Look, I’m going to level with you. My name is Steve. Really, I didn’t expect you to take me seriously when I told you that joke porn name sixty years ago.
Gravedust spends the last few chapters letting the Savasi widows spend one last night with their departed husbands.
“Is it really you, Dear? You’re possessing Gravedust’s body?”
“Yes. It’s really him… I mean, me! I’ve missed you so much, … uh, Darling. Be with me, one last time.”
“Yes! Of course I’ll be with you, Grave- … I mean, Dear.”
Many are my names in many countries. Gravy among the humans, Deserthammer among the dwarves. Lil’ G I was in my youth in the west that is forgotten, in the south ‘Chuck’, in the north Gravedust, and to the east I go not.
Alt text: “Gravedust the One In Desperate Need Of Your Bathroom.”
They’re in a tent in the middle of a wasteland.
There’s LOTS of room, not quite so much bath.
I use my fingers to type on the black technological instrument with dimensions of 18 meters divided by 100 and 9 meters divided by 100 in order to make words and join those words in phrases which make up the text I am currently typing so that I am able to proclaim that I have at the moment I am posting this comment on a website which features comical sketches read all there was to be read in this online comical and less than often dramatic story known as a “webcomic” at the time I am posting this comment while using a nickname that is my name in the reality people residing in the reality I am currently in refer to as “The real world”.
It’s been a minute since I’ve put in my two cents down here in the peanut gallery, but I really must say that I am super excited about this turn of the story. Gravy’s always been one of my faves. Thanks, guys! :)
(Plus Avatar check, cuz that’s always cool for a smile.)
Look, I’m going to level with you. My name is Steve. Really, I didn’t expect you to take me seriously when I told you that joke porn name sixty years ago.
No, I’m not going to comfort you in your final moments. I heard your wife is a mudpie, and its been a while for me.
Also your soul will make a sick arrow enchantment.
Have a nice day!
I eat my mud pies with a fork. Mudder forker.
That made me laugh more than I care to admit.
That’s because you are a bad person.
:-)
Uranium Star.
Gravedust spends the last few chapters letting the Savasi widows spend one last night with their departed husbands.
“Is it really you, Dear? You’re possessing Gravedust’s body?”
“Yes. It’s really him… I mean, me! I’ve missed you so much, … uh, Darling. Be with me, one last time.”
“Yes! Of course I’ll be with you, Grave- … I mean, Dear.”
*Barry Whitebeard music starts*
♫ Ooooh, I can’t get enough of your love, Baby… ♫
Gravyduck Dessert Ham … dang, I’m hungry.
Gravedust is dead. All hail Gravedust.
Gravedust the White?
Many are my names in many countries. Gravy among the humans, Deserthammer among the dwarves. Lil’ G I was in my youth in the west that is forgotten, in the south ‘Chuck’, in the north Gravedust, and to the east I go not.
“All hail the mighty Chuck.”
“Oh, sorry. Did I say ‘Chuck’? I meant ‘Cluck’. Cluck Boris, at your service.”
TOMBDIRT!
Alt text: “Gravedust the One In Desperate Need Of Your Bathroom.”
They’re in a tent in the middle of a wasteland.
There’s LOTS of room, not quite so much bath.
If Campbell and Phil were game designers, they would surely work for Blizzard.
If you wish, you may also call me ‘the Four-foot-tall Messiah’.
Also, Gravedust the timing-is-important-expert.
“Oh. You look just like this other Gravedust I know. Well, if you see the Mystic, tell him I said hello.”
I use my fingers to type on the black technological instrument with dimensions of 18 meters divided by 100 and 9 meters divided by 100 in order to make words and join those words in phrases which make up the text I am currently typing so that I am able to proclaim that I have at the moment I am posting this comment on a website which features comical sketches read all there was to be read in this online comical and less than often dramatic story known as a “webcomic” at the time I am posting this comment while using a nickname that is my name in the reality people residing in the reality I am currently in refer to as “The real world”.
GRAVEDUST THE WHITE.
It’s been a minute since I’ve put in my two cents down here in the peanut gallery, but I really must say that I am super excited about this turn of the story. Gravy’s always been one of my faves. Thanks, guys! :)
(Plus Avatar check, cuz that’s always cool for a smile.)