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Panel 3 confirms it…Frigg’s totally into Gravy.
And why shouldn’t she be? Gravedust has an appeal that people just can’t get enough of.
Just look at those eyes. Those are the eyes of a stone cold fox.
So, let’s see if we get a mix of soil and dust… :P
…..
That was terrible. *reports to the gallows*
*shoots the rope on the gallows* No. You live with it.
*stops digging the grave* Damnit now what am supposed to do with this 6ft hole?
Well, you can always put a fuel tanker in there. Or a skeptic tank.
Yep, I call it Tsundere Frigg… Frigdere? Tsrigg?
Frigdere is like Frigidaire…
Frigg’s probably contains: 9 bottles of assorted condiments (likely in kick-in-the-face spice varieties); assorted take-out containers she doesn’t remember buying including an empty pizza box; a spoon and 5 tubes of cookie dough; a case of Old Milwaukee (unless that has been completely overtaken by the hipster crowd, in which case insert your own cheap ass beer variety); and a slightly fuzzy smell.
You saying Frigg is tight when it comes to her booze?
Holy hell, is this gravedust confirming that frigg has a divine connection?
Guess this means the rest might admit she’s a paladin/crusader
She sees godly visions.
She wears armor, and per the spirit wolf, she’s meant to lead.
She’s … Joan o’ Farck!
Maybe, but right now she want to be Joan o’ Fuck.
…ghastly wordplay aside, I don’t think she’s even listening here. I mean, that wolf just throws out “You will lead Arkerra to doom” and she doesn’t bat an eye…though to be fair, it could be because she has “other” things on her mind *unnecessary suggestive eyebrow wiggle*
Forget that! Gravedust changed from past to present tense.
IS GRAVEDUST CONFIRMING HE’S GOTTEN LAID!?!?
I read it as him confirming that Mystics were a thing of the past
He’s still there. Mystics ain’t dead forever yet. BUT HIS VIRGINITY MIGHT BE!!
That mystics ARE a thing from the past.
Except for the one who’s still alive. And no longer “holds” himself above such things.
Oh. OH. OF COURSE HE DOESN’T. HE’S INSIDE FRIGG RIGHT NOW.
My current picture really tempts me to insert capslock sentences.
One mystic is alive. Singular. He may still hold himself to the old way, but I do recall that he was sent back by this Mystic brethen across the pall of death because they could not just let the final Mystic pass without trying to save their way.
So it might not be out of the question that he might try to have a child tocarry on the Mystic way, though that might be problematic with the war going on.
Geez. don’t be so tense.
Don’t worry. He’ll move past it, some day.
technically, we know she has a spiritual connection. those two things require a divine connection. so until we get conformation on that… :P
though she prolly does have some form of holyish powers
Gravedust had confirmed he had seen her with a golden aura with his mystic sight long before her first Ka-Smite!
“Held”? Gravy, you a playa? You’ve been holding back on the bar tales, dude!
That was heartbreaking, in a way–him discussing his fellow mystics in the present tense, and having to correct himself.
“Mating is mutual submission”
Not with Frigg, Wolfie. She’s pure dominatrix material. Always aggressive, always on top. I’ll bet ya a dog bone.
I’m afraid that ain’t the kinda bone she’s going for.
And so will she. Seriously desperate, here.
Last panel — He’s big, has even bigger muscles, and an enormous hammer.
Frigg: OK, Now we’re talking,
Definitely more her type than Gravedust. Since she insists that this is my sex dream he may have some problems if he is just there to deliver a message.
Wouldn’t it be horrible if it turns out to be the ghost of her father?
So, the glowy/ghostly hammershit runs in the family?
Unless she’s half Dwarf that’s not rally likely, as he’s one of Gravedust’s dead Mystic colleagues.
The guy looks like he’s about seven feet tall. There hasn’t been a dwarf that big since Carrot Ironfoundersson.
Looks like Graydong was left hangin’ once more.
Woof….
Graydong … XDDD
She’s talking about the hammer.
“This … is not The Hammer.”
*leaves*
*comes back in*
“The Hammer is my penis.”
Yeah, we get tha-aaaarghmagod!
Your avatar!
This was Horrible.
Don’t we need a musical number of you putting everyone else down while self-aggrandizing yourself? You know, before you actually feel pain for the first time…
^ All these people are making references to the smash hit, “Dr. Horrible’s Sing-Along Blog”. Featuring Neil Patrick Harris, and that guy from Firefly.
Hey! I’m only acknowledging the reference before becoming horrified at the Poisoned Frigg action figure, now with demon-vomit action!
As memes go, sexy dwarf isn’t quite as entertaining as insanity wolf.
*courage wolf
its slightly different
I find it hilarious that Frigg’s totem/spirit mentor/god is Courage Wolf.
… or is that Insanity Wolf?
Insanity wolf, no doubt.
Things that have me pondering:
1) Is Studghost Hugefrickinhammer referring to what Frigg said (it already was absolutely clear that Gra
ydongvedust doesn’t turn her on) or what Insanity Wolf said (someone may already have led Arkerra to ruin)? Probably the latter, but the former would be funnier.2) Is Insanity Wolf going “fuck this, I’m outta here”, or is Studghost expelling him, or are they both just avatars of the same entity?
Looks like Wolfiekins is leaving in a huff (which is extremely more comfortable than a Hoff)
Gravedust has been holding out on Frigg, he needs to hook a sistah up.
avatar win :D
Mheheheh… He said “held themselves.” Heheheh… that’s cool.
One of the Savasi mystics that empowered Gravedust to come back…I think he had a shirt on the last time we saw him…
No Wolfie dont go.you are the best part of all this.
Also.. -its Hammer Time-
Is it just me, or is the new spirit holding up his pants with his left hand? Or about to drop them?
It looks like he is just resting his thumb at the inside of his belt.
Logic has no place in Friggs wet dream :P
graydong arouses big hammer?
didn’t think frigg would be into yowi
seems like the sort to shout “wheres the pussy”