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Annotations Every Day - Written by T Campbell & Flo Kahn - Illustrated by John & Jason Waltrip

Ugh. Fucking logic puzzles.

Chapter 34 – Page 17

on October 1, 2014
Chapter: Chapter 34
└ Tags: Bandit, Byron, Claude Ferncais, Isidro, Lectrus
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Discussion (68) ¬

  1. Moe Lane
    Moe Lane
    October 1, 2014, 12:07 am | # | Reply

    Betcha Lantern Guy is the killer.

    • metaldude555
      metaldude555
      October 1, 2014, 1:20 am | # | Reply

      Dang, called it before I could.

    • SteelRaven
      SteelRaven
      October 1, 2014, 1:51 am | # | Reply

      Beat me to it.

      • Teian
        Teian
        October 1, 2014, 3:22 am | # | Reply

        You know, you two don’t hafta fight over pointing it out first.

        • Mordecai
          Mordecai
          October 1, 2014, 11:10 am | # | Reply

          *lantern glows*

  2. Jean-Luc
    Jean-Luc
    October 1, 2014, 12:18 am | # | Reply

    Yes but can it find my keys? Damn keys.

    • Karishi
      Karishi
      October 1, 2014, 1:55 am | # | Reply

      And does it know why kids love Cinnamon Toast Crunch?

      • Edward Starsmith
        Edward Starsmith
        October 1, 2014, 4:20 am | # | Reply

        And how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of the Tootsie Pop?

        • Aleister Crow
          Aleister Crow
          October 1, 2014, 8:46 am | # | Reply

          Forty-two.

          • gallowsCalibrator
            gallowsCalibrator
            April 1, 2016, 7:45 am | # | Reply

            No, that’s just the meaning of life. Entirely different subjects.

      • SotiCoto
        SotiCoto
        April 6, 2016, 7:30 am | # | Reply

        Trick question: THEY DON’T.

    • CorrTerek
      CorrTerek
      October 1, 2014, 12:58 pm | # | Reply

      Actually, yes, it probably could. You’d just have to ask the right questions.

    • Speedy
      Speedy
      January 1, 2019, 11:14 am | # | Reply

      You lost the last set of keys being used in the Federation? I’d think the Captain of the Enterprise would be a little more careful than that.

  3. Devlerbat
    Devlerbat
    October 1, 2014, 12:26 am | # | Reply

    Well, that answers my ask an adventurer question.

    • Phil
      Flo
      October 1, 2014, 10:29 am | # | Reply

      It was so interesting a question to us that we decided to answer it in the main comic.

      • Taxil Necrobane
        Taxil Necrobane
        October 1, 2014, 11:07 am | # | Reply

        Really? Wow.

        • Phil
          Flo
          October 1, 2014, 3:30 pm | # | Reply

          That’s the story I’m sticking to, anyway.

          • Karishi
            Karishi
            October 1, 2014, 9:12 pm | # | Reply

            But would you stick to that story in front of Lectrus?
            HMMMMM.

  4. Brian
    Brian
    October 1, 2014, 12:53 am | # | Reply

    What if he was actually telling the truth?

    • Sergei Alderman
      Sergei Alderman
      October 1, 2014, 1:22 am | # | Reply

      Thus the alt-text.

      • nemui
        nemui
        October 1, 2014, 5:46 am | # | Reply

        But maybe it’s the Lantern of Epimenides? It lights up whenever someone starts throwing logical paradoxen around?

        • herpderp
          herpderp
          October 1, 2014, 9:11 am | # | Reply

          Maybe it’s just a normal god damn lantern and he’s having a yank of our leg.

          • nemui
            nemui
            October 1, 2014, 1:11 pm | # | Reply

            … or is that just what he wants us to think?!

            He’s actually working for HR, trying to crash the servers by way of logic puzzle overload. That, or cause enough players to quit in a huff, leaving the Five without an army.

      • Jonathan Lang
        Jonathan Lang
        October 2, 2014, 12:26 am | # | Reply

        As I’m viewing this on a touch-screen device, I don’t have access to the alt-text. What does it say?

        • Brian
          Brian
          October 3, 2014, 2:35 am | # | Reply

          “Ugh. Fucking logic puzzles.”

  5. Oldguy
    Oldguy
    October 1, 2014, 12:55 am | # | Reply

    Listen to me carefully, Norman. I…am…lying.

    • John Waltrip
      John Waltrip
      October 1, 2014, 9:42 am | # | Reply

      As a long-time Star Trek fan, I approve of this comment.

    • Garithos
      Garithos
      October 1, 2014, 12:57 pm | # | Reply

      That’s not a lie or a logical paradox or whatever. It’s just a linguistic failure.

    • Jean-Luc
      Jean-Luc
      October 1, 2014, 1:21 pm | # | Reply

      I’m ashamed to admit I had to look up the quote and I’ve seen the entirety of TOS.

      • tejón
        tejón
        October 1, 2014, 1:40 pm | # | Reply

        Change your icon. Change it NOW.

        I mean seriously, making smoke come out of computers was basically Kirk’s superpower!

        • Andreas Geisler
          Andreas Geisler
          October 3, 2014, 5:32 pm | # | Reply

          But Picard’s was to make smoke come out of queues.

  6. Taxil Necrobane
    Taxil Necrobane
    October 1, 2014, 1:16 am | # | Reply

    And now we know the cultist had a mole in the adventurer’s guild for some time now. Right?

    • Thomas
      Thomas
      October 1, 2014, 2:09 am | # | Reply

      Rachel has a mole, but I don’t think she’s a cultist…

      • wwlaos
        wwlaos
        October 1, 2014, 10:51 am | # | Reply

        *cough*

      • wolfpax
        wolfpax
        October 1, 2014, 2:27 pm | # | Reply

        She’s not a cultist. It’s her mole.

  7. Thomas
    Thomas
    October 1, 2014, 2:00 am | # | Reply

    Lectrus is totally named after the Electro boardgame, right? You know, the game where you have to make a connection between two points (question & answer) on a box & if you’re right, a LED lights up.

  8. Tsapki
    Tsapki
    October 1, 2014, 2:55 am | # | Reply

    Hmm, if he uses that lantern to read tomes, does that mean he needs to constantly lie…or does it light up when he reads something that is incorrect or erroneous?

    • TxGator
      TxGator
      October 1, 2014, 9:10 am | # | Reply

      It’s useful for when he reads fiction. Not so much when he is trying to do his taxes. ;-)

      • Speedy
        Speedy
        January 1, 2019, 11:35 am | # | Reply

        For some people, the two are synonymous.

  9. Minando
    Minando
    October 1, 2014, 3:22 am | # | Reply

    I am NOT wearing pink underpants with purple hearts on it.
    …
    Shit.

    • wolfpax
      wolfpax
      October 1, 2014, 2:27 pm | # | Reply

      Silk? ’cause silk is super comfy.

      • Andreas Geisler
        Andreas Geisler
        October 3, 2014, 5:33 pm | # | Reply

        Not very stretchy though.

  10. Fenlander
    Fenlander
    October 1, 2014, 3:33 am | # | Reply

    I deny that I wasn’t unaware of any misdeeds not involving my lack of acknowledgement or of any actions that didn’t involve my indirect action in their execution or my direct action in their lack of execution.

    • Minando
      Minando
      October 1, 2014, 3:36 am | # | Reply

      Lantern: “Ok, time out, I need to think about this one.”

  11. Freelance Bum
    Freelance Bum
    October 1, 2014, 4:34 am | # | Reply

    Look! It’s the Deus Ex Machistick

    • Beige
      Beige
      October 1, 2014, 6:47 am | # | Reply

      …you don’t actually know what that term means, do you :p

      • MonkTHAC0
        MonkTHAC0
        October 1, 2014, 10:45 am | # | Reply

        God in the Machine Stick?

        • tejón
          tejón
          October 1, 2014, 1:41 pm | # | Reply

          I think he was going for “matchstick.” Because light.

  12. TxGator
    TxGator
    October 1, 2014, 9:16 am | # | Reply

    A complete stranger, who happened to be the one who found the body, offers the use of a magic lantern which has just what they need to solve the mystery. Hmmm… I wonder if this guys has some magic beans he’d like to sell Byron while he’s at it.

    Fortunately Byron looks like he’s not quite buying it.

    • wwlaos
      wwlaos
      October 1, 2014, 10:54 am | # | Reply

      Lectrus isn’t a complete stranger, they’ve known him for quite a while now. He helped with the founding of the guild.

      But yes, he is suddenly suspicious.

      • Andreas Geisler
        Andreas Geisler
        October 3, 2014, 5:34 pm | # | Reply

        To say nothing of the guy leaning nonchalantly on the back wall of the moider scene.

  13. Xample
    Xample
    October 1, 2014, 9:50 am | # | Reply

    Time to repeat what I said on page 15:

    “Honestly, Diogenes?”

    • Cassandra / Loki
      Cassandra / Loki
      October 1, 2014, 9:42 pm | # | Reply

      I look forward to more Diogenes-like behavior from Lectrus: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diogenes_of_Sinope#Obscenity

      • Belisarius
        Belisarius
        November 4, 2015, 3:58 am | # | Reply

        Yeeee lets hf with the honest cynic!

  14. kitastrophe
    kitastrophe
    October 1, 2014, 11:13 am | # | Reply

    I bet he doesn’t keep that thing in his bedroom. “Aw, baby, you know I love yo-GAHHHHHHHH”

  15. Chris
    Chris
    October 1, 2014, 12:39 pm | # | Reply

    So you need to ask the correct incorrect question…

    Were you or were you not the one that didn’t murder this man that is here on not the night you didn’t commit a murder?

    • CorrTerek
      CorrTerek
      October 1, 2014, 1:01 pm | # | Reply

      You don’t even need to ask a question. Just line up the town and go down the line accusing each person of being the murderer. Eventually it won’t light up — unless something really weird is going on.

      • wolfpax
        wolfpax
        October 1, 2014, 2:32 pm | # | Reply

        That’s the same sort of logic that makes a battle ax my lock pick of choice.

      • Tsapki
        Tsapki
        October 1, 2014, 5:24 pm | # | Reply

        Plot twist, the whole town murdered him. The guy was kind of a dick.

        • Karishi
          Karishi
          October 1, 2014, 9:14 pm | # | Reply

          “The Greater Good!”

  16. TBeckett
    TBeckett
    October 1, 2014, 2:56 pm | # | Reply

    I think a few of us might benefit from clarification, myself included: is this lantern a magical polygraph or an omniscient item?

    • TBeckett
      TBeckett
      October 1, 2014, 2:57 pm | # | Reply

      Actually, when phrased that way I think the answer seems obvious.

      • Missing Number
        Missing Number
        October 1, 2014, 6:32 pm | # | Reply

        Normally these sorts of things in gaming come with a condition like “the speaker was knowingly lying” (Working like a polygraph sort of) plus some rules to try to avoid easy methods of purposefully tricking others into lying for you. The usual way to beat them is to make simplest true statement possible that directs the interviewer’s attention elsewhere, or somehow modifying your own memory or fooling its ability to read your intent.

  17. Vic
    Vic
    October 1, 2014, 7:42 pm | # | Reply

    the tricky thing if the lantern lit by truth he migth use it with teh sentences he spoke to decive them because he is the killer so he can manipulate the interogiation

  18. LockeZ
    LockeZ
    October 1, 2014, 9:30 pm | # | Reply

    Wait. Go back two pages. Is that just the skyline, or… is his lantern lighting up when he says there was a murder?

    • Chris
      Chris
      October 2, 2014, 9:27 am | # | Reply

      Just the skyline.

  19. TurnerBurner
    TurnerBurner
    September 26, 2016, 12:37 pm | # | Reply

    Logic puzzles. Amiright?

    • TurnerBurner1
      TurnerBurner1
      September 26, 2016, 12:38 pm | # | Reply

      Totally right.

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