No puns from me. Just a mention that I am super weirded out at Joel’s face being one of the gravatars.
…It’s not going to let me post to this thread without a pun, is it. Okay, uh…
It’s so strange I might soil myself. Is this our chance to get the dirt on Mr. Watson?
Fire away, Magda. Fire until you’re out of shots, then load another magmazine!
I know it’s mean of me..but hope the Adventurers get there a bit late and the Rebellion has to beg for their help. And they have to convince Grave to be the one to help since his people, everyone else figures to fight it after.
…Or plot twist. Our lovely one eyed hero sees the orc slaves, flashbacks to when he tried to save some Orcs and he attacks them mid cyber-cthuluu. Three man battle would be sick
I think you’re all talking too much for granite.
I think the monster will bolder over.
And she was such a gneiss character.
Well, we shale see what comes next.
Well, now they know just exactly how scared they should be. If it can do that to a helmet forged by Tectonicus himself, then nothing they’ve got is gonna stop it or hurt it.
Do you *really* want that big ol’ all-negating Shoggoth down in the center of the world where he can reduce all to naught from the inside out? It’s not like lava is going to hurt him, he can probably negate it before he even gets uncomfortably hot…
Ok, in this situation I can finally admit that Magda is a freaking BAMF. Why did you have to be such a big bowl of dicks to Frigg, preventing me from full adoring your tiny badassitude?
Personally I hope she’s at least wearing herself out a lot with this move, maybe even shortening her lifespan. Getting to call up moves like this like it ain’t no thang seems a tad OP.
Frigg may be a hero of this tale, but, uh, when it comes to being a Bowl of D, she’s still kinda the caustic, unpleasant, and unsettlingly foul well from which all other dicks are drawn.
She might be a hero, but I wouldn’t want to be her friend.
Wait, did she just set up a grudge match?
From the center of the molten core, god of all that is the people… TECTONICUS!!!!!!!!!!
And from places unknown, the eater of all reality…. Um… Er… THAT THING!!!!!
I vote we start referring to the monster with feminine pronouns, not because I suspect she has a female identity but because it’s as good a guess as ‘male.’
Man, he is so lucky it just ate his helmet. If he hadn’t been wearing the thing he’d have been dead just as fast that other guy, which would have been quite sad; I might like the Gastonian side better but I’m dying to see them team up.
Now remember kids, don’t fall prey to the common trope. You’ve just opened a large hole under your enemy, he’s falling. Please keep situational awareness of all tentacles, arms and feet so said enemy doesn’t grab you and bring you with him thus setting up a monologue and/or character advancement through introspection at loss of a comrade.
Nahhh. I don’t think so. Best was far more cocky and full of himself than Penk. And I doubt H.R. would let the player back in, especially since he’s doing all he can to kill them (or at least appears to be anyways).
You know you shouldn’t open a hole in the ground that could potentially go all the way to a worlds core when trying to stop an entity that destroys things at the base level.
Rock the show, Magda! Give him some stone-cold – or, well, stone-hot – justice!
I think her core problem is she’s to attached to penk. She just needs to take up the mantle of independence so she can lead her people to peace.
This is where we find that the monster was just looking for the lava-tory.
No puns from me. Just a mention that I am super weirded out at Joel’s face being one of the gravatars.
…It’s not going to let me post to this thread without a pun, is it. Okay, uh…
It’s so strange I might soil myself. Is this our chance to get the dirt on Mr. Watson?
Fire away, Magda. Fire until you’re out of shots, then load another magmazine!
Fire in the hole!
Magda is gonna drop that load of crap in the magma chamberpot.
I know it’s mean of me..but hope the Adventurers get there a bit late and the Rebellion has to beg for their help. And they have to convince Grave to be the one to help since his people, everyone else figures to fight it after.
…Or plot twist. Our lovely one eyed hero sees the orc slaves, flashbacks to when he tried to save some Orcs and he attacks them mid cyber-cthuluu. Three man battle would be sick
I mean the Rebellion, not the Orcs whoops
Responding to alt-text: Well she is out standing in her field.
You gotta lava the new trick, though.
Terrain ’em a new one with the new fun.
Oh, please pumice me they will!
Magda sure knows how to get to the (planetary) core of a problem.
I think she could very well take up the mantle of leadership if penk dies.
That is quite the unexpected precipice.
I think you’re all talking too much for granite.
I think the monster will bolder over.
And she was such a gneiss character.
Well, we shale see what comes next.
Maybe if penk dies she’ll blame it on herself and run away from the rebellion to start with a clean slate.
Magda dauntless to a fault!!!
Release the KRAKKAK!
Well that’s one way of getting rid of that ridiculous helmet.
I know right? All I was thinking was “FINALLY!”
Well, now they know just exactly how scared they should be. If it can do that to a helmet forged by Tectonicus himself, then nothing they’ve got is gonna stop it or hurt it.
Now that’s a woman who knows how to put her foot down. Reminds me of great aunt Mathilda.
That’s putting your foot where its mouth is…
Damn it, that was my legendary helm! Do you have any idea how many steps were involved in the questline to get that thing?
“Any plan where you lose your hat is BAD PLAN.”
-Jager…credo? Motto?
It’s a thing Jagermonsters say.
Thousands of Team Fortress 2 players cried out in horror, as it derezzed.
But then you just go beat up an old barrista and take his stylish hat, and presto – you’re all set to make some more bad plans.
100 points for the Girl Genius reference. Another 100 if you rewrite your post in Jagermonster speech. ;-)
Hyu gots it, sveethot! VE TYPE!
But, haff to admit, waz Karishi mit the original raffarance, zo… iz kind off schtupid to claim all credit.
Thank you. I hated that thing.
I think it only took Penk one step to get that helmet. One step right into the volcano caldera…
Do you *really* want that big ol’ all-negating Shoggoth down in the center of the world where he can reduce all to naught from the inside out? It’s not like lava is going to hurt him, he can probably negate it before he even gets uncomfortably hot…
yeahhhhh, we REALLY better hope this thing doesn’t just mass-derezz the earth/lava/plates that it may bump into.
Ah, but it’s made of death. Seems it only “works” on living things.
Didn’t you see the de-rezzed spots on the landscape-terrain along the path it took? That IS how the Peacekeepers are tracking it down now.
Sounds like a SyFy movie.
“How do we get rid of this micro-singularity we created?”
“Just dump it in a hole, like we do with all of our hazardous waste.”
“But, what if it starts to grow?”
“Better make it a really, really deep hole.”
Calling Leroy Jenkins… where are you and your “balls out” approach to tough encounters?
Just…don’t follow him in there…
Magda proves once more that she’s the Hoss of this team. Only one who comes close to her is Hammerhead.
How prophetic…
Monstah go down the HOOOOLE!
Nooooo not the awesome helmet. Hope he gets a new one from his god.
Maybe THIS time, Techtonicus will remember to include a chinstrap on it so that Penk won’t lose it so easily.
Ok, in this situation I can finally admit that Magda is a freaking BAMF. Why did you have to be such a big bowl of dicks to Frigg, preventing me from full adoring your tiny badassitude?
Personally I hope she’s at least wearing herself out a lot with this move, maybe even shortening her lifespan. Getting to call up moves like this like it ain’t no thang seems a tad OP.
Give it time. We’ve just began to crack the surface of her character…
Frigg may be a hero of this tale, but, uh, when it comes to being a Bowl of D, she’s still kinda the caustic, unpleasant, and unsettlingly foul well from which all other dicks are drawn.
She might be a hero, but I wouldn’t want to be her friend.
Wait, did she just set up a grudge match?
From the center of the molten core, god of all that is the people… TECTONICUS!!!!!!!!!!
And from places unknown, the eater of all reality…. Um… Er… THAT THING!!!!!
FIGHT!
I vote we start referring to the monster with feminine pronouns, not because I suspect she has a female identity but because it’s as good a guess as ‘male.’
And on the off-chance she IS a female monster, I get to feel proud.
If it eats Tectonicus I think she might regret this decision
I got feel this will only make it mad
Man, he is so lucky it just ate his helmet. If he hadn’t been wearing the thing he’d have been dead just as fast that other guy, which would have been quite sad; I might like the Gastonian side better but I’m dying to see them team up.
Wow, Penk almost lost his head in that situation.
Now remember kids, don’t fall prey to the common trope. You’ve just opened a large hole under your enemy, he’s falling. Please keep situational awareness of all tentacles, arms and feet so said enemy doesn’t grab you and bring you with him thus setting up a monologue and/or character advancement through introspection at loss of a comrade.
Fly, you fools!
Oh shit
Penk lost a good load of stats with losing that helmet, is he even still relevant now ?
Meh, the only change with the full set is adding fire aspect to attacks, which doesn’t change much for Penk…
Finally we learn Penk’s true identity…oh wait.
You mean the alt of a certain deceased shit elf?
That’s crazy, Best was an elf bard, Penk is clearly a troll ba- wait a minute…
Nahhh. I don’t think so. Best was far more cocky and full of himself than Penk. And I doubt H.R. would let the player back in, especially since he’s doing all he can to kill them (or at least appears to be anyways).
You know you shouldn’t open a hole in the ground that could potentially go all the way to a worlds core when trying to stop an entity that destroys things at the base level.
Don’t worry, it is turtles all the way down…
…turtles all the way down…TO INFINITY & BEYOND!