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Annotations Every Day - Written by T Campbell & Flo Kahn - Illustrated by John & Jason Waltrip

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Chapter 35 – Page 15

on November 3, 2014
Chapter: Chapter 35
└ Tags: Gravedust
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  1. Jean-Luc
    Jean-Luc
    November 3, 2014, 12:11 am | # | Reply

    That guy was already in the recycle bin, the Digimon just emptied it. He’s probably irretrievable though.

    • SgtWadeyWilson
      SgtWadeyWilson
      November 3, 2014, 1:07 am | # | Reply

      Change into digital champions,
      To save the digital world.

      Oh, wait… they’re already champions, so they’ve gotta digivole into ultimate now?

      Err… I mean…
      Thank you for visiting “Meow” dot com.

      Yeah, those were pretty bad, can I: Go back… TO THE BEGINNING!

    • Acrox
      Acrox
      November 3, 2014, 5:01 am | # | Reply

      Kind of called it before Frigg blasted the Levbike on it.

      (My original comment was along the lines of the souls going “nope, do not want to go anywhere close that thing”).

      Looks like even the tags are erased when you get the bad touch.

    • Saiyanwolf
      Saiyanwolf
      November 3, 2014, 9:20 am | # | Reply

      I also saw it from a mile away.

  2. Mr Ak
    Mr Ak
    November 3, 2014, 12:14 am | # | Reply

    It appears he was GRAVELY mistaken. (Too soon?)

    • Ganurath
      Ganurath
      November 3, 2014, 12:27 am | # | Reply

      I think he got the point.

      • SgtWadeyWilson
        SgtWadeyWilson
        November 3, 2014, 1:09 am | # | Reply

        Yeah, but eye think it saw it coming.

    • Bob
      Bob
      November 3, 2014, 1:39 am | # | Reply

      Eh, you gave it your best shot…

      • cliffmonster
        cliffmonster
        November 3, 2014, 10:09 am | # | Reply

        Gravy should bow out and give someone else a chance.

        • laughingsnarl
          laughingsnarl
          November 3, 2014, 10:06 pm | # | Reply

          He’s plucked his last string.

  3. banjo2E
    banjo2E
    November 3, 2014, 12:17 am | # | Reply

    …Still not as bad as the D-Reaper, if only due to scale.

    • Lexible
      Lexible
      November 3, 2014, 1:37 am | # | Reply

      And to be fair, a heckuva lot better than the D-eRper!

      • Nonsensicles
        Nonsensicles
        November 3, 2014, 3:10 am | # | Reply

        Yeah, public ERPers are the real scourge of MMOs, especially when they have the D.

        • Tsapki
          Tsapki
          November 3, 2014, 11:37 am | # | Reply

          Sort of read it as derpers, myself but anyway.

          • Corwin MacGregor
            Corwin MacGregor
            November 3, 2014, 4:32 pm | # | Reply

            that makes it no less correct… >.>

  4. Schneidend
    Schneidend
    November 3, 2014, 12:55 am | # | Reply

    The assistant to the lost souls just sent a lost soul hurtling into the unfathomably cold clutches of an oblivion of which no mortal mind could conceive.

    That’s fucked up, Phil/Campbell.

    Kudos.

    • Lexible
      Lexible
      November 3, 2014, 1:40 am | # | Reply

      “..of which no mortal mind could…” Dude, oblivion feels just like what it felt like before you were conceived. Ain’t no big thang.

      • Mr Ak
        Mr Ak
        November 3, 2014, 4:24 am | # | Reply

        Or that time you got really blackout drunk and don’t remember what you did. That’s what oblivion is like, except it’s happening now. (Which, okay, is a pretty big “except”.)

      • Messenger
        Messenger
        November 3, 2014, 6:05 am | # | Reply

        That’s nonsense. You’re talking about a person knowing what nothingness feels like by citing a time before they even existed in order to feel it.

        I’m with Schneidend on this one; it’s the horrific experience of being reduced metaphysically to nothing- and we have proof that it’s NOT pleasant.

        • Seggs
          Seggs
          November 3, 2014, 9:40 pm | # | Reply

          proof? source?

          but one isnt capable of experiencing nothingness. the worst part about souldeath is worrying about it while one is still capable of doing so.

          • Lexible
            Lexible
            November 4, 2014, 12:57 am | # | Reply

            THIS.

        • Lexible
          Lexible
          November 4, 2014, 12:59 am | # | Reply

          You seem to have survived not existing pretty dang well. As have all of us who are alive. Also: “proof” bahahahahahahaha! Clearly, you are not a scientist.

          • Messenger
            Messenger
            November 4, 2014, 2:16 am | # | Reply

            Again, you’re speaking nonsense.

            Survival implies an existence (a conscious one at that in this specific matter) before an event and after it. There is no one to say “I” before conception, no “I” to experience anything at all then. That would include the experience of nothingness. But then, should there be someone at all to experience anything, such would by definition not be an experience of nothingness- that would be an experience of one’s self existing and all other experiences that come with it.

            As for your accusation, even within the realm of science, what does exist prior to a person’s conception is not a person to begin with- it’s at the least matter from which a person can be formed, or at most cells from two different human beings- I still don’t exist and have the capacity to experience anything. At the same time, my parents (or the donors of the cells that formed me) don’t experience nothingness either in the act of conception.

            You can think I’m no scientist, but you’re just not making sense. What you’ve been saying are purely logical contradictions that don’t mean anything while ignoring what’s actually been happening in the story. If what the Beast was doing- if being reduced to nothingness- was truly “Ain’t no big thang,” the Beast’s victims wouldn’t be screaming so hard (to the point of throwing in a Matrix reference) and the Champions and Adventurers wouldn’t be fighting so hard.

  5. SteelRaven
    SteelRaven
    November 3, 2014, 12:58 am | # | Reply

    Bad touch! Bad touch!

  6. Bob
    Bob
    November 3, 2014, 1:39 am | # | Reply

    Strange, most arrows spin when shot out of a bow…

    • Jack Vermicelli
      Jack Vermicelli
      November 3, 2014, 2:31 am | # | Reply

      Arrows are shot out of bows?

      • Aleister Crow
        Aleister Crow
        November 3, 2014, 7:49 am | # | Reply

        All these years of using a slingshot… I’ve been doing it wrong. :(

    • tlhonmey
      tlhonmey
      November 3, 2014, 12:27 pm | # | Reply

      That depends on the intended purpose of the arrow. Spinning will increase stability, and therefore accuracy. So most arrows with symmetrical points are fletched to make them spin as they fly.

      Gravedust, however, is shooting broadheads. Broadheads can bounce off of ribs if not oriented properly on impact, so they tend to be fletched to fly straight. (Some modern ones use other tricks like being able to rotate separately from the shaft to get the best of both worlds, but they would be highly expensive to manufacture at this tech level.)

      Which gets interesting, because it’s odd that an adventurer like Gravedust is using broadheads with the head aligned vertically. Those would work best on animals due to the vertical slits in their ribcages. For hunting humanoids you’d want the head aligned horizontally…

      Perhaps the fact that he imbues his arrows with souls renders the alignment irrelevant…

      • TBeckett
        TBeckett
        November 3, 2014, 1:39 pm | # | Reply

        Well I just learned some new things. Are you training to be an archery-focused adventurer yourself?

      • Snowblind
        Snowblind
        November 3, 2014, 6:26 pm | # | Reply

        Odd he is using a broadhead. Should be a bodkin for armor penetration.

      • centuriancode
        centuriancode
        November 3, 2014, 9:21 pm | # | Reply

        Not necessarily. As long as your bow has a decent draw weight, bouncing off the ribs is not usually an issue (it’s about 30 pounds to break a rib, and you can get bows a lot heavier than that). At that point, a broadhead is used to inflict far more harm on the target. A straight-bladed broadhead (whether two or three blades) then causes a very large hole because it forces the flesh and bone outwards as it spins through. A variant on the broadhead uses curved blades, which drill a very narrow hole through the body. This gives far better penetration, and is much less likely to destroy the target entirely (I’ve seen a 70 pound bow using a three-bladed broadhead make a target explode because there was so much outwards force from the spinning blades). However, you need fairly good technology to make a curving bladed arrowhead and give it any strength at all.

        • Borg
          Borg
          May 2, 2017, 6:54 pm | # | Reply

          You can’t just blindly apply the draw weight, though, unless you’re setting the point of the arrow against your target before releasing the string. The force an arrow exerts on its target depends on the speed on impact (which depends on draw weight at all points in the draw, draw distance, relative elevation, and the amount of energy lost to air resistance) and the duration of the impact (which depends on various physical properties of the target).

          That said, there certainly are bows capable of shooting arrows through ribs, but a simple comparison of draw weight to rib strength isn’t going to tell you which bows are or aren’t in that category.

  7. LadyDragon
    LadyDragon
    November 3, 2014, 1:42 am | # | Reply

    Oh snap…

  8. biggmac
    biggmac
    November 3, 2014, 2:19 am | # | Reply

    Gianteye However, Strength to
    Laugns. A girl Hammer
    Our Might It to
    Warriors Muster Toast!
    Yield. Enough
    Real

    • biggmac
      biggmac
      November 3, 2014, 2:20 am | # | Reply

      Hoo boy. That was supposed to be 3 lined up columns spelling out “GLOWY HAMMERSHIT”.

      • Phil
        Flo
        November 3, 2014, 6:55 pm | # | Reply

        The comments section is a harsh mistress.

      • MichaelHaneline
        MichaelHaneline
        November 3, 2014, 10:57 pm | # | Reply

        Gianteye_ However,___ Strength to
        Laugns __ A girl ______ Hammer
        Our _____ Might______ It to
        Warriors _ Muster ____ Toast!
        Yield ____ Enough
        _________Real

        Like that?

        • biggmac
          biggmac
          November 5, 2014, 4:51 am | # | Reply

          Yes!
          Thank you, Sensei.

  9. Jones
    Jones
    November 3, 2014, 2:43 am | # | Reply

    Magda, stomp! (or somethin’…)

  10. Smallfoot
    Smallfoot
    November 3, 2014, 3:45 am | # | Reply

    It appears that Gravy miscalculated…

    by an arrow margin

    • tejón
      tejón
      November 3, 2014, 12:56 pm | # | Reply

      NO THREAD FOR YOU

  11. John
    John
    November 3, 2014, 6:48 am | # | Reply

    …..Oh, that can’t be good.

  12. Jim
    Jim
    November 3, 2014, 8:36 am | # | Reply

    fffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff…

    • Psolo Ghoti
      Psolo Ghoti
      November 3, 2014, 4:35 pm | # | Reply

      …UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU…

      • Snowblind
        Snowblind
        November 3, 2014, 6:22 pm | # | Reply

        DDDDDGGGGGGGEEEEEE!

      • SotiCoto
        SotiCoto
        May 16, 2017, 6:53 am | # | Reply

        NNNNN TIIIIIMMMEEESSSSS!

  13. Minando
    Minando
    November 3, 2014, 9:18 am | # | Reply

    Bah, just an NPC´s soul. Doesn´t count. Bet he gave only shitty quests in live, too.

    • Tsapki
      Tsapki
      November 3, 2014, 11:39 am | # | Reply

      Probably still gives the beastie a slight power-up.

  14. DeePseudonym
    DeePseudonym
    November 3, 2014, 10:11 am | # | Reply

    things we know now:
    1: DigiHeap’s eye IS in fact vulnerable
    2: DigiHeap kills souls (thats kinda….damn)
    3: DigiHeap is much MUCH faster than any pile of digital compost has any right to be
    4: Gravy is fscked. Utterly. Even if he lives, no soul is going to trust him ever again.

    • kagato23
      kagato23
      November 3, 2014, 12:01 pm | # | Reply

      I wouldn’t go that far. This thing is new. Nobody could have predicted this happening (though any other souls with him right now are going “NOPE NOPE NOPE” i’m sure), and looking at his utter horror, he’s not going to ever try anything like that again on things he thinks come from beyond.

      • Constable
        Constable
        November 4, 2014, 10:52 pm | # | Reply

        It’s more that one of Gravey’s primary abilities is actually a liability against this creature. If it gets a hold of one of his spirit-laden arrows, it eats the spirit, and that’s not good. He’ll have to be extremely careful.

  15. tjk
    tjk
    November 3, 2014, 10:22 am | # | Reply

    what he jsut saw happen must be the most terrible and personally mind breaking thing he has ever seen. The full ramifications of what just happened is fully born upon his mind.

    the cultist spirit did warn him. Few people get to witness the complete anti-thesis of their existence occur before their eyes.

  16. Shamdon
    Shamdon
    November 3, 2014, 11:38 am | # | Reply

    There is only one way to read Gravy’s expression in the last panel: FUCK.

    • Schneidend
      Schneidend
      November 3, 2014, 2:32 pm | # | Reply

      I think it’s a bit more complicated. He basically just perverted his own mission in life by ensuring a soul will never move on to the afterlife. His actions doomed a soul, the very thing he’s supposed to shepherd and protect, to oblivion. I’m expecting a Heroic Blue Screen of Death, here.

    • biggmac
      biggmac
      November 3, 2014, 8:48 pm | # | Reply

      Or you could have said: See my Rabbi-gravitar.

  17. CorrTerek
    CorrTerek
    November 3, 2014, 1:34 pm | # | Reply

    Ugh. I called it, but I didn’t want to be right.

  18. Devlerbat
    Devlerbat
    November 3, 2014, 1:35 pm | # | Reply

    As worrisome as Gravedust’s mental breakdown is, I am more worried about that digital tentacle heading towards him at the same time.

  19. TBeckett
    TBeckett
    November 3, 2014, 1:40 pm | # | Reply

    THIS IS WHY YOU READ THE COMMENTS SECTION, GRAVEDUST

    Official Phil Kahn Gold Star

    • Seggs
      Seggs
      November 3, 2014, 9:50 pm | # | Reply

      yay! the gold star still exists!

  20. MidnightDStroyer
    MidnightDStroyer
    November 3, 2014, 2:10 pm | # | Reply

    S’yrnj needs to whip up some SERIOUS anti-bodies for that virus, REAL quick!

    …If only she were here to see it & run a diagnosis…

  21. darynluna
    darynluna
    November 3, 2014, 2:36 pm | # | Reply

    Gravedust never stood a ghost of a chance.

    • Minando
      Minando
      November 4, 2014, 6:31 am | # | Reply

      A spirited attempt nonetheless.

  22. Torint
    Torint
    November 3, 2014, 4:53 pm | # | Reply

    D:

  23. DeePseudonym
    DeePseudonym
    November 3, 2014, 8:47 pm | # | Reply

    well, there is one thing the players and the Thing From Beyond have in common I guess…..
    …they both hate farmers?

  24. Seggs
    Seggs
    November 3, 2014, 9:53 pm | # | Reply

    point of curiosity, is there like, a vacuum effect around this thing? i feel like there should at least be a breeze going into the monster because its dematerializing the air around it also.

    • Devlerbat
      Devlerbat
      November 4, 2014, 1:19 am | # | Reply

      Maybe it just disintegrates souls and solid matter only, or as the beast is effectively a computer virus and with Akerra being a video game world it doesn’t recognize air as actually existing, or perhaps you’re right and there is a vacuum or breeze but there is no point in showing this in the comic, or magic.

      Take your pick.

  25. SotiCoto
    SotiCoto
    January 27, 2015, 4:00 am | # | Reply

    I warned you about stares, bro.

    • MidnightDStroyer
      MidnightDStroyer
      February 18, 2017, 10:56 pm | # | Reply

      Yeah, gravity can be a real b!tch if you’re not careful going down stares.

  26. Stormageddon, Dark Lord of All
    Stormageddon, Dark Lord of All
    September 26, 2016, 1:38 pm | # | Reply

    I love how Gravy is all like dumbfounded. As if he just can’t wrap is mind around what just happened.

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