The low stakes adventures of an assorted group of 20 somethings trapped in the declining years of American retail. They are naughty and say lots of swears.
Monster Pulse
Magnolia Porter Siddell
Four kids run afoul of a creepy secret organization's experiments, which turn their body parts into fighting monsters. Part sentimental coming-of-age story, part monster-training shonen manga, with just a bit of sci-fi body horror.
Paranatural
Zack Morrison
Superpowered middle schoolers fight evil spirits in their rural hometown. Come for the jokes, stay for the cast, the creatures, and the mystery that ties them all together!
Kiwi Blitz
Mary Cagle (Cube Watermelon)
Steffi thinks she can use her kiwi mech to become a superhero. This idea turns out to be very stupid.
Wychwood
Varethane
When Tiara's pyrokinesis is finally noticed, she is captured by a magical research organization for study. If she cooperates, she could be helping to save humanity from a dire threat - but can she trust them?
Monsterkind
Taylor C
Wallace Foster, a young, bright-eyed human social worker, has his entire world view rocked when he's suddenly relocated into a city primarily inhabited by monsters.
Tigress Queen
Allison Shaw
A barbarian warlord and a pampered prince try to avoid a marriage alliance that could end decades of violence.
Fireweeds Moors
Gato Iberico
A cat-headed man and a girl with a sandwich hankering accidentally end up in a myth-infused country where magic chalices are a really big thing.
Stand Still, Stay Silent
Minna Sundberg
A few generations after the end of the world, a small, poorly financed research crew is sent out to rediscover whatever is left of the forbidden old world in the south.
Demon's Mirror
Harry Bogosian
Based loosely off of "The Snow Queen", a story by Hans Christian Andersen, we see things take a different turn as the demons become central characters, and the side characters stick around. Yup, that's the only differences. Enjoy!
Caramel Corn
Potchimew
Sarah is the only human left in a world full of mythical creatures and monsters. All she wants to do is live a quiet life, but everything changes when she meets her guardian angel, Jacob.
The Sanity Circus
Windy
Magic, monsters and mysteries await in the odd city of Sanity. It's up to Attley and a colorful group of characters to find out just what is going on.
The Lonely Vincent Bellingham
Diana Huh
Vincent is an unkind man looking to disappear, and finds himself in the care of a vampire and her two wicked children.
Goodbye to Halos
Valerie Halla
Cuddles, gay flirting, weird feelings, and magic-fueled knife fights - it's an adventure across the queer multiverse!
[un]Divine
Ayme
A highschool senior thought giving up his soul for a demon was a good idea. It wasn't.
Star Trip
Gisele Weaver
Jas is a human taken from her home planet on a trip across the galaxy she will never forget.
Kochab
Sarah Webb
A YA F/F fantasy comic about Sonya, a lost skier trying to survive a snowy wilderness and find her way back to her village; and Kyra - a fire spirit trying to fix the home that she let fall apart around her.
Phantomarine
Claire K. Niebergall
A ghostly princess must sail across a haunted sea to save her soul from a devious, shapeshifting death god known as the Red Tide King.
Girl Genius
Phil Foglio, Kaja Foglio
In a time when the Industrial Revolution has become an all-out war, Mad Science rules the World...with mixed success.
Tiger, Tiger
Petra Nordlund
A young noble lady steals her brother's identity and his ship to find love and adventure, and to write a book about the fascinating life cycle of sea sponges!
Bybloemen
C.B. McPherson
An infernal plan to corrupt the small town of Stenen Brug at the height of tulipmania is complicated by a pact made between a talented young merchant and a demon looking to change careers.
The Witch Door
Anni K.
Katariina Lehto discovers her neighbor is a witch called Jousia Muotka. Jousia introduces Katariina to the strange people and places beyond the witch door...
Love Not Found
Gina Biggs
Abeille is on a quest to find someone who wants to do it the old-fashioned way in a time when touching has become outdated.
Godslave
Meaghan Carter
Edith has been thrown into the dangerous world of modern-day Egyptian mythology. Fighting monsters and dealing with family drama of godly proportions.
Atomic Robo
Brian Clevinger, Scott Wegener
The robot punches monsters and bad robots and one time he was a cowboy.
Lighter Than Heir
Melissa Albino
A young Volant woman joins the military in an effort to upstage her war-hero father.
Widdershins
Kate Ashwin
A series of light-hearted Victorian-era adventure stories featuring grumpy bounty hunters, accidental thiefkings, and more, in England's magical capital city Widdershins!
Ghost Junk Sickness
Studio CARTRIDGE, Laura Lee
Two hunters try to survive and end up being pushed to pursue a deadly bounty dubbed "The Ghost".
Bicycle Boy
Jackarais
A cyborg named Poet wakes up in the post-apocalyptic desert with no memory, no limbs, and no idea why he keeps getting punched.
This is Not Fiction
Nicole Mannino
What do you do when the person you're in-love with is an anonymous romance novelist? Get your best friend to hire your worst enemy for help!
Go Get a Roomie
Clover
Experience the queer journey of an upbeat hippie and the friendships she makes along the way! A tale of self-discovery and love of many forms.
Starhammer
J.N. Monk, Harry Bogosian
A teen girl inherits a powerful alien artifact and proceeds to make a series of increasingly poor decisions
Nerf Now!!
Josué Pereira
A cute webcomic about fanservice, video games, and... love. Mostly video games, though.
The Automan's Daughter
Mike Stamm
Aisha Osman and her uncle Siddig outwit bikers, spies and kidnappers while gearing up for a showdown with the formidable Widowmaker mecha.
El Goonish Shive
Dan Shive
WARNING: This comic often ignores the Laws of Physics
Sufficiently Remarkable
Maki Naro
Two young women living in Brooklyn discover that you're always coming of age.
Awaken
Koti Saavedra/Flipfloppery
Superpowers, monsters and conspiracies. Piras, the spoiled Dameschi heir, fights to recover his identity after becoming a terrorist!
Devil's Candy
Rem, Bikkuri
A lush fantasy about boy genius Kazu Decker, the girl he constructed for his 9th grade science project, and the world of devils and monsters they live in.
Guilded Age
T Campbell, John Waltrip, Florence Machina
Welcome to the saga of the working-class adventurer! Enjoy the complete story with new annotations daily!
Empowered
Adam Warren
A sexy superhero comedy (except when it isn't) about the never-ending struggles of a plucky but very unlucky young superheroine.
Lilith's Word
inkPangur
If you had the power to make any wish come true using just one word, what would you say?
Never Satisfied
Taylor Robin
Lucy Marlowe, a magician's apprentice, competes against other apprentices for an important, magical, Goverment Job.
Jailbird
Charlie Davis
An all-ages comic about a recently escaped prisoner's struggle to understand the outside world, and vice-versa. Also, a magic cape!
Real Science Adventures
Brian Clevinger
Spin off stories and other adventures from the world of Atomic Robo!
The End
August Brown, Cory Brown
Two aliens crash a sci-fi convention and accidentally take seven nerds on an adventure that spans the galaxy!
Alice and the Nightmare
Misha Krivanek
Alice finally attends University to learn to collect the dreams of humans, meet new friends, and deal with a pesky reflection along the way.
Sam & Fuzzy
Sam Logan
Troubled by gangster rodents, lovesick vampire stalkers, or confused ninja assassins? Don't panic! Sam and Fuzzy are here to help. (For a reasonable fee.)
Anarchy Dreamers
Emily Ree
Sparkly undead kids fight society's worst Nightmares in this pastel-punk urban fantasy coming-of-age!
Knights Errant
J.R. Doyle
Wilfrid's humble quest for revenge becomes bigger and bloodier by the day.
Sister Claire
Yamino
In the troubled aftermath of a great war between Witches and her fellow Nuns, novice Sister Claire just wants a purpose.
Whomp!
Ronnie
A depressed, portly, hirsute anime fan stumbles through life in the ever-pursuit of chicken nuggets and other life-shortening indulgences.
Star Impact
Jack McGee
A young, energetic woman fights her way up in the world of super-powered boxing after discovering the mighty gloves of her missing idol!
Cyanide & Happiness
Explosm
Satire, dark humor and surreal humor.
Cut Time
Juby
Rel and her trusty avian friend Fugue are on a quest to save a world that's lost track of time. Follow them and their new recruits, in a story written with help from the stars.
Cassiopeia Quinn
Gunwild, Psudonym
A cute, pantsless thief is pursued across the stars by a buttoned-up military officer in the spacey, laser-filled future.
Hazy London
Scotty
A story about messy relationships. From friendly foes to crazy families. Nothing is black and white, just full of color. But, all colors can get a little hazy...
Dumbing of Age
David M Willis
Joyce has been homeschooled her entire life until now, when she's suddenly a freshman in college! Things don't go well.
Astral Aves
Moon Cabal
A fantasy coming-of-age following the adventures of Astra The Black and friends, as they navigate the mysterious world around them. It's politics, adventure, and the supernatural; oh, and crazy hair.
Wilde Life
Pascalle Lepas
Oscar decided to rent an old haunted house, and that's when things got weird...
Return thee to home, soldier of the hills
It’s the end of the war, it’s the end of your ills
No longer must you live only to kill
Set your blade down, lay your hand still
Your loved ones are waiting, your children have grown
Cast off your sorrows, find your way home
The lives you have taken, the horrors you have sown
Rest your eyes now, ‘neath the calm eve’s gloam
Strictly speaking, the clock speed does not determine the length of the instruction cycle directly. It depends also on how many clock cycles are required for the overarching instruction cycle which minimally will include three clock cycles.
Not if it’s a RISC architecture. Granted, it probably isn’t, but if it were it would likely complete one instruction every clock cycle when not IO-bound. It’d be working on a few instructions at any given time, of course, but it would still have a throughput of one instruction per cycle.
Punk-Rock tried to kill the metal
But they failed, as they were smite to the ground
New-wave tried to kill the metal
But they failed, as they were stricken down to the ground
Grunge tried to kill the metal Ha,hahahahaha
They failed, as they were thrown to the ground
Rachel was offline during the fight, yes, but E-Merl and Scipio were at that last gathering at the High Elf city when they were regrouping after the two fights. E-Merl’s player was active up to the point he accepted Myamoto’s con and I believe Scipio’s quit when he chose to go with Fr’Nj.
Bandit’s player probably thought, “Huh, that guy’s RealID tag is already on my friend list, but I don’t remember who he was. Weird.”
Actually, Square Enix recently had a crossover event between two of its MMORPGs. NPCs from each game were getting magically transported to the other game and losing their memory.
Return thee to home, soldier of the hills
It’s the end of the war, it’s the end of your ills
No longer must you live only to kill
Set your blade down, lay your hand still
Your loved ones are waiting, your children have grown
Cast off your sorrows, find your way home
The lives you have taken, the horrors you have sown
Rest your eyes now, ‘neath the calm eve’s gloam
The Chorus is strong with this one…
How long, exactly, is a cycle?
1024 millicycles.
Not very informative.
DDDragoni: A cycle is 8 cicles.
Sorry, maybe I can be clearer. It’s half of a bicycle.
Also, it’s two nickels; but no one ever says that.
No, no, one cycle is worth three icicles, but only when on a tricycle, or possibly a unicycle, but never if you recycle.
I’m guessing a day
How fast is the clock on the servers Cyberia runs on?
That is the correct answer. It all depends upon the clock speed of the computer.
Which on modern computers is “Really frickin’ fast”.
Strictly speaking, the clock speed does not determine the length of the instruction cycle directly. It depends also on how many clock cycles are required for the overarching instruction cycle which minimally will include three clock cycles.
Not if it’s a RISC architecture. Granted, it probably isn’t, but if it were it would likely complete one instruction every clock cycle when not IO-bound. It’d be working on a few instructions at any given time, of course, but it would still have a throughput of one instruction per cycle.
“Really frickin’ fast” is, however, an excellent off the cuff estimate.
Not that fast; it’s mostly running I/O to the offboard processing units.
And that’s a very good question that hopefully we don’t need to have answered.
Whether it’s ACTUAL CPU cycles or cycles in the lore of Cyberia may change the time from very very very short to manageable.
It may be *CPU* cycles, in which case… not long.
WAV mentioned them in… I want to say Breaking Bread With the Enemy. In that context, it seemed to mean hours.
Nope, it means days. He mentions it here first: http://guildedage.net/comic/breaking-bread-page-1-cover/ and then Penk has a chat with HAMMERHEAD about the fight being “yesterday.” http://guildedage.net/comic/breaking-bread-page-4/
aaaand I read Breaking Wind With the Enemy. I’m not awake yet.
Considering Sundar’s exchange with that one troll, I could actually see that happening.
Oh, Frigg and Best at it again, how nice.
Looks like they’re heading for an even bigger climax this time.
hopefully this one wont leave a shitty taste in their respective mouths
EWWWW!! To that comment, I say:
Scat, logical-ly
Time to find out how tough WAV is. if Best was anything to go by, the player behind him is very skilled.
That’s a really nice glowy keytarshit effect, Rob.
I was going to comment much to the same effect. It looks terribly rad.
Looks like it’s putting out quite a few rads well.
How many exactly is a Gray area.
I guess after this, Bandit will go find Byron’s corpse to stab him again in frustration.
HR will be like “and with this my world domination is complete-”
Bandit will be like, “talk to the hand, I have misplaced justice to met out”.
The power of Deep House vs Death Metal!
You can’t kill the metal. The metal will live on.
Nice avatar, Ubuntu!
Punk-Rock tried to kill the metal
But they failed, as they were smite to the ground
New-wave tried to kill the metal
But they failed, as they were stricken down to the ground
Grunge tried to kill the metal Ha,hahahahaha
They failed, as they were thrown to the ground
So, WAV knows how to cure berserkerdom? That could be a gamechanger…
I’m guessing this is his specialty… remove corrupted files, fight Viruses (Virusses? Viri?) and so on.
He is an Anti-Virus
…Yezzzzz?
no.
(hyes)
Wav is a secret digimon
The berserker “virus” is a Cyberian lifeform. Much like the corrupter beast, it’s a creature that WAV has direct experience with.
Sarcasm? Yeah… Like Data in StarTrek… Not happening!
https://i.imgur.com/OAaRVh.jpg
Check and mate.
can anyone explain why did E-Merl got tears running in his eyes?
Well, one of his friends is trying to kill him, and he’s still pretty drunk.
WAV’s striking a strange note here.
I wonder what the sepia world players thought of WAV when they first saw him. He’s a bit anachronistic afterall.
If anything he is the most normal character here. Plays his character perfectly.
Have they even met him? Most of his action has occurred while the users were offline, right?
Rachel was offline during the fight, yes, but E-Merl and Scipio were at that last gathering at the High Elf city when they were regrouping after the two fights. E-Merl’s player was active up to the point he accepted Myamoto’s con and I believe Scipio’s quit when he chose to go with Fr’Nj.
Bandit’s player probably thought, “Huh, that guy’s RealID tag is already on my friend list, but I don’t remember who he was. Weird.”
Actually, Square Enix recently had a crossover event between two of its MMORPGs. NPCs from each game were getting magically transported to the other game and losing their memory.
Really? I knew about the event in XIV, but who was picked from XIV to appear in XI?
“Hey, where’d he get that cool transformation Toy?”
I can only imagine the battles sound track being one thing….
Green lightsaber vs. red lightsaber! Who will win?
Anyway, nice unexpected plot twist. Me gusta.
Seems the cultist’s allmighty leader forgot to uninstall Antivir first.
Have you spelled “Gilded Age” as “Guilded Age” on purpose? Just askin’
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gilded_Age
Didn’t you know?
Our longest running gag is typos.