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Annotations Every Day - Written by T Campbell & Flo Kahn - Illustrated by John & Jason Waltrip

'We blew up the ONLY whatever the fuck that thing was for you and this is the thanks we get?'

Chapter 35 – Page 12

on October 29, 2014
Chapter: Chapter 35
└ Tags: Frigg, Magda, Penk, Rachel
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Discussion (65) ¬

  1. Kensou
    Kensou
    October 29, 2014, 12:03 am | # | Reply

    Ooh, oooooh! Possible family reunion soon! MUCH AWKWARDNESS!

    • MidnightDStroyer
      MidnightDStroyer
      February 18, 2017, 10:28 pm | # | Reply

      Penk: “Frigg, I AM your father.”
      Frigg: “Nooooooooo!”

  2. Ishmael
    Ishmael
    October 29, 2014, 12:05 am | # | Reply

    I, too, hate it when I’ve got the boss on the ropes (totally! Really, honest!) and someone from the other faction swoops in and kills it for me.

    • Joe
      Joe
      October 29, 2014, 2:07 am | # | Reply

      It’s okay, it’s open tag, they all get loot.

  3. Darwin
    Darwin
    October 29, 2014, 12:15 am | # | Reply

    Quite possibly the best battlecry I’ve heard in years.

    • Inlaa
      Inlaa
      October 29, 2014, 12:26 am | # | Reply

      The best I’ve heard in a decade.

      • Darwin
        Darwin
        October 29, 2014, 4:20 am | # | Reply

        Iunno. Before “Take that, fscko!” I had heard “Sniff on this!” used against werewolves, which was my favorite after Earthworm Jim’s “Eat dirt, nefarious foe of virtue!”

        • Charlie Spencer
          Charlie Spencer
          October 29, 2014, 6:57 am | # | Reply

          I still favor Sgt. Hulka’s “I’m getting too old for this sh!t!”

          • cliffmonster
            cliffmonster
            October 29, 2014, 10:01 am | # | Reply

            SPOON!

            • MidnightDStroyer
              MidnightDStroyer
              February 18, 2017, 10:30 pm | # | Reply

              Hulk smash!

              • Speedy
                Speedy
                January 2, 2019, 6:27 pm | # | Reply

                FOR PONY!

    • Speedy
      Speedy
      January 2, 2019, 7:23 pm | # | Reply

      Frigg and Rachel’s battle cry: “TOWANDA!!!”
      .
      .
      .
      Frigg, to Penk and Magda: “Face it, girls. I’m older, and I have more insurance.”

  4. Lingo
    Lingo
    October 29, 2014, 12:20 am | # | Reply

    wait WHAT. It’s dead just like that? Waiting for the other shoe to drop.

    • Kennerly
      Kennerly
      October 29, 2014, 12:28 am | # | Reply

      I figure there was probably a way to destroy the thing without destroying the hoverscooter, and now WAV is permanently stuck in Arkarra.

      • Sumgai
        Sumgai
        October 29, 2014, 1:09 am | # | Reply

        I suspect that the other shoe will drop at approximately the same time that the chunks of “amorphous monster that corrupts and absorbs everything it touches” do.

        • Draxynnic
          Draxynnic
          October 29, 2014, 4:52 am | # | Reply

          On the other side of things, while a bit anticlimactic, this fight could really only go on so far without getting tiring. Maybe we’ll get a brief dialogue interlude before they find out this didn’t actually kill it, or maybe it’s just that it was time to send the monster out with a bang and scoot on to something else.

          • Inlaa
            Inlaa
            October 29, 2014, 7:50 am | # | Reply

            Yeah, most battle scenes shouldn’t take a year and a day. I’m hoping this is the end of this one, because otherwise this could get boring fast.

            There is, of course, a good chance this isn’t the last we’ve seen of the digital Hentai monster, but that’s neither here nor there.

      • Snowblind
        Snowblind
        October 29, 2014, 9:34 am | # | Reply

        DUDE WHERE’S MY CAR!?!

    • Insufferable Nerd
      Insufferable Nerd
      October 29, 2014, 2:24 am | # | Reply

      Given the nature of the beast, I’d suspect there are plenty more where that one came from.. Just as soon as they respawn.

      • Talewinds
        Talewinds
        October 29, 2014, 9:11 am | # | Reply

        Yes, there will be a respawndent soon, no doubt.

    • Nen
      Nen
      October 29, 2014, 3:14 am | # | Reply

      Maybe its like Futurama, only matter from its “dimension” can hurt it.

      And its probably not dead anyway.

    • nemui
      nemui
      October 29, 2014, 7:24 am | # | Reply

      Yep, that’s really it, the house crushed the wicked witch. Now the real drama is in finding the ruby slippers that’ll allow the Magic Knight Guy to return home.

      • wwlaos
        wwlaos
        October 29, 2014, 11:29 am | # | Reply

        Aw dang, ruby slippers are a Legendary item. Good luck getting those to drop. :(

        • MidnightDStroyer
          MidnightDStroyer
          February 18, 2017, 10:32 pm | # | Reply

          Probably have to nuke this b!tch 1000 times before we see THAT pop up.

    • ThePuck1
      ThePuck1
      October 29, 2014, 8:01 am | # | Reply

      Definitely anti-climatic.

      • Speedy
        Speedy
        January 2, 2019, 6:50 pm | # | Reply

        It’s too soon to tell if this caused climate change in Arkerra. (Or erased climate data?) ;)

        But, I’m guessing you meant “anticlimactic”.

    • Jason
      Jason
      October 29, 2014, 1:46 pm | # | Reply

      C’mon guys, this thing was the scariest thing Arkerra (and us) have ever seen, being able to destroy lives AND SOULS with a single touch! As far as I’m concerned, this “battle” had barely gotten started.

      • Andreas Geisler
        Andreas Geisler
        October 30, 2014, 5:00 pm | # | Reply

        You don’t …. you don’t seriously think that’s as bad as they come, do you?

  5. Inlaa
    Inlaa
    October 29, 2014, 12:26 am | # | Reply

    …But the cool speeder thing is gone. But– the… the coolest…

    I- THAT WAS THE BEST MOUNT IN THE WHOLE GAME EVER! C’MOOOOON!

  6. biggmac
    biggmac
    October 29, 2014, 12:33 am | # | Reply

    News flash: one fatality this afternoon in a motorcycle crash. No other vehicle was involved. The deceased was not, repeat NOT, wearing a helmet.

    • MidnightDStroyer
      MidnightDStroyer
      February 18, 2017, 10:34 pm | # | Reply

      No one else involved in the collision were wearing helmets either, but that’s beside the point.

  7. CorrTerek
    CorrTerek
    October 29, 2014, 12:33 am | # | Reply

    Okay.

    Either that was successful, and the monster is dead or that just splattered it and now there’s a bunch of globs of it rather than one big one.

    • brasca1
      brasca1
      October 29, 2014, 1:04 am | # | Reply

      That’s what I’m thinking. If it could be killed that way WAV would’ve programmed that scooter to ram it as soon as they found the monster. At least it should buy them some time to retreat.

    • Olentzero
      Olentzero
      October 29, 2014, 3:58 am | # | Reply

      There is no way Shoggo-man gets cacked that easily and quickly.

      • Acrox
        Acrox
        October 29, 2014, 5:05 am | # | Reply

        So what, a midgame boss who gets killed by using a (the only in the game) Megalixir?

        Yup, WAV’s “steed” was too cool to stay.

  8. Ganurath
    Ganurath
    October 29, 2014, 12:36 am | # | Reply

    Looks like that fancy search engine crashed.

    • Lexible
      Lexible
      October 29, 2014, 1:57 am | # | Reply

      :D Well played.

      • Jean-Luc
        Jean-Luc
        October 29, 2014, 2:32 am | # | Reply

        Pretty cuil.

    • ThePuck1
      ThePuck1
      October 29, 2014, 8:02 am | # | Reply

      Maybe that battle cry should have been “Yahoo!”

      • mrk
        mrk
        October 29, 2014, 10:06 am | # | Reply

        “Bing!” would be pretty anticlimactic…though a bit more 8bit;)

        • MidnightDStroyer
          MidnightDStroyer
          October 29, 2014, 10:55 am | # | Reply

          If the battle cry was “Explore THIS Internet!” then it’s appropriate that the thing got crashed. We’d know it’s dead when it turns into a Blue Screen of Death.

    • Speedy
      Speedy
      January 2, 2019, 7:38 pm | # | Reply

      Well, at least we finally know what happened to Netscape Navigator.

  9. BarGamer
    BarGamer
    October 29, 2014, 12:44 am | # | Reply

    inb4 “For WHAT, you kill-stealing human, etc etc etc! There’s not even a corpse to loot now! /report Frigg!”

    • Thomas
      Thomas
      October 29, 2014, 2:44 am | # | Reply

      Penk: Did you know how long we had planned the raid on this boss, you *****?

  10. Jean-Luc
    Jean-Luc
    October 29, 2014, 1:17 am | # | Reply

    Frigg knew a hard thrust was the only way to make that thing blow.

    • John
      John
      October 29, 2014, 8:18 am | # | Reply

      ….*Applauds slowly* Well said.

    • Talewinds
      Talewinds
      October 29, 2014, 9:15 am | # | Reply

      Frigg willl take anything for a ride.

    • Speedy
      Speedy
      January 2, 2019, 7:46 pm | # | Reply

      Tsk, tsk… Jean-Luc, you get this way every time you reconnect with the Saucer Section.

  11. Dean
    Dean
    October 29, 2014, 1:27 am | # | Reply

    A monster that size, and not even a single item drop?

    • Kroenen
      Kroenen
      October 29, 2014, 3:02 am | # | Reply

      #vaulthunterproblems

  12. Zblackgoat
    Zblackgoat
    October 29, 2014, 2:26 am | # | Reply

    smooth, real smooth

  13. Kroenen
    Kroenen
    October 29, 2014, 3:05 am | # | Reply

    You fool!
    That isn’t even it’s final form!

  14. Nathanyel
    Nathanyel
    October 29, 2014, 4:14 am | # | Reply

    Taking the big problem, and blasting it into lots of tiny problems.

  15. Saiyanwolf
    Saiyanwolf
    October 29, 2014, 6:43 am | # | Reply

    Your virus has been delete by Frigg.EXE

    • Rodrigo
      Rodrigo
      October 29, 2014, 6:49 am | # | Reply

      I want a Frigg antivirus.

      • Insanenoodlyguy
        Insanenoodlyguy
        October 29, 2014, 8:49 am | # | Reply

        Just don’t let it scan any chess programs, whatever you do!

      • MidnightDStroyer
        MidnightDStroyer
        October 29, 2014, 10:50 am | # | Reply

        If you download porn at all, you do have to watch out for viruses…Be sure to occasionally Frigg your computer.

      • That one guy
        That one guy
        October 29, 2014, 6:11 pm | # | Reply

        Your pansy operating system has been deleted by Frigg.exe. Upgrade to Deserthammer 3.0 now.

    • Speedy
      Speedy
      January 2, 2019, 7:57 pm | # | Reply

      All your base-2 are belong to us.

  16. Rafinius
    Rafinius
    October 29, 2014, 8:54 am | # | Reply

    Where’d the pit go?

  17. TxGator
    TxGator
    October 29, 2014, 8:57 am | # | Reply

    Wow! Did not see that one coming. Nicely done.

  18. Aslandus
    Aslandus
    October 29, 2014, 9:15 am | # | Reply

    Organic matter: gets stronger
    Inorganic matter: violently explodes
    Picky eater, isn’t he?

    • wwlaos
      wwlaos
      October 29, 2014, 11:32 am | # | Reply

      It’s like me when I eat beans.

  19. Korbl
    Korbl
    October 29, 2014, 5:40 pm | # | Reply

    Am I the only one waiting for Frigg and Penk to bang now?

  20. MichaelHaneline
    MichaelHaneline
    October 29, 2014, 8:33 pm | # | Reply

    There is something worse behind Frigg and Rachel somehow.

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