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Annotations Every Day - Written by T Campbell & Flo Kahn - Illustrated by John & Jason Waltrip

The line between cowardice and bravery is really, really fine.

Chapter 47 – Page 26

on May 26, 2017
Chapter: Chapter 47
└ Tags: Ulak
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  1. wolfpax
    wolfpax
    May 26, 2017, 12:04 am | # | Reply

    And so we see what happens when you leave the portal to Nopeland open.

    • minando
      minando
      May 26, 2017, 3:50 am | # | Reply

      Or the Oogle browser.

      • wolfpax
        wolfpax
        May 26, 2017, 2:32 pm | # | Reply

        The all new iPortal.

  2. Sentora
    Sentora
    May 26, 2017, 12:11 am | # | Reply

    Way too late to get your money back now, bud.

    • Gristle McNerd
      Gristle McNerd
      May 26, 2017, 3:29 am | # | Reply

      That is a very well-matched avatar you’ve got there.

    • MidnightDStroyer
      MidnightDStroyer
      May 30, 2017, 3:41 pm | # | Reply

      Yeaaaaahhhh, I don’t think their world has any laws that cover the concept of “buyer’s remorse”…

  3. biggmac
    biggmac
    May 26, 2017, 12:11 am | # | Reply

    Oh, Ulak. You blinked.
    Tsapki will be sorely disappointed in you now.

    • Tsapki
      Tsapki
      May 29, 2017, 2:34 am | # | Reply

      I imagine Ulak has bigger concerns right now, but yes.

      Sorely disappointed.

  4. Narratorway
    Narratorway
    May 26, 2017, 12:17 am | # | Reply

    Are you not entertained? Is that not why you are here?

    • MidnightDStroyer
      MidnightDStroyer
      May 27, 2017, 9:48 am | # | Reply

      Penk shouldn’t feel too bad about hearing that the Countless was made up…The same guy made up Tectonicus too.

  5. Alice Macher
    Alice Macher
    May 26, 2017, 12:17 am | # | Reply

    Again Ulak asked him, and said unto him, Art thou the Countless, the Son of the Cursed?

    And H.R. said, EYE AM.

    Then Ulak rent his Cultist robes and saith, Fuck this shit, I am out of here.

    • MidnightDStroyer
      MidnightDStroyer
      May 27, 2017, 9:52 am | # | Reply

      YouTube. Paste this into the URL.
      /watch?v=5FjWe31S_0g

      “‘Nuff Said.”
      ~Stan Lee

    • MidnightDStroyer
      MidnightDStroyer
      May 27, 2017, 10:34 am | # | Reply

      Because Ulak rent his robe instead of buy it, he’s about to lose his security deposit.
      ;)

  6. Kennerly
    Kennerly
    May 26, 2017, 12:19 am | # | Reply

    Boy, are YOU in the wrong line of work.

    • MatthewTheLucky
      MatthewTheLucky
      May 26, 2017, 4:58 am | # | Reply

      *slow clap*

    • MidnightDStroyer
      MidnightDStroyer
      May 27, 2017, 10:28 am | # | Reply

      Yeah, worshiping a “god of death” is a certain way to earn a Darwin Award.

  7. Jean-Luc
    Jean-Luc
    May 26, 2017, 12:36 am | # | Reply

    The most enticing thing about Eldritch Horrors is their absence.

    • TachyonCode
      TachyonCode
      May 26, 2017, 8:04 am | # | Reply

      As expected from one who deals with the Q Continuum on the regular.

      Although I would have voted for tentacles…

      • Lexible
        Lexible
        May 26, 2017, 6:33 pm | # | Reply

        Uh… and just what are we voting for tentacles being enticing for here? Asking for a friend…

        • MidnightDStroyer
          MidnightDStroyer
          May 27, 2017, 9:54 am | # | Reply

          …And your friend happens to be a Hentai fan, I take it?
          ;)

  8. Fairportfan
    Fairportfan
    May 26, 2017, 2:00 am | # | Reply

    To quote from a comic i red like forty years ago:

    If you’re too proud to run, step aside for a man who.isn’t.

    • MidnightDStroyer
      MidnightDStroyer
      May 27, 2017, 9:56 am | # | Reply

      In the field of Demolitions Disposal, they have a saying: “An EOD private who is running outranks even a Five-Star General.” The better part of discretion, and all that…

  9. Blake
    Blake
    May 26, 2017, 2:03 am | # | Reply

    Is this the secret final form of Simmons from RE6? Instead of going giant insect, his T-Rex with a giant eyeball goes full eldritch? We’re gonna need a bigger rocket launcher!

  10. cu
    cu
    May 26, 2017, 2:05 am | # | Reply

    “What abominable eldritch appearance instills more despair and abject horror in the heart of enemies and worshipers alike? The tentacly-eye one or the executive in his underpants one? #primal_horror #online_polls #late_for_the_apocalypse #undecided”

  11. minando
    minando
    May 26, 2017, 3:00 am | # | Reply

    “This is not what was promised to meee!”
    “This is not Baldur’s Gate! And you know what happened to THAT guy.”
    “Fair point. Chief cultist awayyy!”

    • MidnightDStroyer
      MidnightDStroyer
      May 27, 2017, 10:27 am | # | Reply

      To be fair, Penk switched Patron Deities in one of those “Hold my beer & watch this” moments…

  12. Smallfoot
    Smallfoot
    May 26, 2017, 3:22 am | # | Reply

    Aye, I Eye. Oh, Ai Yai Yai! Oh why Eye? Iyai yai!

    • FlyingFish
      FlyingFish
      May 26, 2017, 6:15 pm | # | Reply

      Cultists: EEEE! EYE! EEEE! EYE!
      Ulak: Oh.

      • minando
        minando
        May 29, 2017, 3:42 am | # | Reply

        All seeing eye: Heh…HEYYYYY…….

  13. Jerry
    Jerry
    May 26, 2017, 5:41 am | # | Reply

    Ya know… the tags could realy clarify wether that’s “The countless” or HR…

    • Phil
      Flo
      May 26, 2017, 8:22 am | # | Reply

      They sure could.

      • Seggs
        Seggs
        May 26, 2017, 11:39 am | # | Reply

        i think they did this kind of thing before? a few pages from now the eyedentity will be revealed and then theyll go back and retrophil the tags from the pages previous

        • Benedikt
          Benedikt
          June 25, 2017, 4:35 pm | # | Reply

          “retrophil” is great.

      • Talewinds
        Talewinds
        May 26, 2017, 12:04 pm | # | Reply

        They sure didn’t.

    • Andreas Geisler
      Andreas Geisler
      May 26, 2017, 5:41 pm | # | Reply

      Eye am that eye am

    • Valdrax
      Valdrax
      May 27, 2017, 1:57 pm | # | Reply

      That would be a spoiler.

    • Borg
      Borg
      June 20, 2017, 7:42 pm | # | Reply

      But that would imply it was unclear.

  14. Frigg_Fanboi
    Frigg_Fanboi
    May 26, 2017, 7:04 am | # | Reply

    I always wanted to be a cultist… until I took a spire to the knee

  15. The Gorram Batguy
    The Gorram Batguy
    May 26, 2017, 7:15 am | # | Reply

    Is this not supposed to by HR’s new form, after eating disruptor beast custard? He talks about no longer needing glasses, after all. Yet HR is not in the tags.
    If it is HR, the transformation seems to have cost him what little sanity he had left. All in favor of this new development, say Aye.

    • Soothsayer
      Soothsayer
      May 27, 2017, 7:19 am | # | Reply

      eye!

    • MidnightDStroyer
      MidnightDStroyer
      May 27, 2017, 10:03 am | # | Reply

      Aye-yi-yi!

  16. Charlie Spencer
    Charlie Spencer
    May 26, 2017, 7:26 am | # | Reply

    I do not like new cult glam.
    I do not like it, Eye I am.

    • Mujaki
      Mujaki
      May 27, 2017, 3:16 am | # | Reply

      Will you bay it to the moon?
      Will you pray it ’til your doom?
      Will you feed it in a pit?
      Will you thrash in a spastic fit?
      Will you stab it with steely knives?
      Will you sacrifice young lives?
      Will you scream with mouth of froth?
      Will you face the fury’s wroth?

      Will you try the new cult glam?
      You can not escape Eye I am…

    • Shweta
      Shweta
      May 27, 2017, 3:36 am | # | Reply

      would you try it with a bow?
      would you fire it high and low?
      would you, could you, on a stool?
      maybe with berzerking ghouls?

    • MidnightDStroyer
      MidnightDStroyer
      May 27, 2017, 10:08 am | # | Reply

      This is definitely not your normal Dr. Sousa…

  17. Jim
    Jim
    May 26, 2017, 7:32 am | # | Reply

    Both squamous *and* rugose, I see. :-)

    I love the last panel. That moment when you realize everything you thought you knew is a lie, and a terrifying one at that.

  18. Pit Friend
    Pit Friend
    May 26, 2017, 8:24 am | # | Reply

    They didn’t mention this in the brochures!

  19. Alphalpha
    Alphalpha
    May 26, 2017, 8:29 am | # | Reply

    Eye eye eye eye eye, Nope Rangers.

  20. █████
    █████
    May 26, 2017, 10:07 am | # | Reply

    So it/he now has ranged berserk-infecting attacks as well as consuming touch?

    >broken boss OP pls nerf

    • Eric
      Eric
      May 26, 2017, 2:38 pm | # | Reply

      >L2Play noob! LOLZ!

      (note, the person saying that has already died 187 times on that same boss and is simply trying to make themselves feel better by implying THEY can do it and are thus better than you)

      Why yes, I have been on the Blizzard forums. And then I smartened up.

    • MidnightDStroyer
      MidnightDStroyer
      May 27, 2017, 10:18 am | # | Reply

      It’s time to go in the opposite direction than Leeroy Jenkins would go…

    • StoneRhino
      StoneRhino
      May 27, 2017, 2:25 pm | # | Reply

      *holds up sign that says “Git Guud!”

  21. Dataweaver
    Dataweaver
    May 26, 2017, 12:00 pm | # | Reply

    Eye Yam What Eye Yam, and That’s All What Eye Yam!
    I’m Pop-Eye the Saler, man!

  22. Thracecius
    Thracecius
    May 26, 2017, 2:35 pm | # | Reply

    “Eye got no body, and no body got me!”

  23. Eric
    Eric
    May 26, 2017, 2:35 pm | # | Reply

    That moment
    when you realize everything you’ve done up until now was a HUGE mistake.

  24. tlhonmey
    tlhonmey
    May 26, 2017, 3:25 pm | # | Reply

    That moment…

    When you realize you left the oven on and the sink running…

  25. brasca1
    brasca1
    May 26, 2017, 6:53 pm | # | Reply

    Seriously HR if you are going to kill your followers please try to be more profound. Gods always say something cool before they smite you.

    • Soothsayer
      Soothsayer
      May 27, 2017, 7:22 am | # | Reply

      HR is a huge dork. I’m pretty sure this is as close as he gets to saying something profound or cool. XD

    • Loyal
      Loyal
      May 27, 2017, 8:13 am | # | Reply

      If they’re gonna die in a few seconds anyway (and in this specific case be Unmade), do they REALLY need to be sent off with a touching farewell?

      A speech is only of benefit to an audience that can remember it, and it’s not like there’s some hidden crowd of people watching these events unfold from afar.

      ;)

      • MidnightDStroyer
        MidnightDStroyer
        May 27, 2017, 10:22 am | # | Reply

        It’s a good thing that H.R. knows only about the specific 4th Wall that he created…And then breached.

    • MidnightDStroyer
      MidnightDStroyer
      May 27, 2017, 10:20 am | # | Reply

      Anything an Eldritch Horror might say to you would drive you insane anyway…Points of reference, Call of Cthulhu RPG & most of H.P. Lovecraft bibliography.

  26. ImmortalOracle
    ImmortalOracle
    May 27, 2017, 2:00 pm | # | Reply

    “Sometimes, fear is the appropriate response.”

    • Iarei
      Iarei
      May 28, 2017, 2:12 pm | # | Reply

      Fear is always the appropriate response, it’s just a matter of measure.

  27. Kobold
    Kobold
    May 27, 2017, 5:03 pm | # | Reply

    Eye spy, with my little I

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