
*foe-liage.
Something something one night stand
Points for patience, penalties for being slow on the uptake! :D
Lets try this again… in the Fall!
Ummm, is it just me, or is panel 3 and 4 in the wrong order? Panel 2 has her, umm, ‘scratching’ an ‘itch’, but panel 4 has her investigating her ‘trigger finger’
Or maybe the order should be: 1, 3, 2, 4, 5, 6 (panel 3 looks like she is starting to be bored, panel 2 she has an ‘itch’ to ‘scratch’, panel 4 she sniffs her ‘trigger finger’)
Remember night time in MMO’s is 1/3rd the time of the day. So she was only there for 10 minutes. The transition between panels was there-fore less.
And who goes straight to the nose? You gotta air out a bit.
She could have been legitimately scratching an itch, no euphemisms involved, simply an itch. As for her finger, she could have simply been looking at her nails out of boredom (or wondering if maybe she should trim them).
As Freud said, sometimes a cigar is just a cigar.
And maybe not.
Have to ask the artist.
That’s what Bill said.
But, Hillary probably didn’t let him scratch any itches for a long time, after he shared a cigar with Monica.
Deep itch. She had to spread her legs to reach it.
Nothing gets by you, Frigg. :P
*Insert Jeopardy Theme Music Here* :-D
Is it just me, or did Frigg’s right foot grow in panel 4?
Just you (it actually shrunk in panels 2 & 3 :P)
It’s not really standing you up when one party never actually agreed to the arrangement…
On the one hand – poor Frigg, left standing out there (naked) all night.
On the hand – seriously, it took you all night to figure out he stood you up?
So is it that she is really that dense (I never thought of Frigg as stupid), or that full of herself that it took her that long to even conceive of the idea that he would (that I could see)?
Small shading problem in Cell 1
E-merl is a stand-up kinda of guy it seems.
I can’t believe nobody mentioned yet that it finally dawned on her that he wasn’t coming.
Oh wait, the alt text did >_<
Oh…..
OH!!
Dead Valued Employee was actually E-Merl player wasn’t he?
Damn. That’s a long setup.
I don’t get it. I read her come-on to E-Merl as very impulsive. It doesn’t seem to fit Frigg’s nature in general, or this situation in particular, that she would stand around for hours, waiting for him to show up.
Poor Frigg.
Her first shot was box-blocked. He turned out to be a traitor and vanished for the long haul.
Her second shot was intercepted by squirrel-girl.
And now her third shot has denied her.
Just how far is she willing to lower her standards before it breaks her?
Sorry if this was said and I missed it in the comments. I read through a bunch and didn’t see anything. I…uhh…think you missed a color filter on the backgrounds leaves in panel 1 that are between the “branches of modesty” in front of Frig; they look daylight colored still. Sorry to be nitpicky! thanks for making a comic that makes me happy to know if exists every time I read it!
Coloring Error Detected.
Dead center in the first panel is a section of background isolated by bordering foreground elements that appears to be something like grayscale while other parts of that same type of background are clearly colored. I assume it was missed in some kind of color replacer command? Hey the last time I fiddled with an art program was Corel’s Paintshop Pro so please understand if I don’t know your lingo…
Y’all just had to export to JPEG file format. No love for PNG, with layers intact?
Yeah, we know y’all didn’t leave anything out of that layer. ;)