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Annotations Every Day - Written by T Campbell & Flo Kahn - Illustrated by John & Jason Waltrip

It me. Every single morning. Bare ass and all.

Chapter 42 – Page 20

on June 8, 2016
Chapter: Chapter 42
└ Tags: Kur'ik, WAV
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  1. Jean-Luc
    Jean-Luc
    June 8, 2016, 12:07 am | # | Reply

    I’d be sore too if I woke up on an ironing board.

    • Mr. Potato Patato Von Spudsworth III
      Mr. Potato Patato Von Spudsworth III
      June 8, 2016, 1:33 am | # | Reply

      The latest in elvish healing techniques!

    • Chris
      Chris
      June 8, 2016, 10:27 am | # | Reply

      Water-board.
      Cause you know… plants.

      • Mujaki
        Mujaki
        June 9, 2016, 11:58 pm | # | Reply

        She’s catchin’ a WAV on her turf board.

  2. Cul
    Cul
    June 8, 2016, 12:12 am | # | Reply

    You can stop asking now Clippy.

    • Wylf
      Wylf
      June 8, 2016, 3:43 am | # | Reply

      It looks like you’re attempting to writhe in agony. Would you like me to help you with that?

      • Steve
        Steve
        June 10, 2016, 2:10 pm | # | Reply

        Clippy, you never STOP helping me writhe in agony. Every time you show up is like nails in my eyes.

  3. biggmac
    biggmac
    June 8, 2016, 12:16 am | # | Reply

    WAV is our DATA, though with a cooler haircut.

    • Siva Smith
      Siva Smith
      June 8, 2016, 4:04 pm | # | Reply

      I like that idea! :)

  4. Varorson
    Varorson
    June 8, 2016, 12:17 am | # | Reply

    The first thing running through my mind with WAV’s questioning…

    Would you like to know more?

  5. Matthew Davis
    Matthew Davis
    June 8, 2016, 12:21 am | # | Reply

    So I’m reassessing Kur’ik here. She may not be an NPC, since she seems hyper-concerned with lore. Then again none of them are fully PC’s or NPC’s.

    • Insufferable Nerd
      Insufferable Nerd
      June 8, 2016, 2:42 am | # | Reply

      The lore-related rep grind has to have a representative somewhere, you know.

  6. biggmac
    biggmac
    June 8, 2016, 12:23 am | # | Reply

    I just caught the alt text. Maybe the root of the word “embarrassed” comes from “bare assed”?
    MMMmmmm … Kur’iks curves remind me more of Jane Pauley than Katie … maybe even Debra Norville!

    • Gabi
      Gabi
      June 8, 2016, 2:15 pm | # | Reply

      The curious thing is that the word “embarrassed” is extremely similar for the Spanish word for “pregnant”.

      • Gabi
        Gabi
        June 8, 2016, 2:16 pm | # | Reply

        I meant similar to.

        • tlhonmey
          tlhonmey
          June 8, 2016, 2:59 pm | # | Reply

          The Spanish word comes from the same roots as “bearing” ( as in “carrying”). The two words aren’t actually related so far as I know.

  7. Pylgrim
    Pylgrim
    June 8, 2016, 1:14 am | # | Reply

    Do not read the alt text for the sake of your mind’s eye!

    • MidnightDStroyer
      MidnightDStroyer
      February 21, 2017, 2:40 am | # | Reply

      Wooo Hooo! Side-butt pic! Fan Service!

  8. Nathanyel
    Nathanyel
    June 8, 2016, 4:39 am | # | Reply

    You know what’s not elusive? Kur’ik’s booty.

    • Ganurath
      Ganurath
      June 8, 2016, 4:56 am | # | Reply

      It’s why Scipio came to treasure it.

      • MachJacob
        MachJacob
        June 8, 2016, 6:52 am | # | Reply

        I though Scipio was treasuring Fr’nj’s booty?

        • Korbl Klimecki
          Korbl Klimecki
          June 8, 2016, 9:37 am | # | Reply

          All wood elf booty is a bounty to be treasured.

          • Bliggz
            Bliggz
            June 9, 2016, 10:20 pm | # | Reply

            insert morning wood joke here

  9. foducool
    foducool
    June 8, 2016, 6:15 am | # | Reply

    “on a scale from 1 to 10, how soothing are my tunes?”

  10. fishamaphone
    fishamaphone
    June 8, 2016, 6:22 am | # | Reply

    “Arrangements for what?”

    “Mostly Beethoven. Some Schubert.”

  11. Obakeinu
    Obakeinu
    June 8, 2016, 7:36 am | # | Reply

    I hope that floor is softer than it looks.

    And no Kur’ik, no road trip for you.

    • brasca1
      brasca1
      June 8, 2016, 9:02 am | # | Reply

      Why not? Syr’ng won’t be taking Sundar or E-Merl. She needs all the help she can get. And it would make meeting up with the Worlds Rebellion champions awkward since Penk killed her uncle.

      • Chris
        Chris
        June 8, 2016, 10:26 am | # | Reply

        Riight… cause she will write terrible inaccuracies about their enemies in a fight? Shame them through words? Blind them with ink?

        • Lirazel
          Lirazel
          June 8, 2016, 10:41 am | # | Reply

          Hey, fountain-pen ink-blots may have a diffuse effect, and they’re not much on range, but they’re still a weapon! Plus, you need to carry a pen-knife to sharpen them…

          Aw, heck, she’ll just throw the book at the bad guys.

          • Devlerbat
            Devlerbat
            June 9, 2016, 3:23 am | # | Reply

            Well the pen is mightier than the sword. The mace may be a different story, but still.

          • Speedy
            Speedy
            March 6, 2019, 5:14 am | # | Reply

            Weaponized ink blots have lead to many a fall. (At least in Mario Kart)

        • Siva Smith
          Siva Smith
          June 8, 2016, 4:07 pm | # | Reply

          [Insert the joke about monks distraught that for a long time they’d been writing ‘celebrate’ without an R.]

          • Speedy
            Speedy
            March 6, 2019, 5:20 am | # | Reply

            That’s what they get for censoring the R rating from the celebrates.

  12. Just_IDD
    Just_IDD
    June 8, 2016, 1:22 pm | # | Reply

    Re the alt text….the solution to that is to sleep on the floor. Then ‘getting up’ is a really accurate description of the whole process. You can writhe around on the floor until your are ready to face the world.

  13. Dotcom
    Dotcom
    June 8, 2016, 2:37 pm | # | Reply

    How is WAV doing so well with not even the slightest facial injury/scar? Didn’t his ass get handed to him a couple strips back?

    • Siva Smith
      Siva Smith
      June 8, 2016, 4:08 pm | # | Reply

      His helmet was utterly destroyed.

    • Jean-Luc
      Jean-Luc
      June 8, 2016, 5:26 pm | # | Reply

      WAV is a lossless format.

  14. Aslandus
    Aslandus
    June 9, 2016, 2:10 pm | # | Reply

    In case anyone’s wondering, yes, all wood elves DO sleep in the nude

  15. Speedy
    Speedy
    March 6, 2019, 5:28 am | # | Reply

    Kur’ik, you shouldn’t attempt to spring forward. You’ll only expose your fall backside.

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