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Annotations Every Day - Written by T Campbell & Flo Kahn - Illustrated by John & Jason Waltrip

If you ask my girlfriend, EVERYTHING is lower than a dog because they are perfect and flawless purity.

Chapter 46 – Page 24

on March 17, 2017
Chapter: Chapter 46
└ Tags: Harky, Penk
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  1. Jean-Luc
    Jean-Luc
    March 17, 2017, 1:18 am | # | Reply

    Uhhh…not the face?

    • Ved
      Ved
      March 17, 2017, 1:22 am | # | Reply

      Wonder how Harky is in the process of losing a canine when he already lost it.

      • biggmac
        biggmac
        March 17, 2017, 1:30 am | # | Reply

        Harky – you want your tooth?
        YOU CAN’T HANDLE THE TOOTH!!

      • Ishmael
        Ishmael
        March 17, 2017, 2:08 am | # | Reply

        I think he just lost the other one.

      • Armagrodden
        Armagrodden
        March 17, 2017, 2:29 am | # | Reply

        I think he lost the half he still had.

        Fortunately, Harky is being kind enough to spare Penk such dental deductions.

      • tejon
        tejon
        March 17, 2017, 7:11 am | # | Reply

        Teeth are longer than you think.

      • CapnMintbeard
        CapnMintbeard
        March 17, 2017, 7:36 am | # | Reply

        If you look closely, the pointy end is the root. Penk knocked out the broken tusk.

      • Logan76667
        Logan76667
        March 18, 2017, 11:16 am | # | Reply

        also, troll healing factor?
        according to Phil that’s too OP to play in DnD :o

        • Phil
          Flo
          March 18, 2017, 3:02 pm | # | Reply

          By traditional rules, yeah, D&D Trolls are pretty broken for having both a high regen and damage resistance.

          • CRAceDKR
            CRAceDKR
            March 19, 2017, 4:31 pm | # | Reply

            Fire and acid work just fine… Now fire giants? Or just Ogre mages? *shudder* Tag team of Ogre mage and druid… Plenty of things worse than trolls.

            • SotiCoto
              SotiCoto
              June 6, 2017, 6:15 am | # | Reply

              The fact that everyone knows what Trolls are weak to should be a balancing factor in and of itself.

  2. random whatever
    random whatever
    March 17, 2017, 1:30 am | # | Reply

    alt text. No one asked your girlfriend.

    • Dataweaver
      Dataweaver
      March 17, 2017, 2:48 am | # | Reply

      Darnit, I really have to figure out a way to read those alt-texts! Being limited to touch-screen mobile devices sucks at times.

      • James K
        James K
        March 17, 2017, 4:17 am | # | Reply

        Try pressing and holding on the image until a window pops up. The alt text should show up at the top of the window. I have an iPhone and that works for me.

        • Mujaki
          Mujaki
          March 17, 2017, 5:50 am | # | Reply

          On my android, I can read the alt-text by pressing and holding… but only for the comic on the front page of a site. Most webcomics, when you click on the image in the archives, it takes you to the next comic… and so press-and-hold gives the link URL, and not the hover-text. =P

    • Mujaki
      Mujaki
      March 17, 2017, 5:47 am | # | Reply

      Perfect and flawless purity is still NOT ALLOWED on the couch! Down!

    • Dana Son-of-Bear
      Dana Son-of-Bear
      March 17, 2017, 9:01 am | # | Reply

      Besides, everyone knows cats are superior in every way.

      • TxGator
        TxGator
        March 17, 2017, 9:17 am | # | Reply

        “Cats rule and dogs drool” ~Sassy, Homeward Bound: The Incredible Journey

      • Lord Hideous
        Lord Hideous
        March 17, 2017, 1:39 pm | # | Reply

        Cats were once worshiped as gods. And they will never let you forget it.

      • Kamino Neko
        Kamino Neko
        March 18, 2017, 3:02 am | # | Reply

        Yes. Yes we are.

    • TxGator
      TxGator
      March 17, 2017, 9:15 am | # | Reply

      Alt text, I know several people who would agree with your girlfriend. Many of them don’t bat an eye when a human dies on screen, but simply refuse to watch movies where the dog dies.

      Though I suppose they might make an exception for “John Wick.”

      • eldestdawn
        eldestdawn
        March 17, 2017, 9:29 pm | # | Reply

        Make your friends watch Cujo by Stephen King…

      • Tsapki
        Tsapki
        March 18, 2017, 4:59 am | # | Reply

        I expect in John Wick the exception is because the death of John’s dog prompts him to go on a vengeance fueled killing spree, so that would probably make them feel vindicated.

  3. Lethologica
    Lethologica
    March 17, 2017, 1:44 am | # | Reply

    Harky may not be less than a canine, but he is less a canine.

  4. Little smile
    Little smile
    March 17, 2017, 2:49 am | # | Reply

    alt text. Your girlfriend is very wise and you should listen to her.

    • Fo Ren G
      Fo Ren G
      March 17, 2017, 3:10 am | # | Reply

      Rest in peace, Gabe.

  5. biggmac
    biggmac
    March 17, 2017, 3:04 am | # | Reply

    Harky overbit off more than he can chew; filling too enameled with himself. Does he want a plaque for being openly bi-cuspid? He should brace for an incisorive floss; any pride retainered will be pulled up by the root canal. No novocaine will help; instead, try Transcend-dental Medication.

    • biggmac
      biggmac
      March 17, 2017, 7:02 am | # | Reply

      So many horrible puns. So little comic left. :(

  6. dman
    dman
    March 17, 2017, 4:19 am | # | Reply

    So reading the above comments, people have noticed that Harky is attacking pent’s teeth. I think it’s less about his teeth and more about aiming for his chin and nose. Like aside from the stab in the heart (which trolls have taken before and been perfectly okay), all the hits Pent has taken are all quick knockout attacks. What are your thoughts.

    • dman
      dman
      March 17, 2017, 4:19 am | # | Reply

      *Penk

    • tejon
      tejon
      March 17, 2017, 7:14 am | # | Reply

      That last panel is Harky losing a tooth (specifically, the remaining half of his lower left canine-tusk) to Penk’s fist. That’s what everyone’s going on about.

    • Chris
      Chris
      March 17, 2017, 9:20 am | # | Reply

      Well being Trolls and one being blessed, their regen probably totally offsets their gentle fondling, so a knock it with a crit is probably the only way to end their little play date.

    • Ved
      Ved
      March 19, 2017, 4:20 am | # | Reply

      I mean you could just regenerate head trauma no?
      Just all things considered, a heart stab wouldn’t kill you. But maybe repetition is the name of the game.

  7. Cesare Renzi
    Cesare Renzi
    March 17, 2017, 5:00 am | # | Reply

    I can’t help but feel Harky is pulling his punches. For one, he’s hitting Penk with his naked fist and holding him down with his armored hand.

    • Stabbers N' Shankers
      Stabbers N' Shankers
      March 17, 2017, 10:29 am | # | Reply

      Maybe he wants to use this as a teaching moment, but still have Penk win in the end? Or maybe he’s just left hand dominant and is punching with that hand out of reflex?

    • Seggs
      Seggs
      March 17, 2017, 11:08 am | # | Reply

      harkys gauntleted arm is his spear hand. hes using his dominant side for control.

      • Seggs
        Seggs
        March 17, 2017, 11:12 am | # | Reply

        also, its a comic. some specifics have to be sacrificed for the sake of framing and story telling.

        • Cesare Renzi
          Cesare Renzi
          March 19, 2017, 10:41 am | # | Reply

          It would fit Harky’s MO tho.

  8. r2d2go
    r2d2go
    March 17, 2017, 5:49 am | # | Reply

    I think you missed an S after “bond” there.

  9. Mr Ak
    Mr Ak
    March 17, 2017, 6:17 am | # | Reply

    It’s nice that they decided to talk this out.

  10. VRDemont
    VRDemont
    March 17, 2017, 8:55 am | # | Reply

    I can’t help but see this as an escalated fight with a Stonewall-era gay man, who had to leave home after coming out, endure daily harassment and threat and often violence to find and keep the relationship that was so hard won, versus a younger, idealistic Millennial gay man who came out to a supportive family and friends, and was cheered by his community when he took his boyfriend to prom, and holds on to those “childish” ideals because they haven’t been beaten out of him yet, and shouldn’t be either. One side has been driven and conditioned to see that violence is the only way to preserve what was so hard won, the other side is only beginning to see the violence that was a daily fact of life for so many of his community before his time, but knows opening up and cooperation is the way forward, even if you risk getting burned.
    Granted, for this metaphor to truly fit, Penk would have to be gay too, but no metaphor’s perfect. :)

    • Jdorr
      Jdorr
      March 17, 2017, 11:23 am | # | Reply

      even if penk is straight as a laser it is still a good metaphor since part of metaphors is that they aren’t usually literal

      • Ved
        Ved
        March 18, 2017, 5:06 am | # | Reply

        Penk is just as into interspecies relations as Harky is, so the metaphor still works.

    • Gamaran Sepudomyn
      Gamaran Sepudomyn
      March 17, 2017, 11:53 am | # | Reply

      Also, bigots would have to be less empowered then they are now.

    • Rolan7
      Rolan7
      March 18, 2017, 3:01 pm | # | Reply

      Woah. That actually well-describes some issues I’ve been thinking about a lot. Thank you.

  11. Chris
    Chris
    March 17, 2017, 9:16 am | # | Reply

    WOW! The new Blood patch is really well done!

    I can totally see the HP totals going from 100 to 90 to 100 to 90 with the Troll regen… really is a good conversation method for them.

    Looks like that crit kinda hurt though.

  12. darynluna
    darynluna
    March 17, 2017, 11:39 am | # | Reply

    dogs are best

  13. chase
    chase
    March 17, 2017, 11:51 am | # | Reply

    Git ‘im, Penk.
    Show him your way is the way!

  14. DeePseudonym
    DeePseudonym
    March 17, 2017, 2:36 pm | # | Reply

    “the HUMAN scourge” – Way to really drive that whole “perspective” thing home.

  15. Mordecai
    Mordecai
    March 17, 2017, 3:12 pm | # | Reply

    If Harky lives through this, we’re going to see if goblin dental prosthetics are as inventive as goblin hand prosthetics. That, or he’s going to be learning the joys of soup.

    • Ved
      Ved
      March 18, 2017, 5:03 am | # | Reply

      Gold teeth would work fine.
      They don’t really use those tusks to eat anyway.

  16. JH
    JH
    March 17, 2017, 3:15 pm | # | Reply

    So does Harky exclusively hate humans, and not the Peacemakers in general? Because he was acting pretty nice to Gravedust a few pages ago.

    • Psolo Ghoti
      Psolo Ghoti
      March 17, 2017, 7:24 pm | # | Reply

      Harky hates humans, and the Peacemakers were spokespeople for humans and their allies.

      Gravedust was the only Peacemaker who was absent from the peace negotiations with deathmatch against Harky, so this is probably the first time they meet. He’s also the only Peacemaker belonging to a race that’s allied with the trolls. And he just made a really good impression on Harky (and a really painful impression on Iver).

      • Tsapki
        Tsapki
        March 18, 2017, 5:04 am | # | Reply

        Technically, the Savasi didn’t dump Gravedust in the Death Arena when Harky fought the Peacekeepers, so it’s reasonable he might know who is he from that and other chance meetings the group later had with him.

        But as you mention, he made a good impression in this situation (taking Iver down a peg or twelve as he was planning a coup definitely helps).

  17. Qiam
    Qiam
    March 18, 2017, 11:59 pm | # | Reply

    I agree. Dogs are better than anything else.

  18. Deedes
    Deedes
    March 19, 2017, 6:16 am | # | Reply

    I think Troll fights are not about killing. They are about making the other’s argument toothless. Looks like Harky is losing.

    • minando
      minando
      March 20, 2017, 5:02 am | # | Reply

      The secret society of dog loving troll dentists is behind this.

  19. Steel Resolve
    Steel Resolve
    March 20, 2017, 4:02 am | # | Reply

    Time for the teacher to learn a lesson.

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