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Actions speak louder than words, you sneaky snoop.



Chapter 3 – Page 20

on February 17, 2010
Chapter: Chapter 03

└ Tags: Butterfly, Sting, Syr'Nj
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  1. Onlooker
    Onlooker
    February 17, 2010, 12:05 am | # | Reply

    Look like they will be
    *sunglasses*
    having a blast

    Long time reader, first time poster :D

    • Phil
      Phil
      February 17, 2010, 12:18 am | # | Reply

      YEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

      • Jim_Deets
        Jim_Deets
        February 18, 2010, 1:25 am | # | Reply

        Ha! I just got it.

  2. Hypothetical
    Hypothetical
    February 17, 2010, 12:11 am | # | Reply

    Yay, she Scienced him!

    Not very bright indeed.

    • Michael Ezra
      Michael Ezra
      February 17, 2010, 12:40 am | # | Reply

      You might even say she blinded him with science.

      Da da daaaaa da–SCIENCE!–da da daaaaa da…

      • Leonus
        Leonus
        February 17, 2010, 2:34 am | # | Reply

        You wound me sir.

        Also, I spy a typo! :3 (in the alt text, not the comic) We forgive you.

        • Buzzard
          Buzzard
          February 17, 2010, 5:19 am | # | Reply

          Oh, I’d say her actions have definitely peaked louder than his words. Chuckin’ a flashbulb at someone using see-in-the-darks is off the scale.

        • Damoinion
          Damoinion
          February 17, 2010, 5:19 am | # | Reply

          Either it’s a typo or just a really horrible pun on peak light intensity :)

        • Phil
          Phil
          February 17, 2010, 7:02 am | # | Reply

          You people are merciless.

          • Joe
            Joe
            February 17, 2010, 6:55 pm | # | Reply

            Better to point out the tiny little insignificant details than giant gaping holes.

  3. Mark
    Mark
    February 17, 2010, 12:53 am | # | Reply

    THIS IS WHAT YOU GET FOR MONOLOGING.

    You don’t talk, then shoot!
    You shoot, then shoot again.
    When you’re /completely sure/ they’re dead, then feel free to gloat!

    • Iocane
      Iocane
      February 17, 2010, 1:12 am | # | Reply

      No. Not even then. *Especially* not then.

      See, that’s when the get you.

      • Wyrd
        Wyrd
        February 17, 2010, 11:13 am | # | Reply

        It’s a trick. Get an axe.

  4. 1d4caltrop
    1d4caltrop
    February 17, 2010, 1:33 am | # | Reply

    Ironically, all of the other pirates knew his paf-ological arrogance would be his downfall.

  5. Anode
    Anode
    February 17, 2010, 2:00 am | # | Reply

    Oh cool, a flash-bang grenade.

  6. Cathode
    Cathode
    February 17, 2010, 2:57 am | # | Reply

    Oh common, he’s just pulled an arrow outa his shoulder. That’s no way to do a proper Sciencing.

  7. Dragonson
    Dragonson
    February 17, 2010, 3:51 am | # | Reply

    Gweehahahaha!

  8. Paul
    Paul
    February 17, 2010, 7:40 am | # | Reply

    ARGH ze irony, it burnz my eyez. Also the magnesium powder (?) bomb.

  9. Love_Loss_Hope_Repeat
    Love_Loss_Hope_Repeat
    February 17, 2010, 8:08 am | # | Reply

    Been a while since I posted on this, even though I should have. D: I’m getting lazy.
    Have I said, lately, that your work is exemplary, you guys? I like how you’ve done the lighting, the rhymes… Just about everything.
    Are you…
    Are you angels? Sent to guide us?

  10. DCB
    DCB
    February 17, 2010, 8:09 am | # | Reply

    Alas a finely curled moustache cannot hold a candle to the revealing light of science.

  11. MajorPhilosophy
    MajorPhilosophy
    February 17, 2010, 9:54 am | # | Reply

    My favorite bit is Syr’nj’s tongue in panel 2. It shows control and cool-headedness. Panicked folks don’t have the presence of mind to stick their tongue out thoughtfully.

  12. TraderInTown
    TraderInTown
    February 17, 2010, 1:43 pm | # | Reply

    See? Goggles/sunglasses can be useful!

    This shows that when a bragging sniper is tracking you down the thing to do is throw a grenade in his face.

    It would have been better as a shrapnel grenade that would stab out his eyes and rip up his face with a thousand tiny pieces of heated, speeding metal.

    You might be thinking, “But wouldn’t she get hurt to?”
    No, no she wouldn’t.
    She’s wearing goggles/sunglasses.

  13. King of Zeroes
    King of Zeroes
    February 17, 2010, 3:32 pm | # | Reply

    HA HA. IRONY.

  14. Caradin
    Caradin
    February 17, 2010, 5:42 pm | # | Reply

    I love how the mystical wood elf is the one that does science to things. Also, I worry for the rest of the party’s eyes. I can only see them milling around going “MY EYES! MY EYES!”

    It might wake our berserker up though. Fingers crossed guys! Also, the sniper reminds me a little bit of Byron’s mouthing. And if I chose.. I would not be the mattress.. I would want to be something useless like fine wine that gives one a hangover. I”m the vengeful dead.

  15. Galaedria
    Galaedria
    February 17, 2010, 5:48 pm | # | Reply

    Yee ha! Go Syr’nj!
    That just brightened up my day. :)

  16. Baldur
    Baldur
    February 17, 2010, 6:28 pm | # | Reply

    I guess he chose to go
    *puts sunglasses on*
    towards the bright light..

    :D

    • Phil
      Phil
      February 17, 2010, 6:31 pm | # | Reply

      YEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

  17. Joe
    Joe
    February 17, 2010, 7:01 pm | # | Reply

    I guess he should have gone
    *puts on sunglasses*
    light on the monologuing.

    • Phil
      Phil
      February 17, 2010, 7:32 pm | # | Reply

      YEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

  18. Steel Raven
    Steel Raven
    February 17, 2010, 8:05 pm | # | Reply

    Someone said it a few pages ago;
    “If your going to shoot, shoot, don’t talk.”

  19. 1d4caltrop
    1d4caltrop
    February 17, 2010, 8:14 pm | # | Reply

    It appears he took…
    *dons sunglasses*
    …the wrong paf.

    • Phil
      Phil
      February 17, 2010, 8:24 pm | # | Reply

      YEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

    • MajorPhilosophy
      MajorPhilosophy
      February 17, 2010, 9:58 pm | # | Reply

      Win.

  20. Bavette
    Bavette
    February 17, 2010, 9:08 pm | # | Reply

    Rantting. It’s a -1 cndition in any situation. If you’re dealing with heroes, adventurers, [charname]s and/or main characters it is a Dying Horribly condition.

  21. Sortelli
    Sortelli
    February 17, 2010, 10:33 pm | # | Reply

    It looks like our shooter
    *sunglasses*
    tripped the light fantastic

    • Phil
      Phil
      February 17, 2010, 10:41 pm | # | Reply

      YEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAH!

  22. Colin W.
    Colin W.
    February 18, 2010, 2:05 am | # | Reply

    the future is so bright she has to wear shades. ;-P

  23. 1d4caltrop
    1d4caltrop
    February 18, 2010, 3:45 am | # | Reply

    Here we see Syr’Nj abiding by the old adage, “When life gives you lemons, throw a lemongrenade.”

  24. Fren
    Fren
    February 18, 2010, 8:06 am | # | Reply

    Good sir, Spectacles are superior to Monacles!

    *clicks in darkening filter*

    Please allow me to enLIGHTen you!

    • Phil
      Phil
      February 18, 2010, 11:11 am | # | Reply

      INDEEEEEEEEEEEEED!

  25. munkyfst
    munkyfst
    February 18, 2010, 10:05 am | # | Reply

    my turn….
    SEE! Science is a verb!! mwahahahaha

  26. Wyrd
    Wyrd
    February 18, 2010, 12:58 pm | # | Reply

    If I weren’t such an inveterate punster myself, I think this chapters comments would have been enough to turn me off of reading them. There were some ba-ad ones in there. Keep up the good work, and meet me later at Callahan’s cross-time bar, with Justin, the Mick o’ time.

  27. Harrowed
    Harrowed
    February 18, 2010, 1:09 pm | # | Reply

    Why do they always talk so much? Just yammer on AFTER you’ve killed them.
    Awesome, as always.

  28. Pirape
    Pirape
    February 18, 2010, 7:08 pm | # | Reply

    I’d pick the boots. Somehow, being on some guy’s feet seems so much better than the options of going through the digestion system, or the implications of being a mattress, if you get my gist.

  29. Ice Raven
    Ice Raven
    February 19, 2010, 10:59 am | # | Reply

    Ah now he sees the light!!!!! ,,,,, ;) :) {*v*} :P :D

  30. Matanui3
    Matanui3
    February 26, 2010, 10:34 pm | # | Reply

    that’s right, do SCIENCE to him!

    • Flipside!
      Flipside!
      April 16, 2010, 2:50 am | # | Reply

      Science’d!

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