Chapter 3 – Page 24
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Beddle-bleep! Best gets more douche points.
Hopefully his swimmers won’t find a parking space.
Ugh! Can you imagine? Half best, half frigg…
A rhyming meglomaniac!
She would probably kill it before birth by drinking too much anyway
Also her life style would probably be enough, even without the drinking, to prevent any pregnancy. Women who excersice too much stops being fertile and continues to be so until they cut down on the workout and return to an averange/semi-averange condition (or whatever).
That is what i have heard at least. :)
Hmm. So what would be the best part of waking up?
Tamren, I think we can all guess the answer to that, and CURSE YOU for making me think of it ever.
Gad.
I will instead focus on my painful envy of the textures, here. How do they DO that?
It is just Blend Mode tweaking in Photoshop.
Man, the look on Syr’nj’s face in the third panel. “Don’t bloody patronize me…”
Well as long as a Minotaur doesn’t come running down the deck screaming, you still have time to apply any buffs and elixirs.
I’m just disappointed they didn’t fire the cannon.
Ha! This is like my first run of deadmines. wtf is a boat doing underground. I don’t know either, lets kill every living thing on it(Parrots included).
I’d flame you for not thinking of Monkey Island first, but I have to admit, I thought of Deadmines first, too, even though I’m Horde…
What, boats underground AREN’T normal? besides Deadmines and Monkey Island, I can think of a lot of other games that have them – less well known ones of course.
And even if you’re horde doing Deadmines isn’t that rare.
Don’t forget the Goonies!
These landlubbers are tougher than I thought.
I’ll have to improvise.
D’ah! Now you’re making me angry!
No, you idiots, attack the ninjas first! No! Gah! See what you did? Now our healer’s dead.
I never even broke stealth. Have fun with that. I’m out!
Once you experience Best Time,
You crave it for the rest (of) time.
OH!
Highly impressed that Erica is remembering that Syr’nj’s mantle didn’t get any healing potion. Detail!
Which frame? I’ve been waiting patiently to also be impressed after Syrnj drank the healing potion. But, I don’t see it here.
It’s easier to see in panel 2 of page 20 and panel 2 of page 23, but there’s a definite rip in the right shoulder.
I think the difficulty is that the “rip” looks a lot like a fold or hem, but given the continuity of that particular… scribble… I’d guess you’re right.
Syr’nj was NOT PREPARED.
no wipe = retcon to be prepared
Huh. Pirates with a ship, what a freakin’ surprise.
Ugh. Best’s line is terrible. I just want to punch him in the face until his eyes fly out the back of his head.
Or light him on fire.
Shoot him.
Hang him.
Strangle him with his own intestines.
Pull out his eyes and shove them down his throat until he drowns in a pool of puke and blood.
Stab him.
Shoot him again.
Stab him again.
Send rabid ninjas after him.
Electrocute him.
And so on.
Seek help.
I will be more than happy to help! Here, Trader, I’ll hold him down while you stab.
Gee, I think Best is an ass too, but dude, you need therapy. Maybe the super double secret Death Therapy.
I must concur with these fellows here. You need help. You’re getting too worked up over this, and it’s clouding your judgement. Clearly you should shove a live badger down his throat and watch it dig its way out.
Regarding the first part of the comment: I think the surprise is where the ship is. While it’s not uncommon for caves to have waterways, it’s a bit less common for them to be able to get big ships in and out.
OR I could be completely off and the actual surprise is something that will be more clear Monday.
For the last time Cheney, get a new hobby.
I dunno. The bit about pulling out the eyes and shoving them down the throat, while over the top and gross, at least shows creativity. I give the post an A-minus for inventiveness as well as impeccable spelling and grammar (which, if the poster were truly disturbed, wouldn’t be the case), with a note to the school administration to monitor for possible school-shooter risk.
Alright! An A-!
Grammar is important. If I read a post where someone forgets basic capitalization all I can see that posting person as is a ten year old.
Seek help? As in seek someone to help you accomplish such tasks? Great idea!
I don’t exactly get the impression that you’re supposed to like the guy… but perhaps you should just choose one method of death and stick with it. All of them together seem a bit extreme :D
I mean he’s not Rasputin or anything
Oh right. I forgot drowning and poison. Thanks!
No problem
I love Frigg’s expression in the second panel. “Why’d I get stuck with a bunch of cock-blockers?” XD
That would be “vagooblockers” :P
There was a cock *involved*. XP
Wow, I’m embarrassed to say that took me a while to get. I was like, “Why is there an enema kit? Was he giving Frigg an ENEMA? WTF?”
Then I remembered enema=douche in French.
Well, it’s still a douche in the states, that just refers to lady bits. It’s basically the same equipment for the same basic job, you just use it elsewhere.
Eww. Bestiality.
Nice pun. XD
@Nathanyal: I did actually think of Monkey Island. I don’t even know Deadmines or whatever so that probably made it easier. XDD
Awesome game. And thus far this has been an enjoyable comic, abet one I would never let my sister read over my shoulder. Looking forward to the rest of this story.
Wonder if the Frigg-Best affair will go anywhere… (Frigg is obviously the man in the relationship.)
I’d love to see a Pregnant Frigg beating the crap out of Marauders some time in the future.
I can only imagine what a prego hormonal frigg could do to somebody…
Problem – can’t tailor plate armor to fit the preggers belly. And she’s not going to let the little warrior spawn go unprotected…
Gaah, what if it takes after daddy?
Pffft- It wouldn’t even require any extra smithing; just repurpose an appropriately sized crupper from the nearest armorer.
Although, if anyone is going to wear a crupper, for accuracy’s sake it really should be Best…
any child of Best and Frigg would probably self-destruct upon entering the world…there’s no way that much combined ego can be contained in one mortal shell.
Yes it can. We call them Cavaliers (sometimes i miss 2nd edition)
This has probably already been said, but I’m putting my money on Syr’nj falling for Byron. I’m also somewhat embarrassed to say that I only realized what Syr’nj is a pun on while I was typing it the first time…
It seems…
*puts on his sunglasses*
Syr’nj took too much water over her head..
YEAAAAAAAAAH
DUNNNNNNNN DUNDUNNNNNNNNN
He regains a Willpower?
How did Frigg get out of Full Plate armor that fast?