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Annotations Every Day - Written by T Campbell & Flo Kahn - Illustrated by John & Jason Waltrip

'We shouldn't go there. It sucks.'

Chapter 36 – Page 10

on January 26, 2015
Chapter: Chapter 36
└ Tags: Brother Homon, Brother Tom, Byron
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  1. Insanenoodlyguy
    Insanenoodlyguy
    January 26, 2015, 12:07 am | # | Reply

    Yeah, that place is boring.

    • Joe
      Joe
      January 26, 2015, 7:41 am | # | Reply

      ‘Tis a silly place.

      • SotiCoto
        SotiCoto
        January 27, 2015, 7:41 am | # | Reply

        Let’s not go there.

        • Lexible
          Lexible
          January 27, 2015, 11:22 pm | # | Reply

          I… Have… To Push… The Pram A Lot!

          • Rimswythor'nj
            Rimswythor'nj
            January 29, 2015, 10:52 am | # | Reply

            Bravo, brave sir knights.

  2. Ganurath
    Ganurath
    January 26, 2015, 12:08 am | # | Reply

    I have a riddle: Who’s bald, loves death, and just got played like a fifty cent kazoo?

    • Snowblind
      Snowblind
      January 26, 2015, 8:02 am | # | Reply

      The guy with the bloody dagger in his hand?

      *hurk*

  3. alicemacher
    alicemacher
    January 26, 2015, 12:11 am | # | Reply

    Cyberia, home of the Googlag.

    • ThePuck1
      ThePuck1
      January 26, 2015, 1:33 am | # | Reply

      I see what you did there, comrade.

      • DeePseudonym
        DeePseudonym
        January 26, 2015, 11:30 am | # | Reply

        Well it’s certainly not full of a bunch of Yahoos, that’s for sure.
        Although, if the Players have other characters there (like, say, Best), you could possibly call it the Alt-a-Vista. Either way, it’ definitely an Excite-ing moment.

        This throwback to 90s web brought to you courtesy of ….. ahfahgeddabouddit…

        • SomeGuy
          SomeGuy
          January 26, 2015, 12:09 pm | # | Reply

          All I could think, with people punslinging like crazy over a path many need to travel is “Duck….Duck….GO”

          • Villyne
            Villyne
            January 26, 2015, 3:41 pm | # | Reply

            I don’t get it. Should I go Ask Jeeves?

            • flevine
              flevine
              January 26, 2015, 6:17 pm | # | Reply

              I think Brother Tom may have pushed Byron’s HotBot-ton…

              • MichaelHaneline
                MichaelHaneline
                January 26, 2015, 9:18 pm | # | Reply

                I don’t know what you guys are talking about. I guess I’ll just Bing it.

                • DeusExCeteri
                  DeusExCeteri
                  January 26, 2015, 10:28 pm | # | Reply

                  They’re talking about an animal, I’m quite sure. Spotted one on my last Safari if I recall.

                  • Tavis
                    Tavis
                    January 26, 2015, 11:02 pm | # | Reply

                    Y’all sure know how to Dogpile on this.

                    • zero
                      zero
                      January 27, 2015, 6:02 am | #

                      my suggestion is to go assault the giant cyberspiders, those webcrawlers are rather slow.

                    • Monochrome
                      Monochrome
                      January 27, 2015, 8:17 pm | #

                      It looks like a lovely location, a great place for some father and son phishing.

                • flevine
                  flevine
                  January 31, 2015, 3:51 pm | # | Reply

                  Beautiful Altavista of Cyberia through the portal there.

        • MidnightDStroyer
          MidnightDStroyer
          January 27, 2015, 8:32 pm | # | Reply

          With your body of internet knowledge, you just may be a real Prodigy.

        • Speedy
          Speedy
          January 8, 2019, 3:11 pm | # | Reply

          This thread has more fails than the .com edition of Monopoly.

  4. Loyal
    Loyal
    January 26, 2015, 12:11 am | # | Reply

    Guess the expansion pack, “The Countless Abyss,” isn’t due for another few months.

    • DALEK
      DALEK
      January 26, 2015, 11:22 pm | # | Reply

      Nah, that comes later after this most recent patch, Rage of the Machines.

  5. Fairportfan
    Fairportfan
    January 26, 2015, 12:22 am | # | Reply

    Thought that’s who it was…

  6. biggmac
    biggmac
    January 26, 2015, 12:27 am | # | Reply

    Looks like the black berserkerspirit got banished to Cyberia.
    Next: Cyberzerkers!

    • LockeZ
      LockeZ
      January 26, 2015, 1:47 am | # | Reply

      I don’t think that black stuff is his berserkity. I think it’s just his life force and/or soul.

      What do I know though? They obviously had a reason for wanting to de-neutralize his berserker condition, so maybe you’re right.

      • mrk
        mrk
        January 26, 2015, 4:32 am | # | Reply

        i read it as the “dark tainted energy” built up in him by having the berserker side. bit like an infection or a tumor, it’s just been fed and nourished so it can be extracted later for devilish purposes:)

        but that’s just me;)

    • DeePseudonym
      DeePseudonym
      January 26, 2015, 11:32 am | # | Reply

      Mind-Blown… maybe Homon (HR) just saved Cyberia by sending it the berzerkousness so that the berzerkerouness could cleanse the realm of the chaos that is clearly infesting it right now.

    • Andreas Geisler
      Andreas Geisler
      January 26, 2015, 6:59 pm | # | Reply

      It is not far from Kamenberia, where the Kamen Bear roams.

  7. Nicolas Rei
    Nicolas Rei
    January 26, 2015, 12:36 am | # | Reply

    Come on, counts as special cut scene. Hero gains new ability. Controlled Rage.

  8. The Indomitable Eric
    The Indomitable Eric
    January 26, 2015, 12:39 am | # | Reply

    Whoa, whoa, guys. You better be careful. Panels are getting wobbly, over here. Ya’ll better strap yourselves in or something!

    • The Indomitable Eric
      The Indomitable Eric
      January 26, 2015, 12:40 am | # | Reply

      …my gravatar is certainly interesting.

  9. SteelRaven
    SteelRaven
    January 26, 2015, 12:53 am | # | Reply

    … this is going to end well

    • wwlaos
      wwlaos
      January 26, 2015, 11:10 am | # | Reply

      It always does.

  10. Dotcom
    Dotcom
    January 26, 2015, 12:56 am | # | Reply

    Aaaahhhh… The magic is PURPLE. Methinks closed-eye-guy beckons from the Sepia World.

    • Ishmael
      Ishmael
      January 26, 2015, 1:17 am | # | Reply

      Well, it was a homunculus made by H.R. Puffnstuff.

      • Dotcom
        Dotcom
        January 26, 2015, 8:39 am | # | Reply

        I totally missed that! Do you have a link to it?

        • John Waltrip
          John Waltrip
          January 26, 2015, 11:17 am | # | Reply

          It’s at the end of chapter 27.

  11. Random Whatever
    Random Whatever
    January 26, 2015, 12:58 am | # | Reply

    Woof. miniHR sure just killed Tommy’s buzz.

  12. Minando
    Minando
    January 26, 2015, 1:34 am | # | Reply

    Well, hello neighbors.

  13. Nathanyel
    Nathanyel
    January 26, 2015, 2:00 am | # | Reply

    And so, the Betrayer has become… the Betrayed.

    • Nathanyel
      Nathanyel
      January 26, 2015, 2:02 am | # | Reply

      I should carefully consider my next step
      [beat]
      *grabs Tequila bottle*

      • Twitcher
        Twitcher
        January 27, 2015, 9:34 pm | # | Reply

        I really think H.R. is overplaying his hand here. What’s to stop Tom from killing Homon/H.R. and reverse engineering H.R.’s spell so Tom himself can enter Sepia World, possibly by hijacking H.R.’s own body? It won’t be hard for Tom to dupe somebody who actually believes he’s God.

  14. SgtWadeyWilson
    SgtWadeyWilson
    January 26, 2015, 2:58 am | # | Reply

    Free Gengars and Red Kryptonite for everyone!*

    *Only players who log in every day in the month of February, sacrifice their firstborn, and sign their soul over are eligible to participate. Only the top 500 ranked players will be allowed to keep the prizes past March.

    • Averant
      Averant
      January 26, 2015, 4:17 am | # | Reply

      **Soul not available for refund

      • Konig
        Konig
        January 26, 2015, 2:01 pm | # | Reply

        Does that mean we can get our firstborns back? Not that I’d want it… Who knows where that thing’s been now!

  15. Saiyanwolf
    Saiyanwolf
    January 26, 2015, 5:28 am | # | Reply

    This isn’t your kids’ “Cyberspace.”

  16. Random_Idiot
    Random_Idiot
    January 26, 2015, 6:49 am | # | Reply

    Even if you’re a homonculus forged from the very flesh of the universe’s creator, I don’t think it’s ever a good idea to betray a nihilistic cultist who’s hyped up on bloodlust. At least, not while a dagger’s in his hand.

    • DeePseudonym
      DeePseudonym
      January 26, 2015, 11:33 am | # | Reply

      Yeah, I foresee “consequences” real soon now.

    • Loyal
      Loyal
      January 26, 2015, 9:28 pm | # | Reply

      Somehow I doubt “longevity” is among Brother Homon’s aims. He is a tool to serve HR’s purposes in Sepiaworld, not a being of his own motivations.

  17. alwayslurking
    alwayslurking
    January 26, 2015, 6:50 am | # | Reply

    Two froms in the final speech bubble? That doesn’t read right.

    • banderwock
      banderwock
      January 26, 2015, 9:21 am | # | Reply

      No no, he’s saying he comes from the land of From.

      • Justanothersomethingorother
        Justanothersomethingorother
        January 26, 2015, 8:47 pm | # | Reply

        So . . . . . did Hurricane get bought out by From Software in this universe?

  18. Jean-Luc
    Jean-Luc
    January 26, 2015, 6:50 am | # | Reply

    Hellberia? I dunno, I feel they should take another stab at it.

    • Speedy
      Speedy
      January 8, 2019, 3:36 pm | # | Reply

      If that’s Hell-beer-ia, then I guess Sigh-beer-ia would actually be an improvement.

  19. chase
    chase
    January 26, 2015, 7:33 am | # | Reply

    So, Humon just sent Byron’s soul and/or berserker-stuff into Cyberia? Is he still trying to wake the tubed players up? (Sorry, I sometimes have a really hard time following it all)

    • Dotcom
      Dotcom
      January 26, 2015, 8:42 am | # | Reply

      Is Cyberia made by a competitor’s company? Maybe he’s trying to destroy it?

      • Mujaki
        Mujaki
        January 26, 2015, 9:00 am | # | Reply

        No, “Escape From Cyberia” is the next game released by Hurricane Software, following their smash hit “Kingdoms of Arkerra.”
        http://guildedage.net/comic/chapter-9-page-6/

        • chase
          chase
          January 26, 2015, 10:33 am | # | Reply

          That part I do remember; I think it’s also where that WAV guy said he was from.
          I’m just confused about why Humon sent Byron’s… stuff, into Cyberia.
          Eagerly awaiting the next page!

          • chase
            chase
            January 26, 2015, 10:35 am | # | Reply

            Or, wait a minute… now that I take another look, it kinda seems like he only needed that stuff to help him OPEN that gateway? Rather than sending it into that world…

  20. Mordecai
    Mordecai
    January 26, 2015, 8:53 am | # | Reply

    I have a feeling shit will truly go down when “Brother Homon” finally opens his eyes.

    • Mordecai
      Mordecai
      January 29, 2015, 6:41 pm | # | Reply

      Called it.

  21. Lord Hideous
    Lord Hideous
    January 26, 2015, 8:55 am | # | Reply

    “Where you come from? What in the name of the Countless’ endlessly groping fingers do you mean ‘where you come from?!”

  22. Sem
    Sem
    January 26, 2015, 10:15 am | # | Reply

    Next t-shirt idea: “Human Sacrifice: it’s the gift that just keeps on giving!”

    • Speedy
      Speedy
      January 8, 2019, 3:51 pm | # | Reply

      That’ll just encourage AETP to run ads saying “I’d rather go naked than wear skin.”

  23. Aslandus
    Aslandus
    January 26, 2015, 10:58 am | # | Reply

    Well don’t go there yet, they haven’t finished the texture work!

  24. Karishi
    Karishi
    January 26, 2015, 11:32 am | # | Reply

    Brother Tom is now making that face we made when you guys said, “Oh man, you should see your face.”

  25. Ishmael
    Ishmael
    January 26, 2015, 11:59 am | # | Reply

    You know, I’m just now noticing that Homon there has Sepia World Hair. No one else in Arkerra has hair that detailed.

    • Thracecius
      Thracecius
      January 26, 2015, 12:40 pm | # | Reply

      He bought the optional Hi-Res Character Pack. Only $9.95 + tax!

  26. Valdrax
    Valdrax
    January 26, 2015, 12:05 pm | # | Reply

    Tom looks like the kid that was just got told his birthday party was cancelled.

  27. Chris
    Chris
    January 26, 2015, 12:22 pm | # | Reply

    *GASP*

  28. Psolo Ghoti
    Psolo Ghoti
    January 26, 2015, 6:18 pm | # | Reply

    I really don’t get how people are only just now realizing the connection between Brother Homon and Sepia World, as if it was ever meant to be a secret.

    H.R. said he was sending a homunculus into Arkerra. We saw the homunculus — an exact miniature clone of H.R. — being created and sent through a portal. The significance of H.R. successfully putting an agent inside Arkerra was as clear as it possibly could have been. And while this could, at the time, have been written off and forgotten as probably yet another futile attempt by H.R. to gain control of “his” world, the memory should have resurfaced when a guy who looks exactly like H.R. appears in Arkerra, working together with the leader of the cultists!

    • Dotcom
      Dotcom
      January 27, 2015, 2:44 pm | # | Reply

      It happened quite a while ago, we never see a connection between them afterwards, and—I’m not sure how it is for others—but for some reason I just don’t get as engaged in the Sepia World parts of the story. They’re cool, but still feel pretty separate from Arkerra up to this point.

      • Psolo Ghoti
        Psolo Ghoti
        January 27, 2015, 6:58 pm | # | Reply

        And all that is overshadowed by the fact that Brother Homon is an exact copy of H.R. — the single most important Sepia World character in terms of influence on the plot, at least until Shanna started rocking the boat. Apart from face blindness or skipping the Sepia World scenes entirely, I can’t imagine any way to forget H.R.’s face, or miss the similarity with Brother Homon. Sure, Homon doesn’t have the glasses, but we’re not in Metropolis.

      • Loyal
        Loyal
        January 27, 2015, 7:43 pm | # | Reply

        The Homonculus first popped up just over a year ago in realtime, “Brother Homon” a bit less than half that, and in the comic’s five-year span that’s not a huge length of time. People have had no problem remembering things like Payet Best’s ambiguous fate which well predate that. Homon’s always had an incredibly distinct look that separates them from other denizens of Arkerra, from how detailed his features are right down to his very proportions. The very first feature we see of him in Arkerra is HR’s unmistakable moustache.

        People need to pay attention and accept that Sepiaworld is, and has always been, as integral to the storyline as Arkerra. HR sending his body double to exploit the cultists will not be the last time HR meddles in Arkerran affairs.

  29. NobodySpecial
    NobodySpecial
    January 26, 2015, 9:10 pm | # | Reply

    Forced server transfers suck, but forced game transfers have gotta suck harder.

  30. randomdude
    randomdude
    January 26, 2015, 11:03 pm | # | Reply

    “But not like from where I come from “?

  31. Minando
    Minando
    January 27, 2015, 6:57 am | # | Reply

    So this is where the bugs come from.

  32. SotiCoto
    SotiCoto
    January 27, 2015, 7:57 am | # | Reply

    I’ve reached “the last page” again…
    And I see a lot has gone down since my last run through the archives. … I’m not talking about the plot.
    Should I be worried? That whole matter of someone being retconned out of existence left me kinda… paranoid. Like I could just be erased from existence and never know why…

    .

    Anyhow… just looking at page after page of comments just leaves a surreal sense of just how alien everyone else is to me.
    Almost all the comments were made yesterday. Most were made within the first hour.
    Every page is the same since the beginning. The comments primarily made in the hour, then in the day of its posting… and then nothing. Pages of comments all made in the one day and then… nothing.
    I’m posting one day after the page was added, and it is unlikely it will even be noticed…

    How do you people do that? How can you only read the plot one page at a time… a mere second of plot activity every two days or so? It would be like trying to watch a tree grow… so slowly you can’t even see it move… HOW can people read webcomics that way?
    And yet you all do.
    This is your “normal” … while to me it is utterly alien. Incomprehensible.
    My normal is to read through the archives… whether from the beginning or some fixed point in the past. Enough to get a sort of momentum… a feeling of continuity… I couldn’t do it otherwise. Then I leave it alone for a few months for more time to progress and plot to accumulate… naturally. This is the way I’ve always read webcomics. It is what seemed most natural.
    And yet it is different. What is self-intuitive to me is simply not done by the majority.

    I don’t get it. I just don’t get how humans do things. v_v;

    … I might drop in briefly tomorrow just in the hopes of catching it while people are in the midst of conversation… or I might not. Either way, I’m done with the January 2015 archive run.
    Time to do something else for a few months.

    • Ghusk
      Ghusk
      January 27, 2015, 9:05 am | # | Reply

      I do the same with (newer) TV series or games. I wait until they are finishes (with games that is until they are fully patched, all Addons and DLC are out and maybe even good mods can be found). I just want to experience them in my own pace. I don’t want to wait for a new season or a patch for a plot-stopping bug. Or start a new game for a DLC/AddOn.

      But (for me) webcomics are different. They are little distractions from work. And you are always happy to get one, right? A lot of people seem to have the same ‘problem’, as the vast majority of pageviews for webcomic are from Mo-Fr, even when a comic has weekend updates. In comparison with other formats, updates are regular, so the plot move slowly but surely. You don’t forget half the story between updates. (Who’s that Stannis guy, again?) But you are right, reading a comic from start to finish in a few sessions gives a much better comprehension. I also do that sometimes. But it’s not good for work ;)

      • SotiCoto
        SotiCoto
        January 28, 2015, 3:41 am | # | Reply

        I do what I do AT work.
        Obviously I’m not supposed to… but given I can get this AND my work done in the time allotted… why not?

        In any case, I can’t imagine being able to perceive the progression of the plot in any meaningful manner in page-per-two-day intervals. My memory isn’t exactly stable enough for the task, unfortunately.

        Doesn’t help that the updates are in the middle of the night from my perspective… so I couldn’t exactly join in the initial burst of conversation anyway.

    • Jean-Luc
      Jean-Luc
      January 27, 2015, 4:33 pm | # | Reply

      It’s basically the same thing you do but in much shorter intervals.

      • Lexible
        Lexible
        January 27, 2015, 11:26 pm | # | Reply

        <3

        (You are *not* helping my crush on you any.)

  33. fgarber
    fgarber
    January 27, 2015, 2:03 pm | # | Reply

    Here’s my theory: I think HR was able to tap into Arkerra from SepiaWorld using magic and sticking five people in tubes. He got GodMode in Arkerra, and learned that Arkerra is a true persistant world; an alternate world. But from SepiaWorld, Cyberia was just data and pixels. He needed Brother Tom’s ritual to open a gate to allow HR Prime to get GodMode in Cyberia.
    So what’s the next software project from Hurricane? I think, with the increased processing power in a place called Cyberia, he can develop SepiaWorld: The Game, so that HR can close the loop, get GodMode in SepiaWorld. and live happily ever after.

    • ahdok
      ahdok
      January 27, 2015, 2:55 pm | # | Reply

      I’m pretty sure the HR in Arkerra is the homunculus HR put in there, and that version of HR doesn’t really have the same kind of powers to manipulate the game that HR does. It can, however, operate from within the game structure.

  34. ahdok
    ahdok
    January 27, 2015, 2:54 pm | # | Reply

    Who’d ever want to go to Siberia anyway…

    • SotiCoto
      SotiCoto
      January 28, 2015, 3:42 am | # | Reply

      Who wouldn’t?

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