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Annotations Every Day - Written by T Campbell & Flo Kahn - Illustrated by John & Jason Waltrip

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Chapter 42 – Page 3

on April 29, 2016
Chapter: Chapter 42
└ Tags: Caneghem, Grand Marshall Jarvis, His Grace Iwatani, His Grace Miyamoto, Mister Bedard
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  1. Ganurath
    Ganurath
    April 29, 2016, 12:12 am | # | Reply

    Oh, please make an issue of it. I need Miyamoto fill the magazines that will be used when a certain politician gets shot down.

  2. excrement consuming rictus
    excrement consuming rictus
    April 29, 2016, 12:20 am | # | Reply

    Iwatani punch him in his grace.

    • Korbl
      Korbl
      April 29, 2016, 12:17 pm | # | Reply

      Which part is the grace?

      • Stabbers N' Shankers
        Stabbers N' Shankers
        April 29, 2016, 2:57 pm | # | Reply

        All of it.

  3. Grindzycat
    Grindzycat
    April 29, 2016, 12:22 am | # | Reply

    His grace Iwatani would make a great senator! I mean Supreme Chancellor. I mean Emperor… I mean Darth Iwatani… I mean… Does this make Canegham Yoda?

    • Fo Ren G
      Fo Ren G
      April 29, 2016, 2:04 am | # | Reply

      The Science is strong with this one.

    • chantelune
      chantelune
      April 29, 2016, 3:30 am | # | Reply

      I was just thinking those guys obviously didn’t watch star wars before signing that thing. XD

    • TxGator
      TxGator
      April 29, 2016, 9:00 am | # | Reply

      Nahhhh. The closest thing to a Yoda this ‘verse has is Gravey. Caneghem does not seem the least bit interested in giving out cryptic advice.

      • Ved
        Ved
        April 29, 2016, 9:13 pm | # | Reply

        Winds of change are blowing, Reynolds.
        Icy and hot.

    • Stabbers N' Shankers
      Stabbers N' Shankers
      April 29, 2016, 2:58 pm | # | Reply

      I want to know what that makes Frigg?

  4. Alice Macher
    Alice Macher
    April 29, 2016, 12:28 am | # | Reply

    Monday: In burst Byron and Gravedust with kickass weapons. “NOT. SO. FAST.”

    …Nah, that won’t happen. But it’d be so cool!

    • Nathanyel
      Nathanyel
      April 29, 2016, 2:56 am | # | Reply

      Only if they shoot everyone. Well, except maybe Cangy, he can be reasoned with.

  5. semi-prescient gravatar assignment
    semi-prescient gravatar assignment
    April 29, 2016, 12:31 am | # | Reply

    How to calculate the index of coincidence? What are the odds I’ll get a contemplative gravatar?

    • semi-prescient gravatar assignment
      semi-prescient gravatar assignment
      April 29, 2016, 12:32 am | # | Reply

      Meh. Close enough.

      • semi-prescient gravatar assignment
        semi-prescient gravatar assignment
        April 29, 2016, 12:33 am | # | Reply

        …although this is most likely a HUGE case of confirmation bias on my part.

        • Insufferable Nerd
          Insufferable Nerd
          April 29, 2016, 1:51 am | # | Reply

          I don’t know. It’s one of the Best matches I’ve seen in a while.

          • Nathanyel
            Nathanyel
            April 29, 2016, 2:57 am | # | Reply

            And again, the avatars continue to match perfectly.

            • Nathanyel
              Nathanyel
              April 29, 2016, 2:57 am | # | Reply

              (btw mine is manual, so it doesn’t count)

              • Averant
                Averant
                April 29, 2016, 5:17 am | # | Reply

                …are we conducting an experiment?

                • Frigg_Fanboi
                  Frigg_Fanboi
                  April 29, 2016, 7:12 am | # | Reply

                  Yeah because science always works better then stabby time. :P

                  • Dana Son-of-Bear
                    Dana Son-of-Bear
                    April 29, 2016, 10:04 am | # | Reply

                    Please, I can always do science to it.

                    • Chris
                      Chris
                      April 29, 2016, 11:49 am | #

                      Yes

                    • Toecutter
                      Toecutter
                      April 29, 2016, 12:48 pm | #

                      I thought the science-y stuff was the purview of my gravatar.

                    • The_Rippy_One
                      The_Rippy_One
                      April 30, 2016, 11:54 pm | #

                      What Black Magic Is This!? And Why Isn’t it Getting me Drunk?!

                    • Mr Ak
                      Mr Ak
                      May 2, 2016, 7:10 am | #

                      Schmience.

  6. Jean-Luc
    Jean-Luc
    April 29, 2016, 12:36 am | # | Reply

    “But they were all of them deceived…”

    Not sure how Iwatani talked them into this. Since they’re dealing with a military emergency it’d make more sense to appoint a military leader (like Jarvis) rather than an agricultural one (as far as anyone knows). Either way they just fucked themselves.

    • JR
      JR
      April 29, 2016, 12:39 am | # | Reply

      As has happened so many times in history. Politicians taking extra “temporary” power rarely ends well.

      • Chris
        Chris
        April 29, 2016, 11:51 am | # | Reply

        All in favor of an extension? Ear marked of course with YOUR bonus to salary and medical, and lower taxes!

        What’s that? You DON’T want a salary raise?

        I didn’t think so!

      • Alan Steenhouwer
        Alan Steenhouwer
        April 29, 2016, 11:57 am | # | Reply

        It worked well for Rome for centuries, until one asshole screwed it all up.

        • wolfpax
          wolfpax
          April 29, 2016, 1:38 pm | # | Reply

          The problem isn’t a dictatorship, the problem is getting the right person in control of it. …then replacing them with the same quality, so on and so forth.

          • Lirazel
            Lirazel
            April 29, 2016, 2:18 pm | # | Reply

            Yeah, benevolent despotism is often the best form of government… until the despot dies or is deposed.

            • Snowblind
              Snowblind
              April 30, 2016, 10:34 am | # | Reply

              One Man, One Vote… and Lord Vetinari was that Man, and he alone had the Vote.

              • The_Rippy_One
                The_Rippy_One
                April 30, 2016, 11:56 pm | # | Reply

                I really wish Vetinari was running for POTUS righ now ;-;

    • Grindzycat
      Grindzycat
      April 29, 2016, 12:42 am | # | Reply

      Because he’s got such great intuition! Didn’t you hear how he caught that assassin while he was checking on his ill colleague? And he’s a family man, if the monarchy does last a long time, everyone knows his Son would be a level-headed successor

    • LockeZ
      LockeZ
      April 29, 2016, 4:11 am | # | Reply

      I don’t think he talked them into anything.

      Mister Bedard seems quite enthusiastic about becoming the new evil usurper viceroy. I’m sure he got an amazing deal out of it. He’s probably going to be Iwatani’s second in command.

      Archbishop Caneghim straight up does not give a shit. It’s not his country. He just wants to be allied with the guy in charge. He would probably agree to sign anyone’s petition for the right price.

      Jarvis does not look happy AT ALL. He was pretty clearly blackmailed.

      All the people who would’ve been harder to convince are, of course, on “temporary leave.” Or dead.

      • TxGator
        TxGator
        April 29, 2016, 9:06 am | # | Reply

        I believe Jarvis doesn’t look happy because of Miyamoto. And given his tendency to let Ardaic do much of his talking, I suspect he has no desire to take the throne and be in the limelight. So he’s probably fine with Iwatani taking the role.

  7. JR
    JR
    April 29, 2016, 12:37 am | # | Reply

    I F***ING KNEW IT.

    • wolfpax
      wolfpax
      April 29, 2016, 1:38 pm | # | Reply

      And so did your gravitar.

      • minando
        minando
        April 30, 2016, 4:06 am | # | Reply

        Told you.
        Oh.
        I didn’t.
        Well, who cares.

  8. Oldguy
    Oldguy
    April 29, 2016, 12:45 am | # | Reply

    I’d rather be a farmer than a king any day.

    • Michael Haneline
      Michael Haneline
      April 29, 2016, 12:58 am | # | Reply

      And THAT is why you aren’t a king!

      (That and the fact that your father probably wasn’t a king.)

    • Bierdigan
      Bierdigan
      April 29, 2016, 1:42 pm | # | Reply

      Yes I would, if I only could, I surely would.

  9. Iarei
    Iarei
    April 29, 2016, 1:04 am | # | Reply

    Sign here. . . Mh-hm, aaand initial here. Good, now drink this antidote. Great, you’re all set! Let’s talk tax hikes.

  10. biggmac
    biggmac
    April 29, 2016, 1:04 am | # | Reply

    “Naked seizures of power” is what happens when a nudist hiking troop encounters an electrical fence.

    • Nathanyel
      Nathanyel
      April 29, 2016, 2:59 am | # | Reply

      *sigh* now that this train of throught exists, rule34 will apply to it.

    • Simo
      Simo
      May 4, 2016, 9:49 am | # | Reply

      X-DD

  11. Lingo
    Lingo
    April 29, 2016, 1:18 am | # | Reply

    I’ve lost track of these guys. Are there really only 5 left?

    • XV
      XV
      April 29, 2016, 3:55 am | # | Reply

      sadly, the guys has been “reduced” to 50% since Chapter 20 – Page 4

      • Lingo
        Lingo
        April 29, 2016, 1:30 pm | # | Reply

        Well there’s still Ardaic around I suppose, though he’s Jarvis’s underling.

    • Grindzycat
      Grindzycat
      April 29, 2016, 12:58 pm | # | Reply

      Hmmmm, yeah, these guys are it… they really downsized, and Miyamoto might be on the “let go” list if he doesn’t sign quickly

      • The_Rippy_One
        The_Rippy_One
        April 30, 2016, 11:59 pm | # | Reply

        In theory, I think Syr’nj hasn’t actually been removed, just officially been declared dead, and thus unneeded for a signature

  12. Loyal
    Loyal
    April 29, 2016, 1:53 am | # | Reply

    Huh. Pretty clever on Bedard’s part.

  13. Jakalor
    Jakalor
    April 29, 2016, 2:43 am | # | Reply

    The best way to make something permanent is ask a politician to make it temporary.

    • Wylf
      Wylf
      April 29, 2016, 2:46 am | # | Reply

      That explains why a lot of politicians are temporarily embarassed.

  14. Wylf
    Wylf
    April 29, 2016, 2:45 am | # | Reply

    Ah, it’s only temporary power. And here I was, being all worried and stuff. Alright then, where do I sign?!

  15. Red
    Red
    April 29, 2016, 3:11 am | # | Reply

    You don’t vote for kings.

    • Draxynnic
      Draxynnic
      April 29, 2016, 6:00 am | # | Reply

      Actually, some countries in the Dark and Middle Ages did (well, their nobles did), although it was common in such systems that the next king would still be the heir of the last if they were reasonably competent, and often only those with royal blood were eligible. Pre-1066 England had such a system (William’s justification was that Edward the Confessor had named him heir, but the Anglo-Saxon nobles voted for Harold instead) and the Holy Roman Empire was also an elective monarchy.

    • GluteusMaximus
      GluteusMaximus
      April 29, 2016, 9:24 am | # | Reply

      Draxynnic is right. I think most monarchies even started as elective monarchies until one clan or family build up enough power to keep the throne to themselfs.
      More examples of elective monarchies are: the former Polish-Lithuanian Commonwealth, todays Malaysia, todays Cambodia, todays United Arab Emirates and to some point even todays Saudi-Arabia (even though they elect their king from the closest members of the royal family). One could argue that even the former republic of Venice was a elective monarchie despite calling itself republic, sincethey elected the Duce (literally: leader) as a leader for live. There were of course more elective monarchies in history.

    • Fenlander
      Fenlander
      April 29, 2016, 12:52 pm | # | Reply

      I want to vote for a king, or queen.
      In a few years time the UK will have a new monarch. I say let all the royals take part in a TV debate and/or game show for our vote. “Who wants to be even more of a millionaire”, or “I’m a royal, get me on the throne”, or “the rex factor.”

      • minando
        minando
        April 30, 2016, 4:05 am | # | Reply

        Why anybody would volunteer for this job is beyond me. You basically agree to have no private live with this.

  16. Olentzero
    Olentzero
    April 29, 2016, 3:21 am | # | Reply

    EEEEEE Kim Il-watani!

    (I promise I’ll get tired of this… eventually.)

    • Chris
      Chris
      May 1, 2016, 12:46 am | # | Reply

      … your cheeriness is disturbing.

      • Olentzero
        Olentzero
        May 2, 2016, 3:27 am | # | Reply

        I KNOW, RIGHT?! MY FACE IS FROZEN INTO A RICTUS OF DELIRIUM!

  17. TaranAlvein
    TaranAlvein
    April 29, 2016, 7:36 am | # | Reply

    For some reason I confused Miyamoto with Iwatani, so I was wondering who could possibly have stolen power out from under him. All I could think of was either Iwatani’s son (which would have been hilarious) or Ardaic (which wouldn’t have made much more sense, but would at least have been reasonable).

  18. Chris
    Chris
    April 29, 2016, 11:53 am | # | Reply

    In the end Ears will prevail. He’s just so squinty.

  19. Just_IDD
    Just_IDD
    April 29, 2016, 4:17 pm | # | Reply

    I’m on the fence if His Grace Iwatani wants to be at the top or the bottom of that list. Later historians will base their contemplations on his culpability after the fit hits the shan. Could he have played the reluctant leader card even if he secretly was the driver behind this.

  20. Psolo Ghoti
    Psolo Ghoti
    April 29, 2016, 5:21 pm | # | Reply

    I love how Miyamoto is written. And I would love to be able to read Bedard’s and Jarvis’ minds.

    • minando
      minando
      April 30, 2016, 3:24 am | # | Reply

      I guess Bedard’s thougts would be something like “How unfortunate, he is trying to resist. I hope they don’t ruin my good tablecloth.”

  21. Schneidend
    Schneidend
    April 29, 2016, 5:48 pm | # | Reply

    Wait, what just happened? Can somebody explain why it was necessary for Bedard to lead that conversation the way he did, or why the rest of the Heads needed to stand behind a curtain to hear it?

    • Loquat
      Loquat
      April 29, 2016, 6:40 pm | # | Reply

      Basically they were trying to make Miyamoto sign on with as little fuss as possible. If they’d skipped the preamble and gone straight to “Iwatani wants to be king”, Miyamoto could have taken the moral high ground of “We shouldn’t have a king.”

      But by leading the conversation the way he did, Bedard got Miyamoto to openly admit where the other guys could hear him that he’s totally cool with setting up a king, therefore he now can’t take that high ground. He could still object that he doesn’t think Iwatani would be the best choice of king, but since all the other guys are lined up behind Iwatani already he’d be fighting a losing battle.

      • Schneidend
        Schneidend
        April 29, 2016, 7:21 pm | # | Reply

        Aaaah! Thanks, that makes sense.

      • minando
        minando
        April 30, 2016, 3:53 am | # | Reply

        A king? I’m totally cool with that. If this king is ME.
        Not me?
        Uncool.
        Grmpf.
        Sigh.
        Sign.

  22. minando
    minando
    April 30, 2016, 3:17 am | # | Reply

    Unfortunately for him, Miyamoto is not Musashi.

  23. Namanie
    Namanie
    May 1, 2016, 2:42 am | # | Reply

    Boy, Jarvis is talkative recently

  24. Constable
    Constable
    May 1, 2016, 2:52 pm | # | Reply

    We’re finally seeing the deeper, darker sides of all of them, and Bedard in particular is fascinating to me.

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