Anachronistic, hell.
Each copy of the “tape” could merely be a small item majicked to play a pre-programmed event. And the best part of that is, it’ll be (for all intents & purposes) the same as watching a 3D holographic movie!
War wabler! Monster; description: this gigantic flying fire breathing, Ice casting (don’t ask me how he or she does it) Carnivore with two heads and four huge taloned legs flies the skies of (random world yet unknown) filling the land and sky with terror with his double headed cry that makes most men screech with terror and eggs to spoil and cows to spontaneously explode. One written tale from a dwarf describes it as, “ACH! yee wee two headed beasty sounds horrible! ACH! I’M ON FIRE! ACH! I’M FREEZING TA DEATH! ACH! ME GUTS ARE SPILLIN’ OUT! AAAAGGGHHHH…”
And Sundar is incomparably slammed hard by the alt text. I don’t know what’s more devastating, the populace’s reaction to the events of the berserk massacre or that incredible burn.
NYTimes: Massacre at a small town: how the Guild has gone and lost it
The Progressive: Tea Party rally turned slaughter exposes right wing fanaticism
National Review: Current Administration policies set stage for disaster
Mother Jones: Adventurer’s persecution violates cultists first amendment rights
Rolling Stone: Is this the face of a killer? How modern society failed Byron the Berzerker
Wall Street Journal: Acute population decline actually lessens risk of famine this summer
Good Housekeeping: 5 ways to make Gnome tartare, by Bragga
Weekly World News: BAT BOY ATTACKS ADVENTURERS EVENT, TURNING THEM CRAZED KILLERS
So instead of a record screeching in the background like in movies, I’m assuming the low played, lilting lute music suddenly suffered a broken lute string on their entrance?
I know the heads of houses don’t like the adventurers, but did they really think it was a good idea to ostracize the champions of their military so soon after the Savage Races have formed theirs?
If this is indeed from the higher powers and not simply sensationalist journalism, It might be less about the adventurers as a group and more about Sy’nj specifically.
Oh dear me. SOMEONE has hacked Sundar and is playing him. I didn’t really get it until now but someone has stolen our Sepiaworld player’s account…
When a RP buddy suddenly starts acting -really- weird and off character, you know either A. Something is up storywise or B. Someone has gotten their hands on th login and is f’ing with you.
Even his costume is off color…
I don’t get the joke, and the sunglasses are missing a lens, but we’ve all got to start somewhere in inventing our own Caruso one-liners. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mznsEcZlM2I
“Stop the presses! … No, really, stop all of the presses! Printing presses haven’t been liberated, yet. And, the people who use them and the people who provide the content are about to lose their freedom!”
Buzzkill.
Time to go rogue.
https://youtu.be/WyfhzqhJNbg
*cough* *cough*
Well that answers my question.
Yup, now we know why all the townees got the stink eye for the Adventurers.
All Publicity Is Good Publicity Says Local Moron.
The only thing that can save them now is to release Frigg’s sex tape, The Best Box Anthology.
I love it when a random, yet fulfilling pop-cultural mashup comes together in the morning.
“Frigg’s sex tape”
Still anachronistic, but I’m picturing a roll of duct tape, printed with a series of Frigg O-faces.
I’d buy it.
They bear a striking resemblance to her Smash-Things-To-Bits-faces.
Anachronistic, hell.
Each copy of the “tape” could merely be a small item majicked to play a pre-programmed event. And the best part of that is, it’ll be (for all intents & purposes) the same as watching a 3D holographic movie!
Many adventures start in a tavern. Some adventurers end there.
Tavern tale X : You are SO dead.
Please never say “war-warbler” again.
War wabler! Monster; description: this gigantic flying fire breathing, Ice casting (don’t ask me how he or she does it) Carnivore with two heads and four huge taloned legs flies the skies of (random world yet unknown) filling the land and sky with terror with his double headed cry that makes most men screech with terror and eggs to spoil and cows to spontaneously explode. One written tale from a dwarf describes it as, “ACH! yee wee two headed beasty sounds horrible! ACH! I’M ON FIRE! ACH! I’M FREEZING TA DEATH! ACH! ME GUTS ARE SPILLIN’ OUT! AAAAGGGHHHH…”
He exploding cows. Awesome.
Funny, I get the same reaction all the time.
Yeah, I’d have that same look reading a headline that reads YES.
It’s significantly less baffled than the one I would have.
Good old responsible journalism.
More responsible than the adventurers, at least.
…They didn’t hire a PR! So irresponsible, I tell you.
Even the parrot is shocked.
And Sundar is incomparably slammed hard by the alt text. I don’t know what’s more devastating, the populace’s reaction to the events of the berserk massacre or that incredible burn.
NYTimes: Massacre at a small town: how the Guild has gone and lost it
The Progressive: Tea Party rally turned slaughter exposes right wing fanaticism
National Review: Current Administration policies set stage for disaster
Mother Jones: Adventurer’s persecution violates cultists first amendment rights
Rolling Stone: Is this the face of a killer? How modern society failed Byron the Berzerker
Wall Street Journal: Acute population decline actually lessens risk of famine this summer
Good Housekeeping: 5 ways to make Gnome tartare, by Bragga
Weekly World News: BAT BOY ATTACKS ADVENTURERS EVENT, TURNING THEM CRAZED KILLERS
I love this.
I heard that knome tartar’s secret ingredient is rabbit.
Gnome*
That sure is a lot of literates sitting around in a tavern.
My gravatar is so amazing right now.
It really is.
And, uhh… yeah. It really is.
“Did I say adventurer ? Nah, I meant advertiser !”
So instead of a record screeching in the background like in movies, I’m assuming the low played, lilting lute music suddenly suffered a broken lute string on their entrance?
*twunnng-k*
Oh man, they walked right into that one.
Not sure if that was intentional, but that pun has really set the bar.
They sure maid an entrance.
…….Sundar? Back out the door… slowly.
You’ve got it all wrong; Sundar just went in the door, quickly!
Called it.
I know the heads of houses don’t like the adventurers, but did they really think it was a good idea to ostracize the champions of their military so soon after the Savage Races have formed theirs?
Politicians: Known for making the best decisions at all times. Always.
If this is indeed from the higher powers and not simply sensationalist journalism, It might be less about the adventurers as a group and more about Sy’nj specifically.
Conspiracy theory!!!!
Oh dear me. SOMEONE has hacked Sundar and is playing him. I didn’t really get it until now but someone has stolen our Sepiaworld player’s account…
When a RP buddy suddenly starts acting -really- weird and off character, you know either A. Something is up storywise or B. Someone has gotten their hands on th login and is f’ing with you.
Even his costume is off color…
Nevermind. Stupid lack of coffee me is confusing Scipio and Sundar.
Paper 1: “Could your town be next?”
Paper 2: “Yes!”
I love it.
And what adventurers do best is a good old tavern brawl!
I don’t get the joke, and the sunglasses are missing a lens, but we’ve all got to start somewhere in inventing our own Caruso one-liners. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mznsEcZlM2I
Let’s get real, though. Sundar could take everybody in that tavern.
And you think that would be a good thing?
“Adventurers. Can they kill your children? Yes. This has been the Fun Family Science Corner. And now to the weather: ♪♫♪♪♫♪”
Ah, the old pen vs. sword issue.
The pen is only mightier than a single sword because it can motivate many swords…
As Wav and Sundar may be about to find out…
Hmmm. I wonder what Hurricane’s paying customers will think, when suddenly every NPC in Gastonia becomes hostile to their avatars?
“Stop the presses! … No, really, stop all of the presses! Printing presses haven’t been liberated, yet. And, the people who use them and the people who provide the content are about to lose their freedom!”